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Nick Leonard

@nickdammit.bsky.social
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Artist, comedian, writer, drag queen, bum.

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
LOS ANGELES! Come see the hilarious Nick Leonard (a close personal husband of mine) and other cut-ups doing Improv! WARNING: Only for people who like enjoyment. Do it for yourself. You deserve good thing
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Nick Leonard @nickdammit.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Only two weeks away! Grab your tickets for a night of fresh and funny comedy from our Improv Lab, a hilarious cast from the Groundlings School! Directed by Kevin Berntson! Monday Sept. 21, 7:30 at the Gary Austin Theater! Just Five Bucks Yo!! purchase.groundlings.com/17878/18814
Only two weeks away! Grab your tickets for a night of fresh and funny comedy from our Improv Lab, a hilarious cast from the Groundlings School! Directed by Kevin Berntson! 
Monday Sept. 21, 7:30 at the Gary Austin Theater! Just Five Bucks Yo!!

https://purchase.groundlings.com/17878/18814
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Nick Leonard @nickdammit.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Only two weeks away! Grab your tickets for a night of fresh and funny comedy from our Improv Lab, a hilarious cast from the Groundlings School! Directed by Kevin Berntson! Monday Sept. 21, 7:30 at the Gary Austin Theater! Just Five Bucks Yo!! purchase.groundlings.com/17878/18814
Only two weeks away! Grab your tickets for a night of fresh and funny comedy from our Improv Lab, a hilarious cast from the Groundlings School! Directed by Kevin Berntson! 
Monday Sept. 21, 7:30 at the Gary Austin Theater! Just Five Bucks Yo!!

https://purchase.groundlings.com/17878/18814
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I just received a notice that CVS and Walgreens will have the updated Covid vaccine by next week, so it might be a good time to set up an appointment.
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Kim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Interviewing Dolly Parton remains one of the highlights of my entire music journalism career. She truly was a rainbow in the dark ♥️ www.vice.com/en/article/e...
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Everyone Loves Dolly
At 70 years young, America's favorite working girl is still a rainbow in the dark.
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Ally Amador @allyamadork.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
She did always have a knock out sense of humor.
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Nick Leonard @nickdammit.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
www.eventbrite.com/e/altered-re...
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ALTERED REALITY- A COMEDY SHOW
The world is rough enough. let's escape with laughter! 2nd Saturday of every month at 7:30 pm come see LA s top comics take you on a journey
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
knuckle tats: tira misu
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Spudley Boo-Right 👻 @spudleydo-right.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
This political cartoon by American artist Ron Cobb in 1975 is still relevant today 51 years later.
The shadow of a US bomber warplane can be seen over a landscape riddled with bomb craters.

Civilians can be seen walking along a dirt road.
One of them says to the other: they're having problems with their economy again.
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Nick Leonard @nickdammit.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Hey friends, fans, enemies! Come enjoy a really good improvised comedy show Thursday! July 9, 7:30 pm at! the Groundlings theater, FIVE BUCKS! I and a bunch of exemplary performers of spontaneity will be performing, directed by the fabulous Drew Droge!
Hey friends, fans, enemies! Come enjoy a really good improvised comedy show Thursday! July 9, 7:30 pm at! the Groundlings theater,  FIVE BUCKS! I and a bunch of exemplary performers of spontaneity will be performing, directed by the fabulous Drew Droge!
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Nick Leonard @nickdammit.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Hey friends, fans, enemies! Come enjoy a really good improvised comedy show Thursday! July 9, 7:30 pm at! the Groundlings theater, FIVE BUCKS! I and a bunch of exemplary performers of spontaneity will be performing, directed by the fabulous Drew Droge!
Hey friends, fans, enemies! Come enjoy a really good improvised comedy show Thursday! July 9, 7:30 pm at! the Groundlings theater,  FIVE BUCKS! I and a bunch of exemplary performers of spontaneity will be performing, directed by the fabulous Drew Droge!
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Max Bob @weezbo.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Aardvark rampage added to Nighthawks painting
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
You missed the whole point of the film. It’s a story about a man named Ernest. Who goes to camp
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Nick Leonard @nickdammit.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I thought I would make a terrible slasher, because from my years of kitchen experience I would carry the knife in a safe manner and constantly say "Behind you. Behind you.". But now that I think of it, that would actually be way, WAY creepier.
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Woman: Mom, meet my boyfriend Boyfriend: What? I thought she was your sister — Mrs. Mulwray from Chinatown: WHO TOLD YOU?
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Nick Leonard @nickdammit.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I wish the voice in my head would read my Facebook page and see how cool it says I am, instead of being so mean to me.
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Nick Leonard @nickdammit.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Anybody else feel this way? Whenever I see a band, event, comedian, scooter rally, op-ed or ANYTHING using an AI generated cartoon for their advertisement I immediately want nothing to do with them. 1/2
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
UPDATE: for their own reasons, my publisher decided not to do a hardback edition. Sorry.
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Nick Leonard @nickdammit.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Next Friday! Come see me in the student showcase at the Groundlings, with a great cast of hilarious imps, directed by Andres Parada! 7pm, five bucks!! groundlings.com/shows/spn
Next Friday! Come see me in the student showcase at the Groundlings, with a great cast of hilarious imps, directed by Andres Parada! 7pm, five bucks!!
https://groundlings.com/shows/spn
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Nick Leonard @nickdammit.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
They made gas scarce, but gaslighting abundant.
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Nick Leonard @nickdammit.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
More Abby and Nick and Los Feliz at no Kings
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Nick Leonard @nickdammit.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Abby and Nick at no Kings protest in Los Feliz
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Mom: Help! Is anyone here a doctor? Veterinarian: I treat horses but maybe i can help Mom: My son broke his leg! Veterinarian: Ok hang on. My rifle's in the truck
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making dumbasses too stupid to understand they're idiots
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Nick Leonard @nickdammit.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Tomorrow! Come see me at the Groundlings in a hilarious show with a group of hilarious improvisors, directed by Samantha Desurra!! 7:30 pm, just five bucks (cash works!)! Yay! See ya there!! groundlings.com/shows/improv...
Tomorrow! Come see me at the Groundlings in a hilarious show with a group of hilarious improvisors, directed by Samantha Desurra!!
7:30 pm, just five bucks (cash works!)!
Yay! See ya there!!
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Me: I know pantyhose are a little dated but I love how they even out my skin tone Teller: So is this not a robbery? Me: No, it is
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Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 20/02/2026
New: A comedian set up a fake ICE tip line as a joke. Then 100 calls flooded in: neighbors ratting on neighbors, a teacher reporting a kindergartener. Fans say the viral TikToks revealed deportation's "banality of evil." Conservatives say he should be in prison wapo.st/4kM4qbF
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A fake ICE tip line reveals neighbors reporting neighbors
A Nashville comedian’s deportation hotline, set up as a joke, has gone viral among viewers who say it shows the “banality of evil personified” in the U.S. immigration crackdown.
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Nick Leonard @nickdammit.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I not only wear an analog watch, I use the glow from my cell phone to read my analog watch.
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Nick Leonard @nickdammit.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I say we just fast forward to the part with the bunker, the Lamppost and the trials.
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Announcer: This program is intended for mature audiences only Me: HELL YEAH LET'S SEE THE TITS
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Contractor: So what features do you want for your parking lot? Trader Joes: Too small. Hard to access. Counter-intuitive. Same as always
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Nick Leonard @nickdammit.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
My idea: 1: Hire one of those delivery robots. 2: Fart into it. 3: Have it delivered to someone. 4: Surprise! I'm a genius.
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Nick Leonard @nickdammit.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
There's a nap for that.
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Antifa would be a beautiful girl's name
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Just please don't let Grimace show up in the Epstein files
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Doctor: Your wrist pain is from repetitive motion. Can you stop doing it at work? [Cut to me doing the jerkoff gesture thru every conference call] Me: Sadly, no
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Dan Parent @danparent.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I’m auctioning off this piece on Instagram! All proceeeds go to THE ADVOCATES FOR HUMAN RIGHTS in Minneapolis, Minnesota. Let’s show some love for our friends in this wonderful place !
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Tim, 313 @timbushell.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Melania poster altered to say "my husband fucks kids"
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Caffeine 🇺🇦 @caffeineninja.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Donald Trump has sued his accusers, employees and associates over 4,000 times. He has sued for defamation 34 times since 2015. He has never sued anyone for calling him a pedophile.
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Robin Bougie @robinbougie.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Comics retailing legend Greg Ketter standing up to ICE in Minneapolis. Yes, that's tear gas. He's 70 years old.
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 01/02/2024
don’t make me come over there and boost your confidence. I will fucking lift your ass up because you’re worth it, motherfucker
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 25/01/2026
A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
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Marlow Stern @marlownyc.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
ICE detained a 2-year-old girl in Minneapolis and put the child on a flight to a detention center in Texas, despite a court ordering her release: www.startribune.com/agents-detai...
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onion person @junlper.beer · 24/01/2026
this administration is actual real evil. how can anyone approve of this
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Anyone who approves of ICE is broken or evil or both. No exceptions
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
My favorite thing about JD Vance is that nobody likes him
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
If 2016 Donald Trump were to meet 2026 Donald Trump, the younger guy would make mocking tasteless jokes about the older, dying guy
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Margaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Nuremberg trials for ICE is the moderate position
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