pants labyrinth @noddemix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"Rattle rattle thunder clatter cum cum cum.... Don't worry, call the Car Sex man!" —rejected tagline for CRASH (1996) 010
pants labyrinth @noddemix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026posting a clean 7.2 bWAR on the 2051 CDMX Rayas 010
pants labyrinth @noddemix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i have heard it but the only thing i can think of when i see the title is a slowed breathy movie trailer cover of dropkick murphys 110
Reposted by pants labyrinthTerminally Frogline @2frogline69.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This is what every prompt guide looks like to me 1509
pants labyrinth @noddemix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026it's an enduring crime of poptimism that we are now obliged to regard cynical industry calibration/manipulation as a high art unto itself 120
pants labyrinth @noddemix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Stupid Song, Lazy Song........ the subtext becomes text........ 010
pants labyrinth @noddemix.bsky.social · 26/09/2026yeah, Curtis's kid. you could say it "runs" in the family 😂 110
pants labyrinth @noddemix.bsky.social · 22/09/2026T-minus how many days before they accidentally play an AI edit of him getting Kirk'd in Butler 000
Reposted by pants labyrinthSpooky Sara (Endless Halloween🔪🩸🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 17/09/2026rock and roll photos 110614
pants labyrinth @noddemix.bsky.social · 15/09/2026they're not gonna "bear responsibility" until they are forced to, brotherman 020
pants labyrinth @noddemix.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Cooper Rush is bad because he dares to flout nominative determinism 011
pants labyrinth @noddemix.bsky.social · 13/09/2026just start pump faking over and over when you feel em closing in 001
Reposted by pants labyrinthIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 13/09/2026A while ago the term "neoliberal" kind of got discarded because it got bandied around a lot and lost its meaning, but this is basically what it is 1037185
pants labyrinth @noddemix.bsky.social · 12/09/2026what's my most prized little tchotchke? glad you asked! it's this Kurt Vonnegut fridge magnet/finger puppet 010
pants labyrinth @noddemix.bsky.social · 12/09/2026proprietor of a soda jerk with six different opioid mixers 1270
pants labyrinth @noddemix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026the del amitri s/t (1985) is a pretty good slice of jangle/sophisti-pop imo 010
pants labyrinth @noddemix.bsky.social · 10/09/2026feeling pretty sanguine about having Jadarian Price in FF though 100
pants labyrinth @noddemix.bsky.social · 10/09/2026it's appropriate that the Carrie Underwood SNF theme rips off I Hate Myself for Loving You because that happens to be my exact attitude toward watching professional football 120
pants labyrinth @noddemix.bsky.social · 08/09/2026There's a strange deprioritization of the sensory going on among those who are trying to legitimize their hobbyhorse by resetting the parameters of "cognition" 010
pants labyrinth @noddemix.bsky.social · 06/09/2026oh I'm a fan too, I just have a complex about the cool kids talking relentless shit on the team culture, much of which is sadly earned 140
pants labyrinth @noddemix.bsky.social · 06/09/2026they really are, it seems. lowest levels of redass/youth pastor vibes in some time 150
Reposted by pants labyrinthlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 06/09/2026i'm prepared to raise the alarm. this is now a certified Woke 2 Incident 482609314
pants labyrinth @noddemix.bsky.social · 05/09/2026any time you get the chance at a historically disastrous season a year after making the All-Star game you simply have to take it 000
Reposted by pants labyrinthVHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 05/09/2026weird birthday video?? cursed maybe : 14s 0176
pants labyrinth @noddemix.bsky.social · 04/09/2026The Mayich family should be permitted to introduce these knuckleheads to the claw end of a hammer 040
Reposted by pants labyrinthTurp @turpin4prez.bsky.social · 03/09/2026This story should have more attention. ASU's idiot coach brought in some military prick to run a grueling boot camp-style workout in the heat, which included restricting water intake. NHL prospect player suffers a heat stroke and is probably going to die from it. arizonasports.com/ncaa/arizona...arizonasports.comASU hockey player Matthew Mayich has no chance of recovery after heatstroke, attorney says - Arizona Sports"His body ceased functioning in a fundamental way, and this condition is irreversible," Robert Carey said. 611175549
pants labyrinth @noddemix.bsky.social · 04/09/2026the NYT dialect quiz always had me dead to rights but the one being passed around is putting me in Denver. hm 010
pants labyrinth @noddemix.bsky.social · 04/09/2026judy b and klaus theweleit taking a victory lap hand in hand 020
Reposted by pants labyrinthMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Gloria Steinem, looks like rhythm finally got you. Rest in peace, Queen of Latin Pop. 933044