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Noodles8888

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I love words, dark documentaries, and writing scathing Amazon reviews about sub-par products. GO BILLS!

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Noodles8888 @noodles8888.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Because things aren't bad enough: Our Solar System Is Terminally Unstable and Will Be Completely Destroyed (404Media)
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Wayno & Piraro
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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rickbritt.bsky.social @rickbritt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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@joshuaturek - This is the energy the entire AI industry gives off
[An image of a tweet against a dark background. The attached picture features the character Gob Bluth from Arrested Development with a manic expression, biting down on a large knife while holding up fans of playing cards in both hands during a magic performance.]
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Jon Kimball @jonkimball.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Triumvirate of gaining
Senator Schmidt and his flunky LLM lawyers
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🇺🇸𝕀𝕟𝕕𝕪 ℝ𝕖𝕗𝕦𝕘𝕖𝕖🇺🇸 ᵀʳᵘᵐᵖˡᵉˢˢ ᵁˢᴬ @indyrefugee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
MAGA Republicans turned televised congressional hearings into outlandish performances for their voters who broke when Obama was elected and needed him to be criminalized for their self esteem. Schmitt’s attempt today missed the mark by miles, but it is a pitiful reminder of what the GOP has become.
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Optimizing one’s time on Capitol Hill for internet content rather than for lawmaking has been a net negative for the country
“Freedom of speech” / guy in a town hall meme
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Kygosi @kygosi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gym memberships must be crimes against humanity
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Good Question.......?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Foul Bay Hero @foulbayhero.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This newish Vancean "ain't I a stinker?" routine is as turgid as everything else about him.
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LAFAYETTE @lastudiolafayette.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If NFL owners want to censor who performs in stadiums, they shouldn't ask taxpayers to help build them. You can't take public subsidies for stadiums then use them as your personal editorial board. Pay for it all out of your own pocket and hold as many Kid Rock concerts as you want to.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We got Hegseth wanting to inject testosterone into service members and Kash wanting to let people in the FBI who engaged in bestiality. That’s just this week.
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
threads.com/@momlife_comics
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Noodles8888 @noodles8888.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Strong quote from Lukas Forchhammer as ALL acts drop out of Sheeran's concert b/c Kraft/stadium owners: Money doesn’t give you the right to own the conversation. Nobody’s bank balance should decide who gets to speak or which suffering we’re allowed to acknowledge. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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All supporting acts withdraw from Ed Sheeran’s tour in solidarity with Macklemore
Three openers and live band for Sheeran’s tour depart after removal of Macklemore over ‘free Palestine’ comments
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Chels (Chelsea) (she/her) @spooniechels.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Dr. Ellie Murray, Scd ✅
@EpiEllie

Some of y'all forget the reason we have food safety regulations is because companies used to do things like adding chalk to spoiled milk so it looked normal.

Regulations don't exist because governments enjoy them. They exist because pure unadulterated capitalism would kill us.
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Legal Weed 4 SC 🌱 @legalweed4sc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is so embarrassing. The human printer should not be in a receiving line. Serena Waterford called. She wants her dress back.
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Noodles8888 @noodles8888.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
With all graphic designers out there, why is the down and play clock info so freaking tiny on the stats bar for NFL games? You can see the score from space, but need binoculars to see the other important details.
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
instagram.com/denversemagazine
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Trump called for a national boycott of a Canadian company that employs hundreds of Americans at plants in Kansas and Indiana, which pays their bills and feeds their families. Which would put them all out of work if successful. On Labor Day. Because he’s mad at Mark Carney.
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
$16 million later, the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool was supposed to be open by July 4. Instead, it looks like this.
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Our newest invention takes up so much space, eats so much electricity that everyone pays more, does untold ecological damage, and also sounds like the worst experimental industrial band you've ever heard of 24/7, and it doesn't even work at all.
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Noodles8888 @noodles8888.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What a craptastic headline from today's Washington Post: Using legal loopholes and executive power, Trump is remaking Washington
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Tasha @toshyou.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
NO media 1000s are marching in DC to defend voting rights; 90 orgs signed on, Reuters sent photographers, but local media Bernie Sanders, AOC and Martin Luther King III attended Wa Post buried it A Black-led march is visible in DC only after somebody else reports it Repost the march they buried
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
@magslals

Some people are like I will stop at nothing and I'm like really? I would stop at a lot of things like for instance what if it's difficult
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Just a Dad 📎 @dadmakingcans.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The US Energy Information Administration estimate for total crude oil still in the ground in the US is 400 billion barrels Do you really think that securing another 65 billion barrels that would take billions of of investment to get out of the ground in Venezuela will lower your price at the pump?
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Good 'ol Tami(ka) @tamikakoga.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
it's going to be like a weird Philip k Dick novel or something : no matter how many old pictures of Trump you look at, no matter how far back they go, even back to when she was supposed to have not even been born, Natalie harp will be in all of them... slowly your mind will unravel....
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Noodles8888 @noodles8888.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
From this Guardian article. What an unfortunate name. If he took over the polling company, he could rename it Epic Porn. “I don’t understand what Trump is thinking,” the Epic-MRA pollster Bernie Porn said. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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Detroit despairs as ‘insanity’ of Trump’s Canada trade war punishes city
Unpopular new policy comes as midterms loom and control of Congress could be decided by several Michigan races
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Patric Bates @patricbates.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
A watercolor that I made #art #watercolor #painting #illustration
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Melissa Nadia Viviana 🐸 @resistrebelrevolt.net · 24/08/2026
Who’s better for the economy? Ordinary people or billionaires?
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Patty Eguino @patriciaeguino.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This is some footage I got of being bear maced by Jake Lang’s cowardly crew
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"Would you care for a cup of tea?" "I am not sure. It would depend what exactly the cup of tea would expect from me, in my role as carer. I have devoted myself selflessly to hot drinks and their needs several times in the past and ended up getting burned on numerous occasion
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🍁🎃🍂✌️💙🇺🇲 🍂👻🍁 @motherf.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 15/08/2026
I know you're not allowed to say this during the current debate, but the reason the left dominates academics, art, comedy, and music is that the right has stupid, discredited ideas, they're not funny, and dull resentment does not make for good art. No grand conspiracy required.
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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
still think daily about the time I was at Arby's and the person in front of me asked what the "healthy option" was, and the cashier responded "leaving"
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Jesspooka Kant 🎃 @jessdkant.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It says a lot about America that we charge people who need more space on an airplane a fortune, but if someone wants to buy a massive honking SUV or truck and make it everyone else’s problem then we just act like it’s normal to take up 3 parking spaces and make highway merging a contact sport.
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Noodles8888 @noodles8888.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Time to be discerning about armadillos. From an Independent article about leprosy: To reduce risk, people should avoid contact with nine-banded armadillos and people who may be infected.
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Just a Dad 📎 @dadmakingcans.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Biden handed Trump a strong and growing economy and Trump drove it right into a ditch while everyone in the media ignored it b/c they were more interested in maintaining access to him than doing their jobs. Chaos in the executive branch is a media money maker… Greed is everywhere these days.
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Noodles8888 @noodles8888.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
How come I can be on a Zoom call with someone in France with no time lags, but off-site TV reporters/interviewees have to wait like 2-3 seconds to hear what the anchor is saying in order to respond? You'd think they'd have better tech.
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Noodles8888 @noodles8888.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Who's paying for this? The DOJ announced it was sending poll watchers to monitor voting sites in 4 heavily Democratic areas to ensure transparency, ballot security, & compliance with federal law & devoting extensive resources to ensure uniform & nondiscriminatory monitoring. (from Politico)
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