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Noah Joad

@noahjoad.bsky.social
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All that and then some; short, dark, and handsome

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Anne Applebaum @anneapplebaum.wsocial.eu · 6h
Nobody is prepared for the world of drone warfare that is coming, in fact is already here www.nytimes.com/2026/10/04/u...
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U.S. Rushes to Withdraw Bombers From U.K. Air Base After New Threats
The withdrawal came with unusual speed, following what U.S. officials said were threats of an Iran-based plot against the installation.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 6h
i am considering getting two feet taller and joining the nba
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Sen. John Kennedy says he’s considering running for president
The Louisiana Republican said he has not yet made a decision and that right now he’s planning on running for re-election in 2028.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 9h
The collective ignorance of MAGA, a cult that mindlessly repeats whatever they've been told by liars—and knows no actual history.
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Again, <only Republicans> ever get to talk like this. If a single municipal level Democrat ever did, it would be a national outrage &spark a wave of “civility” discourse, & op-eds about how Dems must Respect Real Folkz & talk across difference. Democracy is incompatible with this double standard.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 13h
Daniel Jones out here answering the oldest sports question in America- what if my team started me at QB how bad could it be
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 13h
If I remember correctly, Rufo began this crusade by pointing out corporations that were having mandatory employee sessions on diversity and inclusion after George Floyd, but must have realized he had an easier path forward by scare-mongering about children than taking on corporate policy.
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 13h
I think this was the first time I saw Joan Allen on the screen, and it was immediately "Wow,who is that?"
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“You guys, you know what he said? You know what he said, you guys?”
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Good morning, croc and rollers, this is Mike ‘Motormouth’ Mulcahy. We’re the hottest country anywhere in the world. It’s the golden age of America. It’s the golden age of America. Our nation is doing better now than every…”
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The point of him campaigning is to preemptively separate himself from all the losses. When the thing happens, it’s going to be Death of Stalin on cocaine and steroids.
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kevin: “There’s so much evil in the world.”
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Jorge A. Caballero, MD @datadrivenmd.social · 04/10/2026
"The President of the United States doxxed a US Senator from his own party because he was annoyed by daylight savings time" is a factual statement that I just typed out. These are most immature, incompetent, and malevolent people in America.
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kid immediately went limp. You have to applaud the comedy instincts.
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
youtu.be/aR0ZgANQtPc?...
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But first, the whores
YouTube video by gothicsoldier
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“I bought you a house!”
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“But I’m French.” “She has a point.”
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dave in this sketch
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Centuries of Sound @centuriesofsound.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gets funnier every year youtu.be/MYOCsawk2yc
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Kids in the Hall “you thanked hitler!”
YouTube video by Mark Joseph Davis
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bruce and Scott beating up the nice lady’s toaster
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Letterman, Top Ten New Slogans for Campbells Soup: Hitler: Bad. Soup: Good.
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"I know ball!" insists strange, tiny man.
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah, Pope. You're just jealous of President, so pipe down.
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Gummy Arts @gummyarts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Replacements’ “Let It Be” was released on this date in 1984.
Colored-pencil card drawing of the Replacements
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Notice how they also brag about the number of naturalizations having plummeted; a sign of how much they detest legal immigration. /also, the removals number is largely fake. The actual number is 650-700k.
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 21/10/2023
Edgar Allan Poe really ruined it for anyone who just wants to show their bitter enemy something cool in a catacomb.
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Michael Edwards @medwardsva.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"The darkest movie ever made" PG-13
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Putting a guy who hates a bunch of soldiers in charge of all the soldiers is spot on for these wackadoodles.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Trump the prop comic
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Gravity? Yes. It exists. I know I'm going to get flak for saying that, but I don't care."
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Megaforce records years
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Elizabeth N. Saunders @profsaunders.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Withdraw from Iraq yesterday, send 10,000 troops and another carrier to fight Iran today. www.wsj.com/politics/nat...
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U.S. Sending Third Aircraft Carrier, Up to 10,000 More Troops, to Middle East
The deployments come as President Trump weighs resuming bombing Iran after the midterms.
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A late-in-life foray into prop comedy. Weird flex, but ok.
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Mst3k Worker Thumbs Up
ALT: Mst3k Worker Thumbs Up
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Ruairi Dubh @ruairidubh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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The Simpsons: Apu's Excellent Gesture
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And what real man wants to be on a platform filled with GIRLS?!?! EW GROSS
Geiger Capital: Officially deleted instagram.

An inherently female app. Zero benefit.

Elon Musk: Instagram is for girls.
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For a long time I've wanted a sense of how trump has or hasn't interacted with chatbots (we know he posts a lot of slop sure). And this TIME anecdote about Grok arguably leading Trump into war is just extremely bracing
Since returning to office, Trump has marveled at AI’s capabilities. He is increasingly in thrall to the tech executives courting him. In December 2025, Elon Musk returned to the Oval Office for a clandestine meeting. Trump spent hours asking Grok, Musk’s AI chatbot, questions about his presidency and legacy, according to an official present. At the time, Trump was ordering missile strikes against Venezuelan boats he alleged were smuggling drugs into the U.S. He asked Grok how Venezuelans would react if the U.S. captured Maduro. According to the official present, the chatbot responded that Maduro was a repressive and deeply unpopular dictator and that many Venezuelans would likely celebrate his downfall. After Trump ordered the mission to seize Maduro, the following month, celebrations broke out in the streets. Trump, according to officials, came away thinking Grok was ingenious.
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
These people need to simplify their masturbation rituals
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
His vocabulary is so limited it’s like reading a transcript of Koko, the gorilla who knew sign language, if Koko were a white nationalist
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"These things are baaaaad. You do not liiiiike these things."
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Hypnotic Pocket Watch Pendulum Swing
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Lis Power @lispower.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fox News is honing in on the enemy ... and it's ... Ms. Rachel?
Graphic showing "Ms. Rachel's controversial stances" 

which includes supporting Dem candidates, supporting Palestine, opposing ICE, and stating no one needs a billion dollars.
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"I will achieve peace if I have to kill every man, woman, and child who is not me to do it."
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ᴡᴇ ʙᴜɪʟᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄɪᴛʏ @webuiltthiscity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thank you @garbageday.email for *actually* explaining why nobody you know has heard “Choosin’ Texas,” yet it is paradoxically topping the charts www.garbageday.email/p/why-choosi...
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Why "Choosin' Texas" doesn't feel like a hit
Read to the end for FlubberLover01
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RuledByStars @ruledbystars.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nothing screams western civilization like mangling Athens into anthems while delivering a pompous history lecture. Jerusalem, Athens, Rome, Philadelphia he name drops them like a freshman who skimmed the syllabus & thinks confidence can substitute for comprehension. The irony is fucking magnificent.
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Madame DeFarge @madamedefargeknits.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So…liberal arts majors?
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Adam Cohen (My Personal Views Only) @axidentaliberal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Anyone who doesn’t see that this is part of a long term plan-not for the midterms, really, but for 2028 and beyond Isn’t paying attention
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“You’re my best friends, you’re my pals. You’re my homeboys, my rotten soldiers. You’re my sweet cheese, my good-time boys.”
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“You are all cowboys. My cowboys. My strong, special cowboys.”
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pete is lost in terms of modern war. I use the example of this outgunned Ukrainian army officer who successfully terrorized a Russian unit for weeks because she "did the math." At the time, someone commented, "yeah, in combat, 'I did the math' beats 'I can do 100 pushups' every time."
Ukrainian female soldier: Okay, I said the idea is this: There is enough time to empty one full can of 32 grenades and be gone by the time the return mortar fire reaches us. I did the math.
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