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nicky woolf @nickywoolf.bsky.social · 8h

"Suck it, bitches. Peace out!"

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nicky woolf @nickywoolf.bsky.social · 9h

lot of arsenal fans have a similarly strange time finding out what "gooners" are online

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Mike Rothschild @rothschildmd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

My takeaway from Trump's remarks was not that he was "inviting" Iran to nuke LA, which I genuinely don't think he was, and they can't do anyway. It was that we shouldn't have a president who is so mentally fried that we have to talk about whether he actually invited Iran to nuke LA or not.

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster

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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I am willing to accept bad things happening to Sam Altman

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nicky woolf @nickywoolf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

the crossover of people who follow me and people who are into american football is like maybe three people but whatever I dont care

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nicky woolf @nickywoolf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

as a green bay fan I feel like malik willis like he's my son who's gone off to college. sure he's not winning but it's the dolphins so he was never going to but yknow what I'm super proud of him anyway

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Erica Fischer @enf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

There are numerous elevators

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Farm Goth 🇵🇸 @poemsandfungus.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

It's very hard to make such a choice, but I think Roddy Lumsden might be my favorite poet.

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nicky woolf @nickywoolf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

ugh romeo vs juliet heading for another draw

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nicky woolf @nickywoolf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

two things can be true at once: I am willing to allow that this tool is pretty neat, like in some ways maybe even gamechangingly neat But I am still 100 percent certain the industry is at the centre of a colossal bubble that's gonna make 2008 look like a fucking cakewalk when it bursts

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nicky woolf @nickywoolf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I get where you're coming from, national affairs etc need good journalists uncovering shit. but on this particular post I'mma call you out: arts, sport, music, entertainment are what make us human and they therefore matter greatly

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nicky woolf @nickywoolf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

honestly I dont know why you'd switch I'd fucking *love* to be a sports reporter. that's the dream

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nicky woolf @nickywoolf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

they were the ones who decided to come out with "this is going to make poets obsolete" rather than "this is going to make coding easier." the fucking hubris is incomprehensible

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nicky woolf @nickywoolf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

ok imma roll that back straight away cos I would fail that and so would everyone I know except @lukemcgee.bsky.social

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nicky woolf @nickywoolf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

understanding baseball is the new turing test

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nicky woolf @nickywoolf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I think, like most AI skeptics, my problem is rooted not in the tool itself but in my easy-to-make judgment of the visible shysters running and selling the industry

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nicky woolf @nickywoolf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

it's a neat tool you've built there lads! stop telling me it's worth more than the entire german economy and maybe I'll give you some grace

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nicky woolf @nickywoolf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

getting real sick of "good catch" from what is, according to its makers, a new god that will destroy humanity through its sheer cleverness

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nicky woolf @nickywoolf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

my position remains: dont tell me you've summoned Literally God when it cant even reliably know who plays for what football team. a thing you could google before google nerfed itself

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nicky woolf @nickywoolf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

listen. I had and continue to have an open mind about AI. I've made fantasy football something of a test site though and so far in just the last few months gemini said kyler murray is qb for the cardinals (he isnt) and claude said alvin kamara is playing the bills this week (he isnt)

You're right to push back — good catch, and thank you for flagging it. Two teams can't both play Buffalo in the same week, so I had conflicting data and didn't catch it. Let me verify the Saints' actual Week 4 opponent

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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

For a long time I've wanted a sense of how trump has or hasn't interacted with chatbots (we know he posts a lot of slop sure). And this TIME anecdote about Grok arguably leading Trump into war is just extremely bracing

Since returning to office, Trump has marveled at AI’s capabilities. He is increasingly in thrall to the tech executives courting him. In December 2025, Elon Musk returned to the Oval Office for a clandestine meeting. Trump spent hours asking Grok, Musk’s AI chatbot, questions about his presidency and legacy, according to an official present. At the time, Trump was ordering missile strikes against Venezuelan boats he alleged were smuggling drugs into the U.S. He asked Grok how Venezuelans would react if the U.S. captured Maduro. According to the official present, the chatbot responded that Maduro was a repressive and deeply unpopular dictator and that many Venezuelans would likely celebrate his downfall. After Trump ordered the mission to seize Maduro, the following month, celebrations broke out in the streets. Trump, according to officials, came away thinking Grok was ingenious.

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nicky woolf @nickywoolf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

and born in a barn! but ok this is a fair point

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nicky woolf @nickywoolf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

ok fair point but I was the only person in the carriage and it was 2am

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nicky woolf @nickywoolf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

as a thought experiment how much could the oil and gas industry have made with this same pitch

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nicky woolf @nickywoolf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I am basically che guevara now

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nicky woolf @nickywoolf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I've watched people shit on this train on like several dozen occasions

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nicky woolf @nickywoolf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

this doesnt speak to anything bigger it's just silly as fuck

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nicky woolf @nickywoolf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

look I know this is silly in the grand scheme of things but I just got pulled off a NY subway train by cops and fined 100 dollars for... having my feet up on the seat

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nicky woolf @nickywoolf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

why is there romantasy but not science fucktion

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nicky woolf @nickywoolf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

can I request the muppets save The OA please

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Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 23/09/2026

One of the cops, an 18-year veteran, ran Flock searches on women he met out in public, then showed up whereever they were to try to do meet-cutes: their gym, a Walmart, a Smoothie King. Said to one woman that "he spilt yogurt on his pants and told her, 'You know what that looks like.'"

As Schultz was leaving, he asked another female employee what her and M.W.’s names were.
M.W. said that after Schultz left, she began receiving text messages from a phone number she
did not recognize. Schultz thanked her for letting him sit in the parking lot. M.W. said he texted
a few more times after that. She did not respond.
After a few months Schultz started going to her gym in Indianapolis, but she did not immediately
recognize him. She said when she was at a school function with her daughter in Greenwood and
Schultz stopped her and re-introduced himself.
She told him it was creepy how he got her number and she said he tried to avoid that
conversation. He said that he had to find her number because he spilt yogurt on his pants and told
her “You know what that looks like”. She said Schultz made her uncomfortable with his actions
and some of the comments that he made.

The next time she was at the gym he came up to her and engaged in conversation. M.W. said
Schultz seemed to be at the gym at same time that she is there. Based on membership scans at the
gym, M.W. and Schultz arrived at the gym within one hour of the other on June 12, 2026; June
15, 2026; June 23, 2026; June 26, 2026; July 9, 2026; July 15, 2026; July 21, 2026; July 25,
2026; and August 1, 2026.

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

had my thesaurus stolen today. made me not only sad, but very sad.

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Adam Rogers @jetjocko.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

A lot of things make me feel kind of dumb, including how to take at face value the logic of “we are a multibillion dollar transnational industry building a vengeful elder god, and we definitely won’t stop unless you regulate us the way we want, which is a secret.”

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