Reposted by nightlunchCourtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 10/10/2026If I built an AI lab and it went rogue and deleted all student loan information, I'm betting they'd suddenly figure out how to prosecute me. 46107282991
nightlunch @nightlunch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026wife and I discussing some Canadian TV shows, remembering this one where Tim Roth plays a cop living in a $3 million dollar house in a place like Canmore. we couldn't even get through one episode www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...cbc.caTim Roth and Christina Hendricks in Alberta for new TV series | CBC NewsA new British television series is the latest project to film here in Alberta, attracting a pair of big names from Hollywood. 150
nightlunch @nightlunch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026everyone hates a joke explainer, but the various layers here.... Youppi! not being a singular creature, but of a race of cryptids, and John Fetterman being a defective one of them 000
nightlunch @nightlunch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026today's ear worm: youtu.be/gbYDUrvYQ7U?...youtu.beDoug and the Slugs - Too Bad (1980) OfficialYouTube video by Doug and the Slugs Official 000
nightlunch @nightlunch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026(I am referring to Summerside, PEI, not the Edmonton neighbourhood) 000
nightlunch @nightlunch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026"a Canadian won the Nobel prize for literature" "oh yeah who was that" "Anne Carson" "Anne Carson from Summmerside?" 110
Reposted by nightlunchNobel Prize @nobelprize.org · 08/10/2026BREAKING NEWS The 2026 #NobelPrize in Literature is awarded to the Canadian author Anne Carson, “for her bold and inventive oeuvre that, in playful dialogue with the classical tradition, has created new forms for contemporary literature.” 11829417
Reposted by nightlunchMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 08/10/2026FUCK I broke my 1500 day streak on my smart thermostat's daily jumble puzzle. The app is locking me out of adjusting my home temperature now because I'm out of gems. The word was SAVORY. 71377147
nightlunch @nightlunch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026when a friend deletes their account I'm happy for them and sad for me 020
nightlunch @nightlunch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026they're saying that it's the most powerful gesture going 010
Reposted by nightlunchThe Alberta Worker @abworker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Today’s news story from @kimsiever.bsky.social Canmore care home offers workers 12% raise It still is less than what similar workers got employed by AHS. albertaworker.ca/news/canmore...albertaworker.caCanmore care home offers workers 12% raiseIt still is less than what similar workers got employed by AHS. 0104
Reposted by nightlunchKim Siever @kimsiever.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The latest news story I wrote for @abworker.bsky.social 065
nightlunch @nightlunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026sell it to Social Credit and then you can redeem your Prosperity Points there 000
nightlunch @nightlunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I was just about to say, only political dynasty to morph into a chain of gas stations (this is a joke, I know the UFA is more than gas stations) 230
nightlunch @nightlunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I stand corrected, I thought they held on to one or two. 110
nightlunch @nightlunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026things change a lot! parties in Canada come and go, federally and provincially. in the last ~100 years, 6 different parties governed Alberta. 010
nightlunch @nightlunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I know only two other times a governing party was completely wiped out (PEI, 1935; NB, 1987) 134
Reposted by nightlunchRobert Jago @rjjago.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Poor Péquistes, now that they’re officially a minority, they’ll have to discriminate against themselves 1438295
nightlunch @nightlunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026the average PQ candidate would be too racist to win anywhere in Alberta 100
Reposted by nightlunchLeft Wexit @iosegun.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Quebec is the Alberta of Canada 2384
nightlunch @nightlunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I agree that it should but judging by the Carney supporters I see on here... 030
Reposted by nightlunchSteve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!forbes.comKnobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of ManyAuto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back. 21592681702
Reposted by nightlunchAvi Lewis @avilewis.ca · 05/10/2026Oyster fishing is a way of life on PEI, but disease is threatening to wipe out the sector that has sustained communities here for generations. In an unstable world, we need to protect Canada's industries. I spoke with fishers in Charlottetown to learn what the federal government can do to help. 313034
Reposted by nightlunchInvestigative Journalism Foundation @theijf.org · 05/10/2026The IJF is nominated for two national awards recognizing the best in digital and broadcast journalism across Canada. zurl.co/ZEH8O 077
Reposted by nightlunchlolt64 @lolt64.bsky.social · 04/10/2026My satirical woodcut of your station in life has taken the parish by storm 31110254
Reposted by nightlunchLuke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 05/10/2026I asked Google if Xerox photocopiers existed in the 1990s: 3351
nightlunch @nightlunch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026had another dream about lions at the door they weren't half as frightening as they were before 040
Reposted by nightlunchDavid Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026 31128143993
nightlunch @nightlunch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026not sure if this is too obvious to state but isn't this a hallmark of AI writing 150
Reposted by nightlunchChuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 04/10/2026“GOTTA LEARN AI OR BE LEFT BEHIND.” Good. Fuck off! Leave me behind! Enjoy your artbarf rapture, your janky Temu future. I’ll be back here looking at real birds and writing weird, also real, books. 382889564
Reposted by nightlunchjess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Something AI is responsible for that doesn't get enough talk: How, when it scrapes a website to illegally steal everything on it, it uses up a ton of its bandwidth allotment, crashing it or racking up massive fees for site owners. 1087573996
nightlunch @nightlunch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026get wrecked Nenshi. maybe I'll spoil my ballot next time calgary.citynews.ca/2026/10/02/a...calgary.citynews.caAlberta NDP leader backs away from federal party pipeline response, UCP calls for name changeAlberta NDP leader Naheed Nenshi remains steadfast that his party remains far from the federal NDP on the issue of pipelines. After the Pacific Link announcement Thursday, Nenshi applauded the announc... 000
nightlunch @nightlunch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026rehabilitation /= perfectly restored, this is a good illustration of that 140
nightlunch @nightlunch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026yknow I have a lot of thoughts about the discourse... and no one needs to know about them! they add nothing 020
nightlunch @nightlunch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026my son went to go see it last night, thinking it might be so bad it would be funny. it is just bad, like painfully bad 110
nightlunch @nightlunch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026some ppl: I am mad about the things that happened. they happen often! this shouldn't be justice understanders: Oh so you're saying we need to execute everyone without a trial everytime any person gets accused of anything. curious 160
