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Natasha

@nluepke.bsky.social
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Artist * Medievalist * The Three Bs: Bipolar, Bisexual, non-Binary * She/they * Just this guy, you know? * Looking for all the cats I followed on Twitter bad-sleeper.com | www.natashaluepke.com

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Natasha @nluepke.bsky.social · 13h
guess who's siiiiiick!
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Natasha @nluepke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
while washing my face in the shower, I got a snoot full of soap. RIP to my nasal passages.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
when i'm old
i'll probably be normal when i'm old! welp,
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Ste Jormur @stejormur.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"How many German nation states are there?" I innocently ask, sparking a hundred years of continent-wide warfare
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Joseph Hewitt @gearheadrpg.com · 02/10/2026
Alt text provides important historical context.
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
just secured my first round of funding for my startup! it's called OMELAS. Its goal is to make Omelas in real life
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Olivia Messer @oliviamesser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This 33-year-old nurse told the FBI she knew she was “going to set him free” after border patrol agents brought in a man whose face was bloodied and seriously injured. She treated him and helped him escape, and she faces charges now. He got away, and they never relocated him.
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Natasha @nluepke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A woman came to the front desk today; I haven't seen her in ages, but she's been coming for years. She had some questions, we chatted. She looked at my pins and asked, "Is that real?" (ie, am I actually #bipolar) I said yes. She said, "I had no idea!" I laughed and said that's why I wear it.
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Natasha @nluepke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you need a cool new accessory, this is the place to get it! I love my wristlet. I've had it for a year now? So beautiful and well-crafted.
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Chappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
today's hardware designers could never conceive of what Kazuo Kawasaki was doing in 1996
A colorful retro computer setup featuring a purple keyboard, a small teal touchpad, and a teal circular CD-ROM drive with a matching keypad-style controller resting on top. The hardware is arranged against a dark background in a vivid purple-and-turquoise color scheme.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Doing the world's first Super Mario slowrun. I've been on the first level for six years.
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Natasha @nluepke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A black cat curled up on a gray chair, surrounded by pillows and stuffed animals. Sunlight filters in through blinds. Her black fur is revealed to be red-brown in the light.
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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Natasha @nluepke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And here I am wearing my pocket on Saturday. My makeup looked great, too.
A white woman stands before a full-length mirror, phone in hand to take the picture. She wears a black dress with a V neckline, dark orange stockings, and black shoes. At her waist is a tie-on pocket, hanging from just above her hip to just above her knee. The pocket is embroidered in purples, blues, pinks, and oranges, and suggests looking at a sunset through a window. She is smiling broadly, dark curly hair piled on top of her head.Blurry picture of a white woman smiling, looking to one side. Brown curly hair is piled on top of her head.Close up on a woman's face, her lids low as she looks at the camera. She wears dark pink-purple lipstick, faint pink blush, and metallic eyeshadow in a gradient of pink, orange, and green.
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Natasha @nluepke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
not sure what to do with myself now that all my embroidery's done. here are the badges from Saturday's work event. #embroidery
A large piece of felt pinned to a purple shirt. Purple embroidery on purple felt form a grape bunch; yellow embroidery on green leaves; white embroidery on a brown rectangle that says "Staff."Fifteen of the embroidered grape bunch badges. One is turned over so you can see the magnet backing.
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Natasha @nluepke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't wear a lot of jewelry anymore, but I decided to wear some of my parents' stuff to the big work event this past Saturday. It's pretty and I wanted to share. The opal necklace was Mom's; she got it in Mexico in the '70s. The ring was Dad's wedding ring; they married in 1980.
Closeup of a white woman's neck (and, ahem, double chins). She is wearing a short gold necklace, with a small gold heart with a round opal in the center. Close up on a white woman's right hand. The skin is deeply lined. My mom had hands like this. She said a psychic told her it was a sign of multiple reincarnations. Anyway, the focus is on the ring finger, wearing a gold band with flower and leaf scrollwork, and a narrow band of diamonds set at an angle.
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Karen VH @designinginward.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
gentle reminder: the void is for screaming, the abyss is for staring, please don't mix that up and ruin the experience for the rest of us
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Natasha @nluepke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Husband: People care about you. . . Me: That's weird. Husband: . . .just like you care about other people. Me: That's normal.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Might fuck around and do unto others as I would have them do unto me
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 26/09/2026
Well I can’t say I like that one bit
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Natasha @nluepke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
as is just and right, the #pocket is finished the day before I need it. I ran out of white bias tape, so I used extra white cotton ribbon. Looks okay. I can always restitch later. Muslin front & lining, linen back. Silk/wool yarn couched with silk thread. #embroidery
A completed tie-on pocket, sitting on a wooden lap desk. The pocket is long and looks like a squashed oblong. The fabric, bias tape, and ties are white. The embroidery design is rows of diamonds/lozenges, each one couched with yarn in purple, blue, pink, and orange. The effect is like looking through a window at sunset.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ANUBIS: "And nowe the weighinge of your hearte, to see the worthe of your lyfe, the sum of your deedes. Reache ynto your chest, seize it, and putte it on the scale. You may not believe you kan do thys, but you kan. Heere all rules bende and change." Me [figuringe out wher to putte my iced coffee]
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Natasha @nluepke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Fluxx," I say to her "tou are Fluxx."
A black cat on her side, draped over the back of a pink couch. A hand in the lower right corner pets the top of her head. Her mouth is open mid-meow. One front leg is curled to her chest.
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Lord Diana 🇺🇦 @lordsovorn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Attention, October is in a week! Burnt-out artist, you have one week to mentally prepare for not participating in any october art challenges this year as well!
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Natasha @nluepke.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I did get a good chunk of #embroidery done for the badges for this weekend's work event. Fifteen grape bunches, leaves, and rectangles that say "staff."
Fifteen bunches of grapes embroidered in purple thread on purple felt. A white hand holds up an individual bunch of grapes so you can see the details. It's fine. Two brown felt rectangles with "Staff" embroidered in white.
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Natasha @nluepke.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have made it home, thank the goddess
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 23/09/2026
no, but you can add this to your free games collection sewerdle.neorsd.org
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Sewerdle
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Natasha @nluepke.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Husband called about the car and wow, it just finished ten minutes ago! They were just about to call! Now that it's rush hour, I'm still going to chill out at the hotel but at least I can go home. smell ya later, vancouver
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Natasha @nluepke.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Update: I went ahead and extended my stay. I called again at 2. Still haven't heard anything. They said two days, I was planning on it being done today. Now I need to know if I need to make arrangements for work tomorrow. 😭
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Natasha @nluepke.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I have been in Vancouver, WA since Sunday because I had to take the car to the dealer for recall repairs. (They said it would probably take two days.) I was woken this morning at 6:20 by the fire alarm. I called the dealership at 11 and left a voicemail. I extended my stay. I just want to go home. 😭
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Southern Minnesota Museum of Natural History @smmnh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Footprint fossils are important because they reveal the size of the animals that made them, their movement, and animal behavior. The 44,000 pounds of footprints collected at this site in Wyoming tell the story of tyrannosaurs ambushing a herd of hadrosaurs as they approached the river to drink.
Footprint fossils are important because they reveal the size of the animals that made them, their movement, and animal behavior. The 44,000 pounds of footprints collected at this site in Wyoming tell the story of tyrannosaurs ambushing a herd of hadrosaurs as they approached the river to drink.Footprint fossils are important because they reveal the size of the animals that made them, their movement, and animal behavior. The 44,000 pounds of footprints collected at this site in Wyoming tell the story of tyrannosaurs ambushing a herd of hadrosaurs as they approached the river to drink.
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Natasha @nluepke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Also, none of the seating in this waiting room has a full back. It's like a restaurant that's trying to rush you out. Dude, I don't want to be here for longer than I have to, don't worry.
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Natasha @nluepke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm at the mechanic, and while the TV is thankfully muted, I look up from time to time to see what's on. Campaign ads are a trip! "Don't vote for so-and-so, she's to the left of the democrats! She's to the left of Nancy Pelosi!" don't threaten me with a good time, etc
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Transplant" is such a weird word to use as a pejorative, like a transplant is literally something from outside that gets brought in because without it the body will die
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Joshua @spaceballsfanclub.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's time for my most controversial take yet: "Oats & Honey" is not a granola flavor!! Every granola I've ever eaten has tasted like oats because it IS oats. We can't let them keep getting away with this
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Natasha @nluepke.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I was complaining recently about uploading files for printing. Now I am complaining about organizing them, getting them into page protectors, and into binders.
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Natasha @nluepke.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
full extension for #Caturday
A black cat lays on her side on a gray mat. Her front and back legs are fully extended. She is looooong.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A salad bar, but it’s all just Costco sheet cakes.
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Ben Miller @extinctmonsters.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
There should be a public google doc where everyone lists their cat
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Natasha @nluepke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
She dragged one of her favorite toys onto the heating mat #CatsofBlueSky
A black curled up on a gray mat. Next to her is a large tan furry mouse toy.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026
great art articulates eternal truths
script of the end of Waiting for Godot which has been modified to read

ESTRAGON: Well, shall we log off?
VLADIMIR: Yes, let's log off.
   [They do not log off]

                                  CURTAIN
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Natasha @nluepke.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
last looks at the mushroom pocket in the sunshine, before it goes home today #embroidery #mushroom #cottagecore
A tie on pocket laying on a yellow towel. The base fabric is white with blue and red stripes, flowers, vines, and leaves. Mushrooms and snails are embroidered on the fabric in bright colors. Each piece has a different color palette, representing different decades. A tie on pocket laying on a yellow towel. The fabric is white with blue and red stripes, flowers, vines, and leaves.
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Daniel O'Brien @danielobrien.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Business/product idea: A thing that works and that people want.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
GETING RID OF SOME OLDER DESIGNS ON MY PAGE ,THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO GET THESE FROM dashare.zone - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
i may be stupid but at least i DONT THINK CAHT GPT IS MY FRIEND - A BLACK SHIRT WITH SKLETON ON IT GIVIN DA THUMS UP A BLACK TSHIRT IN A FOREST AT SUNSET "BORN TO FROLIC, FORCED TO REPEATETLY TURN OFF AI " AT DASHARE.ZONEBLACK SHIRT "I WILL NEVER TURN OFF MY AD BLOCKER" WITH A SKLETEAN ON FIRE AND A BROKEN IMAGE " ONLY AT DASHARE.ZONEBLACK SHIRT, BLACK RACER BACK, BLACK TAK TOP "I CANT WAIT TO DIE FOR THE ECONNOMY" BY DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Natasha @nluepke.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I decided to change it up and ordered my pad Thai at level 1 spicy, instead of 0. RIP my tongue.
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 16/09/2026
how do i explain to my husband that all i want for dinner is the deep fried ice cream from chichi’s in 1995?
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Natasha @nluepke.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's 56 right now with a low of 50, so I turned on the heating mat.
A black cat lays on her side, melting off of a gray heating mat on a brown wooden floor. Her little tummy is showing and her front legs are in the air. She is surrounded by cat toys. Little princess.
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Nate 'The Belated' Carney @inapproprinate.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Massive Footprints Reveal First Ever Adult T Rex Trackway, a 66-Million-Year-old Walk Through North Dakota --- Because everything doesn't have to suck all the time.
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Massive Footprints Reveal First Ever Adult T Rex Trackway, a 66-Million-Year-old Walk Through North Dakota
The first adult T. rex trackway was confirmed, found by high school science teacher and amateur fossil hunter Kent Hups in North Dakota.
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Natasha @nluepke.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Fluuuuuuuxxxxxx
A black cat stands on white tile, her mouth open mid-meow.
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