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nightlunch @nightlunch.bsky.social · 12h
when a friend deletes their account I'm happy for them and sad for me
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nightlunch @nightlunch.bsky.social · 13h
average D&D campaign
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nightlunch @nightlunch.bsky.social · 15h
they're saying that it's the most powerful gesture going
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The Alberta Worker @abworker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Today’s news story from @kimsiever.bsky.social Canmore care home offers workers 12% raise It still is less than what similar workers got employed by AHS. albertaworker.ca/news/canmore...
albertaworker.ca
Canmore care home offers workers 12% raise
It still is less than what similar workers got employed by AHS.
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Kim Siever @kimsiever.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The latest news story I wrote for @abworker.bsky.social
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nightlunch @nightlunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I wonder why he does that, seems weird
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nightlunch @nightlunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I know only two other times a governing party was completely wiped out (PEI, 1935; NB, 1987)
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Robert Jago @rjjago.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Poor Péquistes, now that they’re officially a minority, they’ll have to discriminate against themselves
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nightlunch @nightlunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the average PQ candidate would be too racist to win anywhere in Alberta
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Left Wexit @iosegun.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Quebec is the Alberta of Canada
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
forbes.com
Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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nightlunch @nightlunch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
he's also just little guy. and it's his birthday
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Avi Lewis @avilewis.ca · 05/10/2026
Oyster fishing is a way of life on PEI, but disease is threatening to wipe out the sector that has sustained communities here for generations. In an unstable world, we need to protect Canada's industries. I spoke with fishers in Charlottetown to learn what the federal government can do to help.
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Investigative Journalism Foundation @theijf.org · 05/10/2026
The IJF is nominated for two national awards recognizing the best in digital and broadcast journalism across Canada. zurl.co/ZEH8O
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lolt64 @lolt64.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My satirical woodcut of your station in life has taken the parish by storm
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Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 05/10/2026
I asked Google if Xerox photocopiers existed in the 1990s:
Yes, Xerox photocopiers did exist in the 1990s and were a standard feature in most offices.
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nightlunch @nightlunch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
had another dream about lions at the door they weren't half as frightening as they were before
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Sunk Cost Phallus @jizzfacts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“GOTTA LEARN AI OR BE LEFT BEHIND.” Good. Fuck off! Leave me behind! Enjoy your artbarf rapture, your janky Temu future. I’ll be back here looking at real birds and writing weird, also real, books.
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Something AI is responsible for that doesn't get enough talk: How, when it scrapes a website to illegally steal everything on it, it uses up a ton of its bandwidth allotment, crashing it or racking up massive fees for site owners.
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nightlunch @nightlunch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
get wrecked Nenshi. maybe I'll spoil my ballot next time calgary.citynews.ca/2026/10/02/a...
calgary.citynews.ca
Alberta NDP leader backs away from federal party pipeline response, UCP calls for name change
Alberta NDP leader Naheed Nenshi remains steadfast that his party remains far from the federal NDP on the issue of pipelines. After the Pacific Link announcement Thursday, Nenshi applauded the announc...
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
[GENTRIFIER WHO MOVED TO TRANSYLVANIA] “Amanda, call the cops, they’re out there doing the Mash again.”
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Mercedes Allen @mercedesallen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If they hire a band whose members are all openly trans, and then are standing outside the washroom to enforce a trans-exclusionary policy, then clearly they wanted a conflict because they thought it would bring the venue some publicity. Sue their asses off.
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nightlunch @nightlunch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
they're on to something
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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nightlunch @nightlunch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
only name on the list I recognize
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Nora Loreto @nolore.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The elites are working overtime to pin the Belleville synagogue shooting on .... Avi Lewis. "When something is so entirely, objectively true, one must work extra hard to try and convince people that this objective truth is actually false." noraloreto.substack.com/p/turning-a-...
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Turning a peaceful movement violent
Canadian elites blame Palestinian solidarity for Belleville synagogue shooting
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nightlunch @nightlunch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
everything else aside, Facebook used to have very good memes on it back in the day
Panel 1: people on a bus, caption "I have an tossed salad I need scrambledeggs now"
Panel 2: picture of Bebe Neuwirth on the bus, caption "Call BB Neuwirth!! 877-LITH-NOW!!"
Panel 3: Caption, "CALL NOW!" ... Frasier is the bus driver and he's saying "I'm listening"
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nightlunch @nightlunch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Primetime was mesmerizing. I am unable to say anything to do it justice.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Spaghetti Night.” Pen and copic gray marker on paper. 

Our man is in the kitchen making spaghetti for his guests, who have become increasingly rowdy as they wait for dinner. More on them in a moment. He speaks into his landline phone with his oven mitts on, “Everybody’s pretty riled up for spaghetti night.” He is correct because sure enough we see his riled up dinner guests in the background. Two men play wrestle as a woman raises her hand to spank one of the wrestler's cheeks. She’s got great leverage on the windup so those cheeks are about to be pummeled, reader. Another man finds himself being carried by a woman with a crew-cut. Her strength is on display here because despite the man’s weight she’s able to effortlessly run around the living room with him slung over her shoulder like a ragdoll. Behind them we see another spaghetti night guest pumping his fists and shouting to the ceiling. Perhaps howling. 

Artist’s note: One of my favorite drawings. Love seeing the whole group having a great time together.
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nightlunch @nightlunch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this gave me a lift I didn't know I needed this morning
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nightlunch @nightlunch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the most Threads post of all time
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Canadians make fun of democrats for being too status quo but at least there's a growing movement to primary centrists and push the party to the left. The liberals are all powerful thanks to the right wing agenda they're pushing giving them conservative growth at no sacrifice to the base
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nightlunch @nightlunch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
you have my attention, Mr. National Film Board www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWSB...
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Ladies and Gentlemen, Brian Mulroney | TEASER
YouTube video by NFB
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Halifax Examiner @halifaxexaminer.ca · 21/09/2026
Mike Jones, CODCO, and chronicling the Newfoundland renaissance Morning File by @philmoscovitch.bsky.social
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Mike Jones, CODCO, and chronicling the Newfoundland renaissance - Halifax Examiner
"Mike used his films to speak truth to power, He attacked the church, and he attacked Ottawa's perception of us."
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Spooky Hair Forever @sansculottestoo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Horseshoe theory is Nazi propaganda eidgenossen.medium.com/the-nazi-ori...
eidgenossen.medium.com
The Nazi Origins of Horseshoe Theory
The idea of “Horseshoe Theory” has been floating around in the English language since at least the 1980s, if not earlier, with ebbs and…
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nightlunch @nightlunch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We started watching Crime Story last night, and I have to say for me the opening credits are in the top 5 of show openers www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is5o...
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Crime Story Opening Theme
YouTube video by aegermeister
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nightlunch @nightlunch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
OK, respect, actually
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nightlunch @nightlunch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🤩
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Walking Eagle News @theeagleist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
BREAKING: That guy from Midnight Oil still dancing like that
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nightlunch @nightlunch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
he was sucked up not out
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nightlunch @nightlunch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
ha ha I get it
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Passenger Ferbus
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I know these names better than I know my own grandmother’s
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nightlunch @nightlunch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
it's 15,000 lbs 😳
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nightlunch @nightlunch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I have NEVER wondered if The Proclaimers had an opinion on something. the only thing that matters about this is that it comfirms they are cosymbiotes with a single consciousness
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David Moscrop @davidmoscrop.com · 09/09/2026
I don’t trust that anyone knows the odds of an AI catastrophe. But I know the industry is crooked. I know politicians are complicit. And I know we need to fight for a better world regardless. www.davidmoscrop.com/p/what-comes...
davidmoscrop.com
What Comes After Reading That AI Might Kill Us All?
Is there really a 10% chance we’re goners? No one really knows. But the seriousness of the risk asks us to find and pursue a greater purpose.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/09/2026
“I remember googling the word ‘stupid’ for the first time, reading the definition, and thinking, ‘Holy shit—this is me,’ ” — Derrick Henard
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Everything Finally Clicks For Man After Getting Diagnosed As Stupid
CARY, NC—Describing the experience as “a revelation,” 38-year-old Derrick Henard told reporters Wednesday that everything had finally clicked for him after he was given a diagnosis of stupid. “I remem...
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