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Noah Joad

@noahjoad.bsky.social
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All that and then some; short, dark, and handsome

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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
PARKS AND RECREATION: Ron Swanson expresses genuine concern for Tom Haverford's feeble bowling skills, saying, "Son, people can see you!"
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
PARKS AND RECREATION: Ron Burgundy expresses genuine concern for Tom Haverford's bowling technique saying, "Son, people can see you!"
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Good morning, croc and rollers, this is Mike ‘Motormouth’ Mulcahy. We’re the hottest country anywhere in the world. It’s the golden age of America. It’s the golden age of America. Our nation is doing better now than every…”
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Song Kan Ho of Parasite, Snowpiercer, The Host, Memories of Murder, et al
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Kathy Foster of the Thermals
Kathy Foster of the Thermals playing bass
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A cartoon sailor pointing and saying, “Look! Nazis!”
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Holy Father tries to hide his understandable confusion and dismay upon being gifted a green orb.
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
JD Vance giving a speech.  The closed captioning reads, “single person clapping.”
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Henry Winkler as Fonzie, giving a thumbs up.  Text in white letters reads “Correctamundo.”
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Give him all the nominations in the category
CNN's Boris Sanchez attempts to hide his incredulity while his eyebrows are screaming it out loud.
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Sanchez's eyebrow performance deserves an Emmy
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I know we are not doing this thread anymore, but Pontypool just popped into my head, so I had to go back and include it. Such a great film that I can no longer find anywhere
4K cover for PONTYPOOL, featuring lead actor Stephen McHattie reacting with horror to something offscreen.  He is wearing a cowboy hat and has a moustache.
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Screen grab of former Mayor Cuomo with a graphic that reads “You are wrong.”
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Homer Simpson, shaking a fist at the sky, and saying, “You hear me?  No comeuppance.”
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Most games played by a Canadian-born player: Toronto's Joey Votto
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Guy talking to uninterested girl meme
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Guy talking to uninterested girl in club meme
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
After 9/11 shut down US airspace, Canada accepted hundreds of diverted flights in Operation Yellow Ribbon, sheltering more than thirty thousand stranded passengers, many of whom were taken into Canadian homes for days.
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Happy I thought of this one
Logo for the Faculty of Horror podcast.  Logo features an eye with a green pupil and soundwaves and green lightning emanating out of it.
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Donald Sutherland, sneaking around in the dark, in INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
*Filmed in Vancouver for its first five seasons
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Neil Young, wearing a red Canada baseball cap
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Give me a single image from a film that makes you immediately hear a song from the soundtrack in your head.
Elevator scene from RUSHMORE: Max, dressed like a hotel employee, picks up a box of bees as the elevator doors open
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Nigel Scott, Dunder Mifflin, regional manager
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Album cover for Ted Nugent's CAT SCRATCH FEVER album.  Nugent, with a big 70's mustache and long frizzy hair stares into the camera, eyes agape.  No one knows what the Nuge is trying to achieve or communicate with this expression.
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Bruce McCulloch of The Kids in the Hall portraying Cabbagehead
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
“I, for one, welcome our new overlord overlords.”
Kent Brockman saying, “I for one welcome our new insect overlords.”
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Roy Cohn’s three pieces of advice to Trump.  The second is “Admit nothing, deny everything.”
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90's that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or Alice In Chains
Guided By Voices, Bee Thousand
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Featuring a cameo from LA Dodgers third baseman Ron Cey
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Scene from GHOSTBUSTERS: Ray says, “You never studied” to Venkman.
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Isolation Drills was their imaginary arena rock album, and I wish to be buried with a copy of it. #TeamNateandTim
Guided by Voices playing live.  From left to right: Nate Farley on guitar, Tim Tobias on bass, Bob Pollard on vocals, Doug Gillard on lead guitar
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
"Hasn't there always been something slightly arrogant about the Canadians?"
ANDOR -- two imperial propagandists make up lies about Ghorman and the Ghor
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Elon Musk tweet that says, “Good point.”
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Scene from the end of RAIDERS: Guy with pipe says, “Top…men…” to Indy
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Shaun and Ed from SHAUN OF THE DEAD sitting on a couch.  Shaun has a cup of tea and a stunned look on his face.  Ed is sucking on the paper top of a Cornetto.
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Heat wave masterpieces:
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Simpsons-style Robert Goulet at the foot of a treehouse.  The caption reads, “Greg Abbott said that?”
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Behold: the Ouija Shark.
A scene from OUIJA SHARK.  A woman sits on the edge of a pool with her feet in the water.  If I remember correctly, she is very stoned in this scene.  The Ouija Shark appears as an apparition before her.  Though it lacks corporeal form, I am pretty sure it eats her.
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Did I miss OUIJA SHARK?
Poster for movie OUIJA SHARK.  A woman in a bikini stands by the ocean with her back to the camera; she is holding a ouija board.  An enormous shark with blood around the teeth of its open mouth bursts from the water; there is blood in the water around the shark.  In the distance for some reason is a lighthouse.  The caption for the movie reads, "Gonna Need a Bigger Board."
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Been saving this one for the right moment
A woman flips two middle fingers to a photographer above her
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in July.
Greg Norton, bass player for Husker Du, leaping very high off the ground during a show
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I declare…LOWER GAS PRICES!
Michael Scott declaring,”I declare bankruptcy!”
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
The photo his staff showed him
Freddie Mercury of Queen performing before a massive crowd at Wembley Stadium for Live Aid.
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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Let’s goooooo
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