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(No Data) @nodataset.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Stop calling it, "The hill I'm willing to die on" and start calling it, "The hill I'm going to kill on". Even if it's a small hill, it's YOUR hill goddamnit.
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Pal Keddy @palkeddy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Crucially, the GLOVE has limitations, chief among them that for the device to work effectively and deliver its restraining pain shock, it must come into contact with the subject's bare skin. According to Compliant Technologies, the gloves won't work through dry clothing or thick hair. The gloves will work, however, if the subject is wearing thin, wet clothing, such as soaked T-shirts or blouses. The GLOVE also does not like being dunked in water and will likely be rendered inoperable if this happens.
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(No Data) @nodataset.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Are shock gloves waterproof? Asking for my water balloon and oil paint enthusiasts...
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(No Data) @nodataset.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
If the register ever has a value of empathy=1 (on or "true"), the kernel does an immediate core dump, flashes the firmware, and activates our patented "Economic Tumor Services". Oligarchy Systems™️ leverages reliability with consistent performance and complete control.
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(No Data) @nodataset.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
1. Many things on this planet are edible. 2. Not many things on this planet are digestible and/or non-toxic.
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scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Top panel is tiny planet Mercury in relation to the HUGE Sun.
Bottom panel is a similar image, a tiny "close ad" button in relation to the fingertip labeled "my finger" which fills nearly the entire panel.
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Lora Kolodny @lorak.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
If you have time this weekend, please check out the doc (~30 min.) my team & I released this week on Musk’s push into Greater Memphis with xAI and its noisy, methane gas burning turbines, data centers, broken promises & impacts on majority Black communities next door. www.cnbc.com/2026/07/16/e...
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Elon Musk's Memphis AI empire is the epicenter of the data center backlash
Data center-related policy proposals, protests and litigation are underway across the country citing Colossus and Memphis as a cautionary tale.
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Louis 〓〓 @louishenwood.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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(No Data) @nodataset.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Translation: The explosive diarrhea caused his aorta to rupture. Oh, you didn't know the "sudden illness" was explosive diarrhea? He said as much when he called his good friend Scott Jennings this morning to talk for 18 minutes. Pass it on...
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(No Data) @nodataset.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Michael McDonald called me today and we spoke for 20 minutes but I kept forgetting we're not in love anymore.
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(No Data) @nodataset.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Some Monday morning wisdom courtesy of @ishkur.bsky.social Since it's Monday and markets are open I assume we're in the "peace talks" phase of this circus.
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(No Data) @nodataset.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I'm starting to lose track of where we are in the final season of America™️; do we bomb desert nations when the markets are closed or do we bomb only during futures and commodity trading? Peace talks on Monday, war posturing by 4pm ET Friday afternoon.
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ART @art.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
by Aman Daharwal #art
by Aman Daharwal
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(No Data) @nodataset.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
In the spaces between atoms, where microscopes can't see, the one you miss in the moment is tending to their garden of experiences. They hear you whisper their name and their soul flashes in recognition. Always press SEND.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 02/05/2026
hot take: women are less likely to use AI because we’re quick to clock flattery as a tool of manipulation
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(No Data) @nodataset.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I take a small pleasure in the fact that Sergey got cucked by Elon Musk. Like, how much does your personality suck that your girlfriend is like, "the mumbling idiot who doesn't know how to cook a pop-tart and is built like mailbox? So hot" That's a stain you never escape.
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(No Data) @nodataset.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I am literally begging y'all to stop looking down your noses at Trade schools having witnessed an entire generation waste their time and money on WindowsNT certifications and Sigma7 learning paths.
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✨‧₊˚ meh (but spooky) ˚₊‧✨ @ericgerhardt.com · 03/04/2026
My neighbor told me Iranians keep sinking his insured oil tankers so I asked how many tankers he has and he said he just goes to the international community and insures a new tanker afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding oil tankers to Iran and then Pete Hegseth started crying.
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(No Data) @nodataset.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
"Cosplaytriots" is now a part of my permanent lexicon.
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(No Data) @nodataset.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
What's being reported is that the carrier fired on the Iranian vessel several times and missed. What isn't being reported is the Iranian vessel fired back and did not miss.
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(No Data) @nodataset.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
The Internet disagreed and will be keeping them up indefinitely.
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(No Data) @nodataset.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Markwayne: That was a misspoke. Markwayne's Beard: Oh God we're being attacked, trigger the threat response and shit your pants to scare away the predators!!
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The Morrigan @faefromthefield.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
People who argue about the semantics of firearms instead of the horror of what they do to kids in school are not to be trusted.
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mr-yoyito.bsky.social @mr-yoyito.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
There is nothing to gain from hanging out with a convicted felon and defaming racist but if you hang out with him technically you’re now in the Epstein files.
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(No Data) @nodataset.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Today I told my HVAC technician that if he didn't embrace AI he was going to be left behind. He laughed. I laughed. Alexa laughed...
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
This is maybe the platonic ideal of a guy who watches videos about being an alpha male: getting your shit rocked by 15 year olds before being arrested
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(No Data) @nodataset.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
The thing to remember about Useful Idiots™️ -whether they be in politics, media, government, etc- is that their usefulness is only temporary while their idiocy is forever.
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq.--"Mo" @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
It looks like Epstein is occasionally showing up in the Trump files.
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Jennifer Wright @jenashleywright.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 03/11/2025
"Throwing the meat sandwich at point blank range" sounds like what JD Vance does to couches.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”
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Lora Kolodny @lorak.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
live your life in a manner so that jane goodall would not have wanted to ship you off planet as soon as possible
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(No Data) @nodataset.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
If you're a small blue dot in a big red state, register as a Republican. It's a fun game that will render districting maps moot.
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a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed
Alt: Use the tools of your enemy against them
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(No Data) @nodataset.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Political violence has no pla... Haha just kidding this country was founded on political violence and has enacted it on almost every continent. Charlie died doing what he loved, advocating for 2A protections in spite of proliferating violence committed on school children (and pundits).
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(No Data) @nodataset.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
An excellent method of protest that should be encouraged everywhere.
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Expatriot @expatriot.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
If He Should Die Before I Wake, I Pray The News Will Not Be Fake
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Lynn: Let's storm the Bastille @auberon.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Still thinking about the contrast between Obama's successful Seal Team 6 operation to take out one of the world's most notorious terrorists, and Krasnov's failed attempt to place a microphone in North Korea. Unbelievable
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(No Data) @nodataset.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Wake up babe new SM meme just dropped.
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(No Data) @nodataset.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
"As of 2025, a major class action lawsuit against the IRS concerns the massive tax information leak by a former contractor. The lawsuit was filed in January 2025 and names the IRS, the Department of the Treasury, and consulting firm Booz Allen Hamilton as defendants." 2026 will be lit for the IRS
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(No Data) @nodataset.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
In which a famously dumb billionaire slips and says the quiet part out loud: "We get to keep our coveted pennies, the cruelty towards the impoverished working class is just an added bonus" Bill Burr was right; put them all down like rabid dogs. Including you, Mark.
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(No Data) @nodataset.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Like Twitter, "Texas Culture" has broken a lot of people's brains. If you're from Texas you can't see it but if you grew up in "normal" America you can spot the cult thinking from a mile away.
Texans love their catchphrases more than they love shooting brown people or talking about football.
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(No Data) @nodataset.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
"We'll find a new ditch." Hits like a gut punch, but fair.
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LilRo @lilro.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
What people keep forgetting is that the US has no say in what Ukraine does. This meeting with Putin is so Trump can get his orders, that is all.
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(No Data) @nodataset.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
In case you wanted a little pick-me-up to counter the televised American Apocalypse:
The only good Nazi is a dead Nazi
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(No Data) @nodataset.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
If you're wondering how to decorate for the holidays this year, might I recommend, "Sex trafficker hung from a streetlight"? I happen to know a place where you can snatch one before they're all gone.
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(No Data) @nodataset.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
"Nice motorcade you got there. Hey what'd'ya know it's time for our OSHA mandated 15min break."
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(No Data) @nodataset.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
If you're a trombone player in a Virginia/Maryland high school marching band (ie: you are accustomed to playing and walking at the same time), you have an opportunity to do the funniest thing this week.
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