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Noa 🪻

@noahbogart.com
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they/she 🏳️‍⚧️ - queer - white - NKY/Cincinnati married, parent of 3 unitarian universalist & DSA friend of eggbug, jinteki.net lead dev NoahTheDuke elsewhere

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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 6h
i dropped out of college 3 separate times, first for linguistics, second undeclared, third for community college's knockoff comp sci. i might have stuck to it the third time but i got hired to write software and struggled to balance classes and work.
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Kevin Moore @kevinwmoore.bsky.social · 21h
From this day on 2012: probably the most popular thing I’ve ever drawn.
TinTin discovers Edward Said.
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 13h
i'm going to a conference tomorrow but i'm both not out professionally yet (hi to any coworkers reading my public posts) and i'm not very good at presenting femme yet either, so i think i'm just gonna dress as i used to. feels like a missed opportunity, but big changes are hard to make in 2 months.
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Michael Brough @smestorp.bsky.social · 18h
blog post - 868-BACK: steam reviews mightyvision.blogspot.com/2026/09/868-...
mightyvision.blogspot.com
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 29/09/2026
cw: internalized transmisogyny accidentally saw a post of reddit of someone saying "i'm already 23, is it too late to transition?" instead of losing it, i just gotta keep going. every day i feel like im gonna vomit. the work is endless but i am tireless. i must be.
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bitter aubie @bitteraubie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
one day, maybe democratic senators will vote against bills whose republican proponents explicitly want to pass to help themselves in the last weeks leading to an election
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 27/01/2025
i can be your bald angel… or your bald devil
screenshot from "emperor's new groove", kronk looking at an angel on one shoulder and devil on another. photoshopped so that the angel has streamer northernlion's face, and the devil has jeff bezos' face.
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 28/09/2026
okay fine, i'll do the my9games.net thing. there's a couple notable games i played at friends houses (goldeneye, super mario 64, mario 6 gold coins, dark forces, a link to the past) and some that i couldn't fit (warcraft 2, starcraft, escape velocity nova, red alert 2, jedi knight 2), but oh well!
"my 9 games: the 9 games that shaped who i am"

bolo (1987), escape velocity (1996), command & conquer (1995), the legend of zelda: link's awakening (1993), zombie smasher x (2001), roller coaster tycoon (1999), unreal tournament (1999), star wars: rebel assault 2 (1995), myst (1993)
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 28/09/2026
oops another side project
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Kayin @kayin.moe · 28/09/2026
Chatter: Okay you can try opening e4 or e5, it's a very common Northerlion, playing Chess: e4??? What are you saying?? Are you listening to yourself??? Could you try saying this like a normal person? "Look at the board??" BROTHER I SEE A BUNCH OF PIECES AND SQUARES ARE WE IN GRADE SCHOOL???
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 28/09/2026
i've believed this since before i could read and i have seen no evidence otherwise.
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The Loch Ness Monster @nessiopeia.space · 28/09/2026
I’ve noticed that sometimes people online think constructive criticism is a way to humanize or engage with an account they like, perhaps to feel included. I’m not quite sure I understand the impulse, but I think we can, as a society, say it’s a faux pas lol
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 28/09/2026
this shit sucked ass. best word game in the world. #knotwords
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kuraine @lena.fyi · 26/09/2026
i am begging people to make gamefaqs for new releases... make me an ascii map, even be opinionated about how much you hate a certain mechanic, anything to save us from 500 websites listing the same information chock full of ads
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 27/09/2026
wrote about voice training: noahbogart.com/posts/2026-0...
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voice training thoughts
i've been doing some light voice training, and i noticed something.pitch an absolute measurement, but for each person there's a range of "low" and "high" that i can hear through their vocal effort/str...
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Why you want to be woman?
Pepe the frog saying "feels good man"
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 26/09/2026
checked my "steam emails" folder in my email and saw that i missed my chance to get a 2tb steam machine plus controller in august. now, did i have $1,500 to spend on a console? no. have i only played ~12 hours of video games in the last month? do i have games i want to play on it? no. and yet 😭😭😭😭
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 26/09/2026
i've never played emerald, but maybe now i will
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alli um, unstoppable @laapcoeng.nya.je · 26/09/2026
gilling gyself
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 25/09/2026
one time i had an interview with the whole engineering department over breakfast at a nearby diner. i asked to finish someone's pancakes towards the end. i got the job and still see those folks regularly 7 years later, well after we've all moved on to different jobs.
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Heather Flowers (500FF DEMO OUT NOW) @hthrflwrs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Transphobic publication posts bad list of TV shows." Sure
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brendan mordheim @brendanmcleod.dev · 25/09/2026
in honor of the arrival of elf-lore, please enjoy this photo of @ckunzelman.bsky.social hover-handing galadriel, the lady of lórien, princess of the Ñoldor
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 25/09/2026
i wanna reload all the tabs in firefox, which i remember it can do. right click a tab, no "reload all tabs". search "how to reload all tabs" on kagi. click firefox support q/a and the reply from 2011 is "it's built in. right click and select 'reload all tabs'" chat, what's the opposite of progress?
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 25/09/2026
there are games still to come out in september. how can you have this conversation before october 15th at the earliest????? bit joke from family guy voice: hey this guy's a great big phony!
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 25/09/2026
if there are no Bewitched (105) defenders, then i am dead.
bewitched (2005). 23% critical, 28% audience
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 25/09/2026
my wife and i at the hayley williams show last night
two white folks. we both have red lips and some make up. we're frying blasted by bright lights in the concert venue.
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Omelas already exists: no need to build it or choose it. We already live here –in the narrow, foul, dark prison we let our ignorance, fear, and hatred build for us and keep us in, here in the splendid, beautiful city of life...
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 24/09/2026
i really gotta figure out a way to publish blog posts without using git. i can't keep going like this, and i hate bluesky's limitations.
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 24/09/2026
dearest gentle reader, i cried twice during the show. she's perfect.
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Janet (on Vacation 🇯🇵) @gameonysus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Something that helped me was realizing you don't need a threshold of experiences to be able to "call yourself" a bisexual. Like we don't think of heterosexuality that way.
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gita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
man northernlion addressing his stream and being incredibly vulnerable and mature is weirdly inspiring
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 23/09/2026
i signed up for kagi btw, as if you even care
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 23/09/2026
im seeing hayley williams tonight and i'm fuckin pumped. i can't wait to scream sob along to parachute
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pebbles @pebbles.gay · 23/09/2026
most of you were MILDLY inconvenienced by maybe three fellow humans in masks in the last year but you're ready to call them vicious parasites unworthy of public life for suggesting that a news article might be framed to engender that exact response in you 🤷🏽‍♀️
if you're ever considering catering to CovidConscious(TM) people, reread this article and remind yourself that they're vicious, self-centered little parasites. give an inch, lose a mile.There are people in the replies and QTs continuing the tactics of these bar patrons by insisting this never should have been reported on
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merritt @merrittk.com · 23/09/2026
a lot of millennials who laughed it up at boomers falling for AI slop on facebook are now reposting videos that seem too good to be true because they are
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 23/09/2026
someone i worked with back in 2013 is here at this coffee shop. i want to say hey, to congratulate him on his kid who's like 1.5 or 2 now, but we knew each other so long ago.
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 23/09/2026
my 4 year old has spent months talking about kirby air riders, absolutely pumped to play it. but once we got it from the library, we learned it's hard as shit and he comes in last place even when we turn the difficulty to lowest. poor little guy just wants to race as kirby 😭
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 23/09/2026
inside cars 2 is a good "embarrassing friend meets cool friends" world grand prix movie where mater hurts mcqueen's races, and an excellent mater's tall tales short about the time he was a secret agent. sadly, they're the same movie and both halves suffer. 2/5 stars
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Ziffane @ziffane.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A Pickle Sale is for people who are gherkin off
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 22/09/2026
nothing better than spending multiple hours on some code just to delete it at the end
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doodlemancy ✨ @doodlemancy.com · 22/09/2026
everyone wants to tell artists what to do and i wish we could shift to telling audiences what to do sometimes. if you liked webcomics that were on tapas, follow somewhere else. learn to use RSS. don't let the seamlessness of apps turn your brain into soup. you can change your habits
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 22/09/2026
speaking of crying, i'm at the point where instead of feeling a rush of anger when my kids frustrate me, i burst into tears. it's liberating. crying isn't very helpful, but it feels so good to not feel angry. i can just be frustrated and sad and sit in it. what a gift.
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 22/09/2026
this one made me cry
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 22/09/2026
occasionally i think "maybe i should give one of these llm tools a chance, what's my ethical stance compared to doing X/checking Y/etc?" and then i look at the pricing and i'm like "no thank, i like not paying to program, it's nice to save money"
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 22/09/2026
i hope @pussy.faith doing okay. was thinking about her today.
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 22/09/2026
it's good to be back
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 22/09/2026
take a month off, and you too can hit big PRs
ad hoc workout, 38 minutes. shows many reps per lift up to my max:

back squat: 1x235lb
bench press: 1x185lb
deadlift: 1x315lb
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PolyWolf @polywolf.treehouse.systems.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
sorry non-followers u get zero context for this cool image
a busty butch lesbian labeled "Rust" is pinning "the value (me)" to the wall with a "std::pin::Pin". I am blushing and holding my tail bashfully as we gaze into each others' eyes. Hearts, sparkles, and roses adorn the pink-colored image.
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 21/09/2026
for other white people at the time, it was moroccan chicken tagine. a perfectly normal, incredibly delicious meal that my mom learned from living there for years. for myself looking back, it was scooping plain oatmeal onto buttered toast as a breakfast
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Emi @coppolaemilio.com · 21/09/2026
We have achieved Godot 5 internally at the Godot Foundation, but it is too powerful to be released. We need a bajillion dollars. Thanks 💸
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