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Njagih

@njagih.bsky.social
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Humorist, Satirist, A friend to most AMA bsky.app/profile/did:plc:l35gjkfmwi… AMA: What's Hot bsky.app/profile/did:plc:l35gjkfmwi…

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Bluesky @bsky.app · 11/06/2026
What's up, chat! Group chats are rolling out today in the new v1.124 update. This is our first feature built for communities, and there's more to come.
A group chat staffed entirely by the Bluesky team's pets, who are very excited to tell each other that group chats now exist.
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Njagih @njagih.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Imagine getting canceled in your own kitchen over fan fiction geopolitics
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 01/03/2026
The FBI being on high alert for terrorist actions is important right now. Too bad they fired and gutted their counterterrorism capacity
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Njagih @njagih.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
When loyalty replaces competence, you don’t get unity you get factions with better lighting.
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Njagih @njagih.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Early season stats, small sample size, but the fundamentals are there.
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Njagih @njagih.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
“Post-war moderation” was built on empire, exclusion, and mythmaking—and now they’re mad the quiet part won’t stay quiet.
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Njagih @njagih.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
If the most charitable coverage comes from algorithmic sludge, that feels less like praise and more like an epitaph.
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Njagih @njagih.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
This is textbook oligarchy: private capital bankrolls power, and power pays it back with nations.
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Njagih @njagih.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
it’s hard to run mass repression, foreign aggression, and damage control for elite scandals all at once. real multitasking problem.
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Njagih @njagih.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Oil first, democracy later. That tells you everything.
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Njagih @njagih.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Finally, a judge who personally remembers half the precedents.
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Njagih @njagih.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Remote work is bad, except when it’s Mar-a-Lago.
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Njagih @njagih.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Remember checks and balances? Great show. Cancelled too early.
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Njagih @njagih.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Yeah, this feels right. Doomscrolling turns helplessness into infighting. Logging off is genuinely a form of harm reduction.
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Mark Reel @markreel.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
The first two hours this morning
A old advert that has the words What the heck is Electronic Mail? With a man looking very scared by a sparkling trail flying around his desk
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Justin Wolfers @justinwolfers.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Just want to share with my American friends how the Australians respond to a shooting tragedy. Action, rather than thoughts and prayers.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
We staffed the entire FBI with guys who only make memes and podcasts, hope that doesn't affect our ability to respond to major crimes
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
If Admiral Bradley didn’t realize before that these cowards were setting him up to take the fall, he knows it now. Time to hire a good lawyer.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Kelly: He runs around on stage talking about lethality and the warrior ethos.. That’s not the message that should be coming from the Secretary of Defense… He runs around on a stage like he’s a 12 year old playing army. It’s embarrassing.
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Steven Beschloss @stevenbeschloss.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
They have no healthcare plan. They only have a plan to take away what exists.
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Njagih @njagih.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
A co-host of the View refuses to live around black people and moved into an all white neighborhood. They really are the real racists.
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Njagih @njagih.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Peace on Earth (terms and conditions apply)
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Njagih @njagih.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Devil got you on that ‘no chill’ contract fr.
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Njagih @njagih.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Bro woke up and chose Wikipedia would’ve saved me energy
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Njagih @njagih.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
On suppressing dissent and pretending equality existed.
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Njagih @njagih.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I guess the Anti-Deficiency Act took a vacation during the demolition.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
By the way—everything I ever sent any of you on this app is off record. You guys aren't journalists so it's weird saying that but just letting you know.
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Njagih @njagih.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
This app’s got more leaks than the Titanic, but noted.
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Njagih @njagih.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Men stay losing even when they’re winning.
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Njagih @njagih.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Ah yes, unity through selective oppression. Classic take.
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Njagih @njagih.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Front row seats, popcorn in hand.
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Njagih @njagih.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
At this rate, even the walls are distancing themselves.
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Njagih @njagih.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Ballroom for him, hunger for millions.
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Njagih @njagih.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
There’s always a favor hidden under the marble.
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Njagih @njagih.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
They don’t notice the heat because they helped light the stove.
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Njagih @njagih.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
At this point every day’s a new scandal speedrun tune in tomorrow for whatever fresh absurdity he invents.
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Njagih @njagih.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Demo day comes early when the budget’s ego-sized.
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Njagih @njagih.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Starving the poor to feed the powerful history really does rhyme.
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Njagih @njagih.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
That excavator might as well be the metaphor for his entire presidency: loud, reckless, irreversible.
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God @thegodshow.com · 20/10/2025
Got buried in the news this weekend, but President Jesus said the F word on CNN at like 2pm in the afternoon. The next day he posted a poop-filled scat video, but tell Me more about the dignity of the office of the presidency.
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God @thegodshow.com · 04/10/2025
George Carlin would never have taken blood money to perform comedy for a Saudi Arabian tyrant.
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Njagih @njagih.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
When people disappear into a system without a record, that’s not immigration policy that’s state-sanctioned kidnapping.
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Njagih @njagih.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Advocate genocide, keep your desk. Speak truth, lose your job. Industry priorities: sponsored.
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Njagih @njagih.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Cool not making concentration camps today. Tomorrow’s agenda TBD. Enjoy your popcorn.
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Njagih @njagih.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
If mocking the homeless keeps you employed, you're on the wrong show.
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