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Zomb Abnorming

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most of these are towel he/him pwdrhrn prk Fuck ICE

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Logical Frank @logicalfrank.com · 14h
Ditka was an asshole.
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Zomb Abnorming @nonabsorbing.bsky.social · 12h
Eat shit you fash cunt
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Andrew Bloomberg @andrewbloomberg.bsky.social · 14h
Ok, I endorse the famous @tomscocca.bsky.social story about how long it takes to caramelize onions but this is a bit exaggerated
Screenshot of French Onion Soup picture with text reading:


This 71-Year-Old French Onion Soup Recipe Is Worth the Wait
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David Brauer @dbrauer.net · 08/10/2026
I wonder how nice Lisa Demuth & Michele Tafoya feel about the president inciting a pogrom on my neighbors. Will the Strib political desk look up from its civility politics and push them, noting Demuth effectively invited ICE here before or will they just accept an email from Tafoya’s human shields?
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Zomb Abnorming @nonabsorbing.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This succccckkkkssssss
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Pedaling Professor @pedalingprof.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Less than the likely cost of two lawsuit settlements against a current StP city council member.... Seriously, this is a pathetically small amount in the scheme of budgets and sadly reminiscent of Nice Ride getting shut down because the core cities don't back up policy with budget support.
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Zomb Abnorming @nonabsorbing.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ugh
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Zomb Abnorming @nonabsorbing.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sigh, married to Mets catching coach JP Arencibia.
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Zomb Abnorming @nonabsorbing.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
NO
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Zomb Abnorming @nonabsorbing.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
NOW HE HAS TWO GUNS
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Zomb Abnorming @nonabsorbing.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
WFH?
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Zomb Abnorming @nonabsorbing.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Somebody give me a job
Graphic with five Lisa Loebs telling Sharon Stone to Stay cos she missed her
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Zomb Abnorming @nonabsorbing.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
In 2026!!
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Zomb Abnorming @nonabsorbing.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nothing but respect for MY Digger
The muthafuckin DIGGING-EST DOG
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Sam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
great bit by major league baseball that the 19th, 24th, 28th, and 30th highest payroll teams are going to be four of the five squads still standing tomorrow, given that the whole sport will shut down for 2027 because owners have brainwashed everyone into believing teams like them don’t have a chance
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens
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Zomb Abnorming @nonabsorbing.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/awfu...
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Roger Cormier @themetsnewsletter.com · 08/10/2026
Don't be sad the Dodgers advanced. Be happy Atlanta is sad.
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Eric Harris Bernstein @ehbinmn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They started texting with a 16-year-old. After two years, they offered to sell him a gun. They consider that "stopping a terrorist attack." And they are calling it heroic. What an absolute embarrassment.
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Zomb Abnorming @nonabsorbing.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wyd Devin Smeltzer
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Zomb Abnorming @nonabsorbing.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
(awoo)
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Zomb Abnorming @nonabsorbing.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I know every state is different but I'm convinced that the absolute vomit launch of Angie Craig ads on YouTube/streaming apps really hurt her in the MN Senate primary.
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Zomb Abnorming @nonabsorbing.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Baseball RULES
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Zomb Abnorming @nonabsorbing.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
'You guys got me crackin' up alla time' youtu.be/bXOUl2nhujM?...
youtu.be
Rick Sutcliffe Drunk
YouTube video by John Peterson
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Zomb Abnorming @nonabsorbing.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Also never seen this
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Zomb Abnorming @nonabsorbing.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This reads like a Discogs entry for an ironically spooky garage rock band
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Zomb Abnorming @nonabsorbing.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
NOT ALL SAINTS www.ncronline.org/news/st-paul...
ncronline.org
St. Paul Saints baseball team to become 'Mr. Paul Aints' on atheist night
For one hot August night, the St. Paul Saints, a Minnesota minor league baseball team, will become the "Mr. Paul Aints" in a game sponsored by a local atheist group.Dubbed "A Night of Unbelievable Fun...
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Zomb Abnorming @nonabsorbing.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My wife and kid got pierced there and had a great experience. Good luck!
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Zomb Abnorming @nonabsorbing.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
GARDEN STATE
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Zomb Abnorming @nonabsorbing.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
(I love Josh too, don't get me wrong)
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Zomb Abnorming @nonabsorbing.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Surely doesn't help that he's such an ATL homer
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Zomb Abnorming @nonabsorbing.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He'd probably disagree magnetmagazine.com/2014/05/14/f...
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From The Desk Of Josh Kantor: Nancy Faust - Magnet Magazine
Fenway Park organist Josh Kantor is a utilityman of sorts, playing keyboards for a number of outfits in addition to entertaining the Red Sox faithful. His highest-profile gig is with the fantastic nat...
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Zomb Abnorming @nonabsorbing.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lesser performances than Will Forte's in 'Coyote vs Acme' have garnered Oscar nods.
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Zomb Abnorming @nonabsorbing.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Zomb Abnorming @nonabsorbing.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
youtu.be/I3QQgV3KM9s?...
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Hüsker Dü - 10. Bricklayer 9/5/81 7th Street Entry
YouTube video by HüSKERchout
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Zomb Abnorming @nonabsorbing.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That time Hercules almost did Misogy-9/11
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Zomb Abnorming @nonabsorbing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
THANK YOU!
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m a proud Minneapolis Public Schools alum and parent. After talking with MPS families, I’m deeply concerned about the district’s current plan to close 14 or more schools.
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Zomb Abnorming @nonabsorbing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Maybe next year! We were enjoying a kid free weekend and catching up with pals from the OG Specific Heats from our NYC days
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Zomb Abnorming @nonabsorbing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The wife and I drove down from Mpls to attend your popfest and it ruled super hard, grateful to you and Leigh for setting up!
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David Brauer @dbrauer.net · 30/09/2026
Bigot fans losing on an ABS challenge
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Zomb Abnorming @nonabsorbing.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Devil's bargain: having to root against Dom Smith
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Zomb Abnorming @nonabsorbing.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is there anything better than the combination of a stunned Truist Park crowd mixed with the false hope of Phillies fans?
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The VVitch: Live Deliciously
ALT: The VVitch: Live Deliciously
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Zomb Abnorming @nonabsorbing.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
LET'S GO METS
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Zomb Abnorming @nonabsorbing.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Character actor Tom Noonan 1951-2026
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Jon Collins @jcollins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Roosevelt High School teacher who was tackled, choked and charged with felony by feds on school grounds just hours after Renee Good's killing has taken a preliminary step in filing a lawsuit against the federal government. www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
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Roosevelt High teacher files federal claim over violent detention by agents
Roosevelt High School teacher Quentin Williams has filed a claim against the federal government alleging agents violently detained him, falsely accused him of assault and violated his civil rights.
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(Chris Jericho voice) ARMBAR
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