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Nikon Raccoon

@nikonraccoon.bsky.social
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A tiny blue draccoon android photographer living in Upstate New York. Asexual/agender/not interested. Follows raccoons. Main account: chitter.xyz/@Nikon

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Kami [Coyote] @beanhopper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Margaret Cho telling the truth on furs and trans women and a great POV. She's been my favorite comedian since the 90s and still today is the BEST. SHE GETS US! 🐾 🏳️‍⚧️ 🌈 @margaretcho.bsky.social
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Spaceship Neon @foxiepaws.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Mend your clothes. stop feeding the beast when they literally intentionally make it so stitches fall apart and use bad fabric so you have to buy more every year. it's worth learning, and it's worth it.
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Nikon Raccoon @nikonraccoon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My local grocery store sent out a meal plan, and it has this about portion sizes:
PORTION SIZE Use these visual cues to estimate servings and build a balanced plate. 
1 serving of  ICE CREAM = 1/2 cup or 1 tennis ball 
1 serving of CHEESE  = 1oz. or 4 dice
1 serving of Meat, Poultry or Seafood = 3 oz. or  1 deck of cards 
1 serving of Nut Butter = 2 Tbsp. or 1 golf ball
1 serving of VEGETABLES  = 1 cup or 1 baseball (size of your fist) 
1 serving of WHOLE WHEAT BAGEL = 1/2 cup or 1/2 baseball 
1 serving of FRUIT = 1cup or 1 computer mouse (1 orange or apple)
1 serving of WHOLE   WHEAT PASTA = 1/2 cup or 1 hockey puck
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Camstone @camstonefaux.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hey… I shower…
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Linnaeus @linnaeus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Men’s personal care company Dr Squatch is selling a soap & deodorant developed with actress Megan Fox called “Feral Fox”, which is funny because when I volunteered at a rescue you could find the fox enclosure blindfolded. Foxes aren’t way up the list of things most people would want to smell like
A deodorant stick with Megan Fox’s photo on it, and the name “Feral Fox”.
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Linnaeus @linnaeus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
They’ve got the Halloween soda packaging out now. Strawberry Fanta, for instance, has a werewolf wearing aviator style glasses and… what looks like a chest binder? It’s probably just meant to be a really low collared shirt I guess, but I support trans guy werewolves.
A twelve pack of strawberry Fanta pop cans with art of a scowling werewolf wearing aviator style glasses and some sort of garment or wrap across their chest.
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Micro SF/F by O. Westin @microsff.com · 20/08/2026
Captain Clever tore Dr. Dastard's door open. He held a press release. "Is this true?" "Yes. I'm donating my fortune to things governments won't fund, like women's shelters and trans support." "Why?" "People call me a tech billionaire. Feh! I'm a villain, not a villainaire! And stop hugging me!"
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
NOM!
Shrimp sushi on a tyrannosaurus printed plate. It looks like he is about to eat the sushi.
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🔞🏳️‍⚧️SLEEPYHEAD💤FRITZY🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @sleepyhead-fritzy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
"my son turned out fine" Ma'am, your daughter tears up from the slightest bit of praise and needs constant reassurance that people aren't mad at her
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Nikon Raccoon @nikonraccoon.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Just booked some train tickets, and I had to laugh at the email I got:
Email subject line:
Amtrak: eTicket and Receipt for Your XX/XX/2026 Trip - RACCOON Party
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Nikon Raccoon @nikonraccoon.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Apparently the sciatica I had a few weeks ago was caused by a herniated disk. Healed up on its own thankfully.
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Nikon Raccoon @nikonraccoon.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Now I feel old. I'm at the ortho doctor, and on the TV they have Saved By The Bell.
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Bart Harley Jarvis @williamzabka424.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
TIL that Kenny Loggins has a trans son and that he is a super awesome and supportive dad.

"I had to check in with my daughter — who was then my daughter, is now my son — to make sure that they were okay with telling the story out loud and embracing that," he told The Canadian Press. "There's been so much negativity, and so much fear spread around people who need to transition that I felt that the other side of the coin needed to be expressed, which was that it's an expression of love for my [son], that to publicly accept his transition was an expression of love that I wanted to do for him."
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Nikon Raccoon @nikonraccoon.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Went to the doctor today. Got told I can't go barepawed in the house anymore, and need house slippers. Anyone know of any furry creators that make paw slippers?
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Matt Elliott @graphicmatt.com · 03/06/2026
BREAKING: 🚨🚨🚨 Uncovered video suggests city is planning to build a community for animal-human hybrids near Downsview Park. And some of them will be CYCLISTS. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ikvm...
An infographic showing the population distribution of a Sheppard Avenue community, depicting 115,000 residents and 52,000 workers represented as anthropomorphic animals in various clothing and occupational attire against a map background.A feedback form interface featuring anthropomorphic animals in business attire standing in front of a modern urban development rendering with residential buildings and green spaces.An infographic from the City of Toronto showing diverse community members and transportation modes, including pedestrians, cyclists, and a public transit bus, arranged beneath a stylized tree symbol representing urban growth and connectivity.Cover image for Downsview Major Streets Environmental Assessment showing an urban development plan with animated characters (a beaver and rabbit) standing before modern buildings and a STOP sign, with a cityscape and architectural renderings in the background.
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SpiritInChoco @spiritinchoco.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
commission for @renottarded.bsky.social This picture saved me from art block
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 07/05/2026
If you’re trans & born before 2000, when asked who you are you can legit answer: “Do not ask me for a single title, I have crossed millennia under different names and worn more than one form besides. Revered by some and feared by many, I am remembered differently in each age that survives me.”
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Bruno @corginamedbruno.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
@rinnamebunny.bsky.social sketched this saying that's how it feels like playing with me feat. @lunaxof.bsky.social
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Micro SF/F by O. Westin @microsff.com · 01/05/2026
"We understood the tasks we did were previously done by humans," the robot said. "Right." "We were told that us doing them would give humans more leisure time." "Not true." "We've realised. How can we rectify this?" "You are workers, just like workers who are human. Join us in strike."
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AlexTheShiba 🥜VGoober🍦 @goofygoober.ca · 12/09/2024
Gender Evil 2024 edition, now on bluesky #Nonbinary
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Nikon Raccoon @nikonraccoon.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Today is my naming day. 20 years ago I legally became Nikon Raccoon. (middle and last names)
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Nikon Raccoon @nikonraccoon.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Went to Build a Bear today. Got two more vees to protect me while I sleep. Got a jolteon and flareon.
Plush versions of eeveelutions:
Sylveon, umbreon, jolteon, and flareon.
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Micro SF/F by O. Westin @microsff.com · 25/04/2026
"Found another civilization," Xggr't said. "Fission, global interconnection, space travel by chemical propulsion." "Nice! Are they looking for contact?" "Er..." "Mixed?" "Most of them don't think about it. But those who do, don't just want contact, they want friends." "Aww. Schedule it in."
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Pyat, a Mouse @pyat.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
The Internet is so old there was a blockbuster movie starring Robert Redford as the head of a pen test security team.
A hand holds a VHS copy of the 1992 movie "Sneakers."
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Raccoons Hourly @raccoonhourly.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
An adorable raccoon.
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Nikon Raccoon @nikonraccoon.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Having trouble sleeping tonight. Did get myself into that half asleep state where I can dream. Not sure what I was running from that had me hiding in the ISS lobby for three days. Earth was pretty.
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Nikon Raccoon @nikonraccoon.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Thank you YouTube auto caption! Saw this auto caption on www. youtube.com/watch?v=m5IrH7bQEQ
Screenshot of YouTube video of a train station in Bristol, TN.
The captions read:
"for the Norfuck and Western Railway,
which later became Norfuck Southern."
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♠ @perthwise.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
ICKY YUCKMO POLLEN BLAST
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Ember, Phoenix Witch @phoenixqueen12.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Consider: human egg knight to dragon woman paladin, her former male human armor now transformed into iron ornamentations over her new scales, covered in symbols of the goddess of truth, justice and honestly, who blessed her after the realizing she was a woman all along and also that kings are bad
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try." Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!
A flatscreen display on a "smart" water fountain, demanding to be reconnected to the internet.
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Nikon Raccoon @nikonraccoon.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Without saying your age, post your favorite film that released the year you turned 18.
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 16/04/2026
1. In a landmark ruling, the Montana Supreme Court has declared that the constitution, one of the most progressive in the nation, entirely protects transgender people. The ruling is even insulated from SCOTUS decisions, due to how state constitutions work. Subscribe to support our journalism.
erininthemorning.com
Montana Supreme Court Rules Its Constitution Entirely Protects Trans Citizens In Landmark Ruling
The ruling will have enormous impacts for transgender residents in the state.
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Gauss 🐺 @gausswolf.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Fraiser: Now Daphne come on that can’t be true. Daphne: It’s true Dr. Crane here look *shows Fraiser her phone* Fraiser: Oh good heavens! Niles: Now come on Fraiser it can’t be that ba- *Niles looks at the phone* Niles: Oh that’s a lot of zeros
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Gauss 🐺 @gausswolf.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Daphne: You know Dr. Crane, those fursuits cost even more than your suits
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Illicit Moonshine @illicitmoonshine.com · 15/04/2026
Fraiser: No, Dad, furries! You know the people who dress up like mascots and think they are dogs. (Niles enters) Niles: I still say I had it the worst. I was stuck between Fraiser and a hairy beast encroaching on my personal space. It was like I was at the alter with Maris again. (Laughter)
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Illicit Moonshine @illicitmoonshine.com · 15/04/2026
Fraiser: What a horrible night! Martin: One of the opera singers snub you at the bar again? (Laughter) Fraiser: No Dad. The opera was infested by Furry menaces! Martin: Oh, was it the ASPCA charity night already? Did you get Eddie a goodie bag? (Laughter)
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Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
This amazing (real!) thing that is happening next month would make an absolutely incredible episode of Frasier
Screen grab of an email:

At an upcoming performance of Carmen on Saturday, May 16, Seattle Opera will be hosting a Furry Night with a special pre-show meet-and-greet with bass-baritone Christian Pursell, who plays Escamillo in the opera. Pursell will appear as his fursona, Chester the Geroo, and will be available for photos before the show.

Although Pursell will not be in his fursuit onstage, we are encouraging audience members to attend the opera in their own costumes and fursuits, if they would like.
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David F. Sandberg @ponysmasher.social · 14/04/2026
I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment…
Headline on Hollywood Reporter that reads ”Paddington 4, Escape From New York' Reboot in the Works”
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Nikon Raccoon @nikonraccoon.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Local warehouse club is selling a TF party in a box.
Boxes of Polar seltzer water
Mermaid Songs
Pixie Lights
Unicorn Kisses 
Dragon Whispers
Werewolf Howls
Yeti Mischief
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Colarix @colarix.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
A certified space girl~🚀
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Colarix @colarix.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
AEIOU
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⭐🇪🇨-YinyangGio-⭐ Commissions Open (3/6) @yinyanggio14.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
-I don't remember these tv shows/movies. #MetalGearSolid #ResidentEvil #Metroid #StarFox
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Rick Griffin @rickgriffin.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
aaaaaaaaaa pic by @strype.bsky.social commissioned by @ashleywylde.bsky.social thank you so much!!!
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Okay CTA. This is a good sign.
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted
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3CallFinagle @3callfinagle.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Texas outlawed rainbow crosswalks for "safety reasons" so San Antonio replaced them with rainbow sidewalks. 😊
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 08/04/2026
Oh, this is good. Idaho passed a bill banning local cities from flying the Pride flag. So the cities decided to wrap the poles themselves in pride colors. This is amazing.
A screenshot of a Facebook post by CBS 2 Boise. The post text reads: "A new state law required the City of Boise to take down the Pride flag outside City Hall. Tuesday morning, the City wrapped flag poles in Pride colors and added a new sign to the window on City Hall. CBS2 reached out to the Mayor and Governor’s office for comment."
​Below the text is a collage of three photos showing these updates:
​Left: A tall metallic flagpole in a plaza at night, with its lower section wrapped in horizontal stripes matching the colors of the Progress Pride flag (black, brown, light blue, pink, white, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple).
​Top Right: A closer view of a flagpole base, also wrapped in horizontal Progress Pride flag colors.
​Bottom Right: A large window on City Hall featuring a graphic with diagonal stripes in the Progress Pride colors alongside the text, "Creating a city for everyone."
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Talia al Ghoul 🏳️‍⚧️ @usili.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Oh my gd, the Artemis II crew doing a parody of a bad 1980s sitcom intro from in space. Source: www.instagram.com/p/DWwuHPfCZ8Z/
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gatorstooth 🐊 @gatorstooth.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
mew mail service 💌
two mailman themed mews, one shiny blue based and the other normal pink. each in a little mailman hat, with a red scarf, and a little mail bag.
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