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noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The problem with lying when asked about this is that they would get a mob of angry people from the left screaming that this is why everyone hates Democrats
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noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
eh what do i know anyway
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noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
do i think dfa'ing trea turner and eating the next 50 years of his contract is a good idea? no. could i make peace with it? yes.
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noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Has Bryce Harper ever taken a first pitch in his life?
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noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
lol and a little bad defense throw in there for good measure
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noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Losing a wildcard series because your bullpen blew a late lead in one game and your offense disappeared in another game... At least the Phillies are staying on brand
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noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you don't want to see what was hiding behind door #2
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noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Putting your best reliever out there in the 7th was the right move and it just didn't work. The offense was not terrible especially with Sale. The Albies AB before Riley HR was big and even then Phils caught a break. Just not their day unfortunately which is weird to say about this infuriating team
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noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Setting up new apple watch for the kid. Can't complete the pairing process until OS 27 update is applied which 2.2GB. Has to transfer to the watch over bluetooth because can't do wifi until the watch is paired. That means waiting 2+ hours to get the update. Steve Jobs would never allow this.
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noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Didn't really have opinion on Jensen Huang. I had never heard him at length. I guess i'd say i was ambivalent-to-slight-positive just on vibes. But his Ezra Klein Show appearance has pegged the dial way over to the negative. Glad he decided to show his ass, but man his PR team made a bad decision.
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noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Harder than i thought it would be, but i have to choose one i'm going with Across The Sea
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noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What strange, maddening roller coaster this season has been
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noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What even is the theory of change if you shouldn't vote for democrats in these states if republicans can just override vetoes? This making me very angry!
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noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Was lucky enough to be in town for work during the fair in 2018. Still think about this giant bacon on a stick i got from Big Fat Bacon (sorry i ate half before i thought to take a pic). Not picture: The absurdly large bucket of chocolate chip cookies i bought for like $5
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noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Obviously it shouldn't make any difference, but I think people have an inflated idea of how high up a VP is at a bank.
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noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
see also: the Reply-All Storm
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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
I can’t explain it but it came to me fully formed- Donald Trump and Tim Curry will die on the same day
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Adam Bonica @adambonica.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The fundraising texts you delete are working on someone. It’s infuriating and heartbreaking. An 85yo in Ohio gave more than double the value of his home. A 91yo in an Indianapolis senior facility gave 25K times. The DCCC/DSCC don’t just tolerate the spammers who exploit seniors. They take part.
data4democracy.substack.com
Hook and Squeeze
How Democratic consultants, committees, and party leaders built a fundraising spam pipeline that funnels money from a captive pool of elderly donors into their own operations.
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noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
my god bryce and nola absolutely do not want anything to do with that corn
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noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
this is some harry and lloyd bullshit
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noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
sure, but by all accounts i've heard, that's not an option
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noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Is that a worse defensive team than the one they're going with? I'm not sure!
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noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
and i suspect i know the answer already but i'd love to know if Stott to shortstop, Turner to the outfield was ever on the table.
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noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I'm curious to know how much of this is up to Mattingly.
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noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
That song was everywhere
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noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
#24 reminds me how jarring it was to find my 9 year old bumping a song about a loving cereal and then finding out who it was by www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBbl...
youtube.com
Cereal
YouTube video by The Verve Pipe - Topic
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noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
i know i'm contributing to the problem here but i am sick of hearing about a few grocery stores in nyc
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noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
If you've been flooded with sms spam after making a donation via @actblueorg.bsky.social , here's their contact page. Tell them you want your donation refunded and let them know you won't be donating another dollar until they fix this problem. help.actblue.com/hc/en-us/req...
help.actblue.com
Contact Us
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noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Sure, but who gave those grifters my number? I made a donation via ActBlue last month and from that point forward, I was getting at least 5 of these spam texts per day every day. I've sworn off political donations until this is dealt with.
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noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
What would you choose? $5 million guaranteed or a 50% chance of winning $100 million?
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noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
People are dunking on this but leaning on expected value on a single event is dubious. I’d take the 50% chance but 50k wouldn’t significantly change my life.
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noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
My parents just downsized to a condo with a resistive heat range and I’ve been pushing them to consider induction. Can you tell me the specific model you have?
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noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
What frustrates me about stories like this is the counter is that homicides and shootings are down/unchanged. Naturally you say "well it's probably assaults and robberies" that are up. But no! If you look at the data, those are way down even more so than homicides and shootings!
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noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Feeling extremely seen
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
"Uh, hey dude, it's Bryce again. Sorry that you lost the rest of your money betting on me to win the Home Run Derby. I told you not to do that, I told you I might not actually even be in the Derby, I'm not even sure how you made that bet before I got in it. You gotta stop doing this."
Image of a disapproving Bryce Harper doing a cameo video with a FanDuel logo on it.
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noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Now it's 16!
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noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I donated to Talarico's campaign a couple of days ago and i have gotten, without exaggeration, 15 spam texts from various Democratic campaigns just today. Fucking ridiculous.
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noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Fuck da Mets go Phils
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noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Look on the bright side. Chances are this is laughed out of court if it ever even gets there. Meanwhile, their behavior stays in the news and these morons have to keep answering questions about it.
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noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Sure would be nice to have an administration with any credibility
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noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The Muggsy Bogues / Larry Johnson duo in NBA Jam ruled
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noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
incredible
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noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I have noticed
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noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Recovering the Satellites is one of the most underrated albums of the 90s
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noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Not cruise people and not Disney people at all but had an opportunity to take a Disney cruise with a 6 and 8 year old. We liked it way more than we thought we would and chances are we’re going to do it again
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noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
How are you getting Claude to do uninterrupted work that long? Are you dangerously-skipping-permissions? This has been a frustration for me. Beyond a thorough spec and telling it to make best efforts around ambiguity, No matter how i tweak my permissions settings, *something* will require approval.
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noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Let’s be clear about the likely reality here though. I am quite confident that the number of times the vocal complainers here were actually mildly inconvenienced at a bar are very rare. Mostly it’s the look-it-that-stupid-asshole meme
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noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I got a call from the CDC today asking me to take part in a survey about childhood vaccines. I told them I have nothing to say to the CDC until JFK jr and the Trump administration are gone.
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noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Love it when my doctors office calls to ask if they can move my telehealth visit up 45 minutes earlier and then the doc is 20 minutes late
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