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@noahbogart.com
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they/she 🏳️‍⚧️ - queer - white - NKY/Cincinnati married, parent of 3 unitarian universalist & DSA friend of eggbug, jinteki.net lead dev NoahTheDuke elsewhere

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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 02/10/2026
Boymodding! At the tech conference
a picture of me in the mirror at a hotel. white person with middle parted black hair. wearing an oversized white hayley williams t shirt, with a purple baggu strap across my front. i hate wired over ear headphones on. my iphone has a trans flag case
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 28/09/2026
okay fine, i'll do the my9games.net thing. there's a couple notable games i played at friends houses (goldeneye, super mario 64, mario 6 gold coins, dark forces, a link to the past) and some that i couldn't fit (warcraft 2, starcraft, escape velocity nova, red alert 2, jedi knight 2), but oh well!
"my 9 games: the 9 games that shaped who i am"

bolo (1987), escape velocity (1996), command & conquer (1995), the legend of zelda: link's awakening (1993), zombie smasher x (2001), roller coaster tycoon (1999), unreal tournament (1999), star wars: rebel assault 2 (1995), myst (1993)
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 28/09/2026
this shit sucked ass. best word game in the world. #knotwords
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 25/09/2026
you having that thought
garfield looking at a picture of himself with a "no" sign overlayed, saying "huh, i wonder who that's for"
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 25/09/2026
if there are no Bewitched (105) defenders, then i am dead.
bewitched (2005). 23% critical, 28% audience
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 25/09/2026
my wife and i at the hayley williams show last night
two white folks. we both have red lips and some make up. we're frying blasted by bright lights in the concert venue.
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 23/09/2026
it's been 30 minutes, i'm in danger
searches: 12/300
restarts at zero each billing cycle
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 22/09/2026
it's good to be back
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 22/09/2026
take a month off, and you too can hit big PRs
ad hoc workout, 38 minutes. shows many reps per lift up to my max:

back squat: 1x235lb
bench press: 1x185lb
deadlift: 1x315lb
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 19/09/2026
how it feels to tuck (complementary)
dick flattening / yes honey meme: 
- Babe! It's 4pm, time for your dick flattening!
- Yes honey.
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 19/09/2026
indeed! good riffs. production was a little thin for my taste but i enjoyed my time with the album.
screenshot of bandcamp app. says "extreme transgression" by transgressive (album, in collection)
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 19/09/2026
i need to stop using my phone for pictures, i keep dropping it and the quality degrades every time lol anyway, switching to dangly hoop earrings is the maybe most gender affirming change i've made since i started transitioning. i feel hot as hell with them in, even with 2 days stubble.
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 18/09/2026
not much changed this week. i'm nearly done with south of midnight (moving slowly), and i went back to imbroglio for the first time in years because of the @secretlivesofgames.bsky.social episode on it. i forgot how good it is. still can't get to 64 points to unlock the first locked character lol
playing games: imbroglio, order automatica, south of midnight, helix
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 18/09/2026
these weren't all this last week, but why not i loved this version of sense and sensibility. it's hard to beat ang lee's classic, but they got incredibly close. i want to watch it again. i liked ocean's twelve a lot. s/o to @remapradio.bsky.social's My Turn for giving me reason to watch the series
sense and sensibility (2008 bbc miniseries), teenage mutant ninja turtles (2014), ocean's twelve, the spy next door
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 18/09/2026
oh you're lookin nice and oh i think you like the beat that i'm bangin, i'm miss delicious hair done up so high and my titties sitting right and the beat that i'm bangin, i'm miss delicious
screencap of my last.fm page showing:

Age of the Exhibitionist - Rebecca Black - 136 plays
WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA - Slayyyter - 31 plays
And so it goes... - Liana Flores - 24 plays
Towards Rebirth - Ripper - 21 plays
Exmilitary - Death Grips - 13 plays
you seem pretty sad for a girl so in love - Olivia Rodrigo - 12 plays
Flower of the soul - Liana Flores - 11 plays
rhythm pools 02 - effervesce - 2 Mello - 10 plays
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 17/09/2026
ayyyy let's go. i've been reading the flytrap for a year but it's time to put up or shut up.
"your account. your subscription will renew on 16 sept 2027"
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 12/09/2026
4 weeks into hrt, saying shit like "gonna boymod today"
a selfie of me. a haggard white person with white/grey stubble. tbh i still look basically like a man so you know
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 11/09/2026
inspired by @laapcoeng.nya.je's website, i updated my own website's footer with some cool 88x31 for the things i care about
footer of my website. says "copyright 2026, Noa (Noah) Bogart, website credits" then 3 little banner-style images: "i was on cohost" showing eggbug, "join dsa!" showing the dsa rose, and "pghrt.diy" with pink/white/blue background
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 11/09/2026
here's my #backloggedweekly. i've been struggling to find time for games this week, but i adore order automatica, and i'm still enjoying south of midnight. the writing is great, even if the combat and exploration are a little thin at the 2/3s point. i play helix twice a day lol.
"currently playing" section of my backloggd page. shows the video game covers for "order automatica", "south of midnight", "captain toad treasure tracker", and "helix".
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 08/09/2026
white guy looking incredulous, pointing to himself
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 04/09/2026
me irl
"what are you gonna do, stab me?" meme
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 04/09/2026
another certified noa banger, which i will be merging before anyone can properly review 😎
github diff status: +4,614 -2,008
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 04/09/2026
you know i keep that thing on me
screenshot of apple music on my phone showing webster's rendition of country roads
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 03/09/2026
doing research on female names (for myself). many options to choose from, some better than others
screenshot of popularity of an unknown name on babynamestats.com, showing a name that starts in the 200s in 1910, dips to 400s in 1970, and then steadily rises to top 50 by 2025screenshot of popularity of an unknown name on babynamestats.com, showing a name that starts in the 400s in 1910, maintains popularity until 1960 when it drops sharply and bottoms out below 1000 by 2000.
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 03/09/2026
ayyyy good looking out
screenshot of sky cards showing that i caught the gulfstream g300 as mentioned in the OP
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 02/09/2026
oh, i'm jackin it, alright
screenshot of an email. text at the top says "it's been 6 weeks since your vasectomy. how's your homework going?" and then a picture of a man and a woman on a couch.
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 01/09/2026
ask and ye shall receive
a gta 6 promo showing a woman sitting on the hood of a car, with her arm wrapped around a man standing in front of her, with stylized text saying "grand theft auto VI". to the right is a superimposed cutout of the dead girl from the 2002 movie The Ring
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 31/08/2026
jackie chan smiling with a bad speech bubble drawn over the bottom
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 28/08/2026
is this too slutty for a work zoom call y/n
my face and shoulders, in my office. i have pink skin, long brown hair, thin wir3frame glasses, shaven face. i have a black shirt on with a wide neck that hangs off my left shoulder, exposing my shoulder tattoo. behind my is beige walls, a wooden cutout map of kentucky, art work, and some books on a shelf.
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 25/08/2026
here's my first gunpla build! HG Gundam Aerial (witch from mercury) you weren't lying, this is sick. i'm gonna need a whole cabinet to store these lol
my dining room table with a white and blue HG gundam figurine in the foreground. behind is the detritus of a lived-in home.
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 21/08/2026
here's my 2008 picks #BackloggdWeekly these are all games i played in 2008. i could probably put Burnout Paradise in for gameplay, but i didn't play it until earlier this year, and it's fun to only choose games i actually played that year
screenshot of backloggd

NoahTheDuke's Best of 2008

Game of the Year: Rock Band 2
Gameplay: Mirror's Edge
Narrative: Dear Esther
Art Direction: Mirror's Edge
Soundtrack: Advance Wars: Days of Ruin
Multiplayer: Left 4 Dead
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 20/08/2026
pinning and pegging, you say?
screenshot of twitch chat. "2:52 RemapRadio: chat is already off the rails, spectacular"
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 20/08/2026
i hope all your dreams come true sequentially, not concurrently
half a comic of a crowd of people in a line. text as been added that says "all the people mel has asked for"
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 15/08/2026
this week's #backloggdweekly is 2/3 outdated, as i spent the last week exclusively playing Helix by the estimable @smestorp.bsky.social. it's incredible, quickly becoming my favorite of his.
recently played: helix, dead space 2023, 868-BACK
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 10/08/2026
"i am looking respectfully" meme of a yellow emoji face with bulging eyes. the word "respectfully" has been replaced with "reeks-pectfully"
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 05/08/2026
i love tiktok, some of the worst brain worms available (i think this is the first transphobia directed at me lol)
screenshot of a tiktok comment section

noa 🏳️‍⚧️: i didn't know rfk jr was a tetris commentator
reply by MalibuDave: What an absolute fucking shitty thing to say and it makes it worse because you have a trans flag on your fucking profile and then I bet you wonder why people shit on folks like you
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 02/08/2026
we did it joe meme, kamala harris smiling while on a phone call
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 31/07/2026
feels silly to put the zachtronics solitaire collection on here, but i played roughly 6 hours of it this week, so how could i not? dead space 2023 is good fun, idk if i like isaac's voice acting beatdown city survivors is disappointing. maybe even bad? hard to dislike indies, but sometimes...
backloggd "playing games" section showing "dead space 2023", "zachtronics solitaire collection", "beat down city survivors", and "sokobond"
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 28/07/2026
woaw (based based based) meme: angry person on left saying "she was helping minors get HRT!!" and sad looking woman on the right saying "waow" but thinking "based based based"
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 24/07/2026
here's my #BackloggdWeekly. I started up hfw again. @draknek.bsky.social's sokobond is my go-to phone game right now. dead space remake is fun after i lowered difficulty to easy lol
Screenshot of backlogged screen showing "playing games" with 3 games listed: sokobond, horizon forbidden west, dead space (2023)
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 24/07/2026
watch out, grandma is scolding us for wanting better than the democrats.
a yellow square with a black and white cut out of an older white woman looking smug at the camera.
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 22/07/2026
yes... ha ha ha... YES!
same image from hebi shouju except i've copy-pasted the "sickos haha yes" voice bubble into the picture
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 21/07/2026
Without saying your age, what’s your favorite movie that came out when you were 18? i saw this 3 times in theaters and i've wept every time i've watched it.
brokeback mountain. shows ennis (heath leger) hugging jack (jake gyllenhal) from behind. they're both wearing cowboy hats.
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 20/07/2026
screenshot of my email app, showing a receipt from October 4th, 2023 for the album wallsocket by underscores.
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 20/07/2026
housewife maxing now that i'm not wearing black on black 24/7
a photo of my body in my kitchen, wearing a yellow dress and a green and white apron on top. my toe nails are painted pink, finger nails painted green
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 14/07/2026
every time
screenshot of the post, cropped to only show the username and the labels "transmisogyny" "transphobia (general)" and "enbyphobia"
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 10/07/2026
should i buy this sheela-na-gig and put it on my front door?
screenshot of the website gargoylestauary.com, showing an image of a "Sheela-Na-Gig", a square stone carved to show a human figure with arms reaching back under her legs to pull open her vulva.

below the image is text which reads "Sheela-Na-Gig
This image dating back to the 11th century has survived centuries of attempts to eradicate objects thought to be obscene. Sheela-Na-Gigs were carved on the exteriors and interiors of churches in 11th and 12th century Ireland, England and France. Sheela-Na-Gig is also seen as another appearance of the Great Mother, a pre-Christian fertility idol, an ancient Celtic goddess, a pagan good-luck symbol, and protection against evil. • 5 x 4 x 1½ • Hydrocal"
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 07/07/2026
don't rush it! let your whims guide you and try to cook at least one thing from each book lol. for example, here's the note on my phone of all the recipes i've made from Cook This Book by Molly Baz. my wife has made nearly every cookie in 100 Cookies by Sarah Keifer. trying stuff is fun
iphone note titled "cook this book recipes" that says "Chicken
- [ ] Pastrami Roast Chicken
- [ ] Crispy Chicken Thighs
- [x] Milk Braised Chicken
- [x] Hot n Crispy Cutlets
- [x] Poached Chicken over Brothy Rice
- [x] Spiced Grilled Swaddled thighs
- [ ] Golden Brown & Delicious breasts
- [ ] Slow Roasted Piri-piri
Beef, Pork & Lamb
- [x] Skirt Steak with red chimichurri
- [x] Beef & celery stir fry
- [ ] Strip Steak au Poivre
- [ ] Sunday Brisket
- [ ] Miso Marinated Pork Steaks
- [ ] Pork Sausages with Mustardy Lentils"
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 06/07/2026
me wearing a sports bra for the first time and getting my chest squeezed @ women
the "damn, bitch, you live like this?" meme. from "know your meme": Damn Bitch, You Live Like This? refers to an exploitable comic featuring Max and Roxanne from The Goofy Movie as drawn by Instagram user eboni. The exploitable is a branch off the Wow Queen, You're So Beautiful meme eboni.'s drawing spawned, and usually features Max mocking Roxanne's messy space.
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Noa 🪻 @noahbogart.com · 01/07/2026
every time
screenshot of the quoted posters' username ("radiofreetom.bsky.social") and the account labels "transmisogyny" and "transphobia (general)"
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