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Software engineer @ Microsoft 🏳️‍🌈🤓😻🌹 Most of my posts are in Hebrew

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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
October issue
The cover of Vizier Monthly with a shapely big-haired woman in a loose blue gown with a trailing yellow scarf, seated in a throne-like chair. Headlines around her read:
"Some of us are hot": Urda the Fair on the Politics of Pleasure
Ladies of Miss Rule: Tyranny knows no gender!
Oh My Goddess! Simple Ways to Make Him Worship You
Poison Rings: Hot or Not?
It's Lit! Arson, Parliament, and You
So You've Been Overthrown: 10 Tricks to Get Back on Top
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
oh my god she killed him
Photo of a store window with several finely dressed mannequins. One lies prone at the feet of another
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THAC0 Thursday @nitzanms.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
מח, התקלקל לנו השואב הרובוטי (רובורוק, כפתור ההפעלה מהבהב לנצח אחרי ריסט). 1. יש דבר כזה מעבדת תיקונים לשיט הזה? 2. באיזה מותג אתם משתמשים והאם אתן מרוצות?
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AgonyFlips @agonyflips.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When you're ticked off and a friend sends you something to make you feel better. 🐑🔊
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 03/09/2026
ok I had to force down a tear with this one reskeeting with alt text
Image of a page in a book with text reading as follows


THIS BOOK IS DEDICATED TO:

Dr. John Sharpe of London, who in 1957. a decade before physicians in England could legally perform an abortion for any reason other than the health of the woman, took the considerable risk of referring for an abortion a twenty-two-year-old American on her way to India.

Knowing only that she had broken an engagement at home to seek an unknown fate, he said, "You must promise me two things. First, you will not tell anyone my name. Second, you will do what you want to do with your life."

Dear Dr. Sharpe, I believe you, who knew the law was unjust, would not mind if I say this so long after your death:

I've done the best I could with my life.

This book is for you.
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Flock-o'-Lantern @buckrawheat.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
homebrew RPG where dental and vision care are classed separately from other healing spells
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Wildfire “prediction market” bets or as I like to call it, getting paid for arson.
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WEATHER IS HAPPENING @weatherishappening.com · 06/08/2026
OPPRESSIVE DANKWAVE
A GREENISH ORANGEISH WAVY PHOTO OF BACK BAY & THE CHARLES RIVER FROM ABOVE. TEXT READS: OPPRESSIVE DANKWAVE
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THAC0 Thursday @nitzanms.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
הציעו אותי כנציג הבניין לאיזה מהלך של העירייה ואני רואה בזה כישלון אישי מהדהד שיצרתי מצג שווא של מסוגלות. 🫠
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 31/07/2026
this is my new favorite diagram
Brachiosaurus projectile vomiting: forces generated and resulting traces
Assuming 50 kg (110 Ibs) of regurgitant, impact velocity from 14 m (45 ft) height, and hard-packed sand as impact site.
h = 14 m (45 ft)
Impact velocity = V = V 2gh = 16.6 m/s; kinetic energy before impact = 6,860 J
Average impact force = 68,600 N
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eevee @eev.ee · 18/07/2026
"get the app to keep using reddit!" i am not going to do that and it is frankly insane that you are even asking, let alone trying to force me into it. you are a fucking website
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
We made a comic about street smarts.
1 Guy: I'm not book smart, I'm street smart.
2 Other Guy: Sure you are.
3 Guy: A road's main function is transportation, while streets facilitate public interaction. While this may seem trivial to you and me, the distinction is crucial to urban planners.
4 Other Guy: oh damn a street genius
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THAC0 Thursday @nitzanms.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
האם זה הוט טייק או שכולם יודעים את זה?
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THAC0 Thursday @nitzanms.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
הגענו ליום האירוע, יש לי שבע שעות, מלא הכנה בלי מזגן, והמון כלים מלוכלכים. אחלו לי בהצלחה! אני ממשיך את ה #לייבבלוג #פידאוכל בשרשור הראשי.
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THAC0 Thursday @nitzanms.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
בואו נעמיד פנים שזה #לייבבלוג שלי מכין ארוחה ב... נקרא לזה השראה הודית לטובת צדקה
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Cover of the unfortunately fictitious magazine Vizier Monthly. Against a red background, a pale man in black sits schemingly, surrounded by headlines
-"they never knew what hit them" Myzithra the Cruel Tells All
-You On Top: The Fierce New Secret to Success
-10 Signs Your Spymaster Is In His Treachery Era (Number 9 Will Shock You!)
-schemes to drive your lord wild
-9 poisons so subtle even you won't know how they died
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Star Trek The Final Frontier scene. Kirk and Spock, friendly colleagues, are on the bridge in their 'movie red' uniforms. Kirk is facing Spock and holding onto his shoulders as if he's going to share a long kept secret that dareth not be spoketh.... or maybe just going in for a hug, as good work associates do. Spock is just standing and speaking, and being held by Kirk. Closed caption reads, "Please, Captain... Not in front of the Klingons." Forbidden alt text contained in image 1
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
“We’re all trying to find the guy who did this” - ChatGPT
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Matt Blaze @mattblaze.org · 14/06/2026
If, in say 2010, you parodied a future Trump administration as having a giant cage fight stage on the South Lawn, right next to the rubble of the East Wing, everyone would have told you to tone it down.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
with a trillion dollars, elon can pay one million people one million dollars to pretend they are him playing a video game
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Ted Underwood @tedunderwood.com · 10/06/2026
Psst, buddy — fixer 4 is back, and it shipped the wire-up not the cop-out. Dodge a collision and never ride exports: the local badge scoped truthfully.
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Bezalel @bezalel.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
אין לי באמת ציפיות מהעירייה שעולה לה בבריאות לתלות רבע דגל גאווה לפני המצעד. אבל לחלק פליירים שמודיעים על "מחאה" ולא כותבים את השם המפורש ג-א-ו-ו-ה מרגיש כמו מעשה ילדותי במיוחד. מחר, צועדות וצועדים בירושלים, עיר הבירה של מדינת ישראל. התכנסות בגן סאקר, סיום בבמה המרכזית בגן הורדים מול הכנסת.
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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 25/05/2026
Google is so borked
Google search result for “is it 2027 next year.” The top result is a quote that reads, “It is 2026 right now, and will be 2028 next year, followed by 2027.”
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tina tittyfag @antinoe.prettyfem.me · 21/05/2026
if you're cis and you are asked by your management to police bathrooms, "can you confirm in writing that you are ordering me to approach customers to discuss their sex?" is an email no manager wants to reply to
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THAC0 Thursday @nitzanms.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
ברוכים הבאים לעוד פרק של "ניצן לא הצליח לעקוב אחרי האירוויזיון השנה ולכן צופה בהכל בלי הקשר!" אם בא לכןם להצטרף לחוויה דברו איתי
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
It was too good to be true.
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Mekka Okereke @mekka.mekka-tech.com · 14/05/2026
🤷🏿‍♂️No he didn't. Only white people believe this. People in Asia and the Middle East had been using a technique first developed in Africa, called variolation, to do the same exact thing, for hundreds of years. Jenner himself was innoculated against smallpox as a child, using the African technique.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
OMG the DOJ lawyer just said presidential power has never been "circumcised." He was trying to say "circumscribed."
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Social media apps as Lord of the Rings characters, a thread: Twitter: Twitter is Gollum. Began as a normal halfling. Overexposure to evil left it thin and stretched and bitter.
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a close up of a gollum from the lord of the rings with a very angry look on his face
Alt: a close up of a gollum from the lord of the rings with a very angry look on his face
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Faith Erin Hicks @faitherinhicks.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I referred to something as a "real Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra moment" in conversation with someone who has never seen TNG, and let me tell you, that was a real Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra moment
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THAC0 Thursday @nitzanms.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
רציתי לדבר קצת על אוכל במדריד. יש לי כמה דעות לא פופולריות ואני לא מצליח להרדם אז הגיע הזמן לדבר. היינו במדריד בערך בתקופה הזו לפני שנה והמסקנות שלי הן:
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
ive got a pendant for using words incorrectly. it really pisses off pendants
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Eri @mordoreri.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
דאנטה רוצה שכולכם תכירו בכמה הוא זאגרוס מהמם #פידחתולים #להחמיד_את_הפיד #האדס #עליונות_חתולית #פורים
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Rappenem @rappenem.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
1000 year old kitti
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Ronnie Caspi 🔥🐕☕🔥 רוני כספי @ronniecaspi.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
בוקר
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Kathleen Rhoades @kathleenrhoades.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
This question really had me reenacting sweaty-superhero-with-two-red-buttons.jpg
I trust tech founders more than politicians when it comes to solving big problems. Agree or Disagree.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
this is how men stand at tailoring shops
A photo of a dog from about their waist up. They appear to be standing. He looks very serious.
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Assaf Cwajghaft @assafcw.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
אין ברירה ונצטרך להוריד את ראש הנחש, זרועות התמנון, צוואר הג'ירפה, זנב הלטאה, עין הנמר, חדק הפיל, אנטנת הנמלה, שפתי האורנג אוטנג, רגלי הפלמינגו, כנפי הדבורה, אף הגירית, נגמר לי
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THAC0 Thursday @nitzanms.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
האם יש מערכת דיגיטלית ישראלית יותר מעפנה מmast? כל הזמן למטה, ומסבכת במקום לפשט.
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itamar-b.leftodon.social.ap.brid.gy @itamar-b.leftodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/03/2026
זה בוודאי ניסוח קלוקל, ולא טענה שהמלחמה קיבלה מימד נוסף של נסיעה בזמן www.ynet.co.il/news/article/by95ik3…
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ההבנה בצה"ל - הטילים שפגעו בדימונה ובערד יורטו בעבר
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
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THAC0 Thursday @nitzanms.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
אם מכריזים על הפסקת אש בקרוב זה בזכותי, ארגנתי מבצע נקיון של המקלט עם השכנים 💅
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Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺 @bagpuss.org · 14/03/2026
Oh god this made me laugh so hard. Watch til the end.
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Ryan Moulton @moultano.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I went a little overboard with this and a little bit insane. moultano.wordpress.com/2026/02/22/t...
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The Hunt for Dark Breakfast
With a theoretical model of breakfast, can we derive the existence of “dark breakfasts,” breakfasts that we know must exist, but have never observed?
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Ehud Maimon @ehmaimon.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
היום למדתי שבישראל יש ארבע עונות - חורף, קיץ, סתם, ואביך. שמעתי את זה בפודקאסט "האחיות גרים" של נועה מנהיים ואיילת טריאסט לפני כמה שעות וזה עדיין מצחיק אותי.
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 02/03/2026
June 2023: a Google data center in France floods and they call it a “water intrusion event” February 2026: an Amazon data center in the Middle East is literally struck by a fucking ballistic missile in a hot war and they call it “impacted by objects” health.aws.amazon.com/health/status
Mar 01 9:41 AM PST We want to provide some
additional information on the power issue in a
single Availability Zone in the ME-CENTRAL-1
Region. At around 4:30 AM PST, one of our
Availability Zones (mec1-az2) was impacted by
objects that struck the data center, creating
sparks and fire.
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Phineas @phineas.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
This Skeletor has been memed 100 times but not until I was replicating him did I notice that in a stroke of either incompetence or genius the original renderer of this image decided to make hiseye socket and nose hole just be the same hole. But it still reads right if you don’t think about it.
Close up of Skeletor’s head showing an unexpected instance of face hole economy
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THAC0 Thursday @nitzanms.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
תגידו מישהו יכולה להסביר לי למה אין אבקת מדיח כלים יותר בשום מקום? יש נוזל ויש טבליות אבל אבקה (שמשמעותית יותר זולה ומאפשרת למנן) וגם מגיעה עם משמעותית פחות אריזה פשוט לא קיימת יותר לרכישה בישראל. מה נסגר?
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Paul Fairie @paulisci.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
2025 Headline of the Year nominee (August)
Taco Bell rethinks AI drive-through after man orders 18,000 waters
--BBC, 29 Aug 2025
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