Max Bob @weezbo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is the reflex response whenever a guy is asked if he can beat something up or do parkour. 000
Max Bob @weezbo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I think breadboxes are outdated so we should change up our size based gift guessing touchstone. Is it bigger than an air fryer? 000
Max Bob @weezbo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026That’s nothing. I did this once with a container of dental floss. 011
Max Bob @weezbo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I ate corn on the cob tonight so I am now the dread pirate Butterbeard. 000
Max Bob @weezbo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Sometimes I’m very smart. Sometimes I spend a full thirty seconds looking for a leak I can hear in the bathroom shower after I hung my swim trunks up in it. 000
Max Bob @weezbo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Damn, Dolly was so good even Trump didn’t manage to be a piece of shit about her passing. 000
Max Bob @weezbo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I swear my eyebrows used to keep themselves perfectly ruly and in line until I let a barber trim them one time and since then it’s facial briar patch and wild hairs all over. You may say “if your eyebrows were so perfect, why did the barber want to sort them out?” To which I reply: shut up. 020
Max Bob @weezbo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Optimist: the glass is half empty Pessimist: the glass is half full Lazarus Long: the water evaporated a thousand years ago. I’m going to have sex with my mom about it. 000
Max Bob @weezbo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026At my audition callback for a murder mystery troupe a fellow auditioner looked me dead in the eye and said “you’re an old man. You’ve seen a lot of stuff, right?” So I turned to dust and blew away. 000
Reposted by Max BobDavid M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Oi! We saw you from across the bar and your vibe is TERRIBLE. 91638289
Max Bob @weezbo.bsky.social · 16/08/2026If I get cast in the murder mystery troupe I auditioned for it will 100% be because, when the improv prompt cast me as a 1920s gangster, I named my henchman “Scar Joe.” 000
Max Bob @weezbo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026So here’s my conspiracy theory: there’s a massive shortage of cinnamon going on that they’re not telling us about. It’s hitting ice cream manufacturers first so there is no churro ice cream to be had. 000
Max Bob @weezbo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026@gailsimone.bsky.social did you have something to do with this???? www.humblebundle.com/books/godzil...humblebundle.comHumble Comics Bundle: Godzilla: Kaiju Rampage by IDWDive into this kaiju-sized bundle of 30 Godzilla comic collections! Pay what you want and support the Make-A-Wish Foundation! 010
Max Bob @weezbo.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Random musings from the day: It’s kind of weird that most vertebrates on earth mainly move things in their environment with their faces. It’s really annoying when what is stuck between my teeth is a toothbrush bristle. 010
Max Bob @weezbo.bsky.social · 06/03/2026I think the most important thing about Pokopia is the realization that, absent humans, the so called monsters live in total harmony. 020
