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@nickcrossland.bsky.social
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Structural engineer and general nerd. Independent beer and Cincinnati Bengals esoterica. I apologise in advance.

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Nate Tice @natetice.bsky.social · 7h
Amarius Mims with another game with zero pressures allowed vs. JAX. He's only allowed 5 pressures in one-on-one situations this entire season. His 3.4% one-on-one pressure allowed rate is the 2nd-lowest among all OTs in the NFL this year, per NGS.
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Nick @nickcrossland.bsky.social · 9h
DJ Turner been working him
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jaymorrison.bsky.social @jaymorrison.bsky.social · 13h
#Bengals missing key pieces today: www.si.com/nfl/bengals/...
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Bengals Missing Key Pieces for Today's Game Against Jacksonville Jaguars
Big question is who will start at safety next to Joran Battle
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Jarrett Bailey @jbaileynfl.bsky.social · 14h
Daniel Jones stunk for 6 years, played 8 solid games, and turned it into $172 million. Gotta respect it.
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Nick @nickcrossland.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is this genuinely real?
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Nick @nickcrossland.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Gross.
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Nick @nickcrossland.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why did he have to save this for this week? Last weekend was perfect for it.
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Xero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social
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Nick @nickcrossland.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Huge kahunas to call that pass on 4th and 2. Now the defense needs to make a stop
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Derrik Klassen @qbklass.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
once a week a Bengals WR just makes a truly impossible catch at the pylon WOW
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Jarrett Bailey @jbaileynfl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Offsetting penalties when one team has 2 penalties and another has 1 makes ZERO sense.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the game between South Alabama and Kentucky shows up abbreviated as a War of 1812 rematch
graphic reading

USA vs. UK
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Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 25/09/2026
At some beer festival way back pre-Covid, probably about 2017, a guy in a Manchester City shirt told us we were the worst brewery there. He was technically correct but, still, hopefully he’s had a terrible evening.
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Nick @nickcrossland.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The groundbreaking thing about Breaking Bad was that it had arcs that were premeditated and went right through the series. That's it's legacy. But The Wire and Sopranos are better and it isn't close.
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Nick @nickcrossland.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Seems fine
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Nick @nickcrossland.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It was a big stick
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
As their latest album has just dropped, giving this old celebration of everyones favourite apocalyptic funsters Protomartyr a repost. www.toppermost.co.uk/protomartyr/
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Protomartyr - Toppermost
Formed in 2010, Protomartyr's musical melange of post-punk and melodic hardcore soundtracks Detroit's mix of death, decay and desperation.
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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
surprisingly down to Earth and VERY funny
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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jaymorrison.bsky.social @jaymorrison.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Orlando "Zeus" Brown passed away 15 years ago today. His memory, his words and a Rolls-Royce Phantom are still driving Orlando Jr., and the two big men will unite on the field Sunday in Pittsburgh. www.si.com/nfl/bengals/...
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Bengals LT Orlando Brown Jr., Late Father 'Zeus' Connected by Phantom, Spirit
Father and son to unite on field Sunday in Pittsburgh
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Nick @nickcrossland.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bad day for the 2024 quarterback draft class
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Crucible (rotated), by Louis Silverstein, 1987, 📸 by Tim Warner
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Big game for the Bengals' offseason acquisitions. Pass rush closed the door
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Nick @nickcrossland.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Burrow directing traffic out of the pocket, we're so back!
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I don't know this Ja'Marr Chase catch is even physically possible
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milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
No idea how long this undoubted thread will last but if you think owt of me at all, do it start to finish. Went over to my neighbour’s gaff this afternoon. He’s done book for himself, but fuck me had he had a hard life. A proper, grafting, one-of-nine, “dad kicked the shit out of me” kind of life.
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Laura Hadland @morrighani.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
And now you know what happens when I write my own headlines.
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Timothy Taylor ate my hamster
Batten down the hatches! The people with nothing better to do have been falling over themselves to get on the radio, telly and internet to call Timoth...
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
🏈 GB 22 - 39 MIN FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1097th unique final score in NFL history.
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.
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Mags L Halliday @magslhalliday.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m rewatching the BBC documentary that includes the radio messages and interviews with the people left behind. And archive footage of when a BBC team had followed the crew before. bsky.app/profile/hand...
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Nick @nickcrossland.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yurss
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Nick @nickcrossland.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Popped on just a handful of snaps. Bright future hopefully 🤞
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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 15/09/2026
OUR FIRST CHAOS REPORT OF THE SEASON! www.thedrawplay.com/comic/week-1...
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WEEK 1 CHAOS REPORT 2026 - Today we are all Jaguars - The Draw Play
The Vibes, they are a changin
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Nick @nickcrossland.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
And with the number one overall pick, the Cleveland Browns select...
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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Nick @nickcrossland.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Who Dey!
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Nick @nickcrossland.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This beer makes me genuinely a little emotional. Cask beer imported all the way from California and SO good... elite.
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Nick @nickcrossland.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
MGW for President
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Doug Farrar @dougfarrar.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
two major tight ends get new contracts on… the 12th
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Eddie Murphy as Akeem: I See What You Did There
ALT: Eddie Murphy as Akeem: I See What You Did There
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Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 11/09/2026
Bayeux tapestry? More like Bayeux case of delicious beers at pilotbeer.co.uk right! Right?
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The Falcoholic @thefalcoholic.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The doorbell rings. You open it and Kevin Stefanski is there with a jersey that seems unlikely to fit you. "Congratulations, you are the starting quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons," he says, slightly out of breath. You giddily reach up to high five him and tear your rotator cuff
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
if you learn a skill or start a new hobby, it makes you a better person, not worse. nobody ever gets into calligraphy and immediately starts screeching that typefaces are useless and only the quill shall prosper. there is no "woodworking psychosis" nobody thinks they're dating their kettlebell
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Mike Tanier @miketanier.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
3. Davis Mills, Houston Texans The perfect quarterback to get you to 23 points if the defense spots him the ball at midfield a few times. Backup QB Rankings are LIVE! too-deep-zone.ghost.io/nfl-backup-q...
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NFL Backup Quarterback Rankings 2026
Mac Jones. Anthony Richardson. Jameis Winston. Andy Dalton. Find out where your team's backup quarterback falls on the "We're probably screwed" to "We're UTTERLY screwed" continuum.
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Nick @nickcrossland.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
If this is a protest, whys it so fucking difficult to find out what they are protesting against/for?
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Nick @nickcrossland.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Casually glancing at the daylight coming through the 20mm cracks in the walls: Gee, if those suckers get to 25 mill we could have some subsidence Karen...
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Nick @nickcrossland.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The timing with the snap 👨‍🍳💋👌
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
???? READ ALT TEXT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETEAN WHO CANT REMEMBER WHAT THERE SUPPOSE TO BE DOING , AT WORK , AT HOME, IN A GAME, DOSENT MATTER, HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSE TO KEEP EVERYTHING STRAIGHT, EVERY DAY 10 THINGS YOU SHOULD DO AUTOMATICALLY AND 10 NEW THINGS YOU HAVE TO FIT IN YOUR DAY TOO, AND NOW A GUY IN TOWN WANT'S ME TO GO TO SOME OTHER AREA AND RETRIVE AN ITEM FOR HIM???? AND IDK THE GUY AND IDK WHY HE WANTS ME TO DO IT????? HE LOOKED AT MY DUMB ASS AND SAID THIS IS THE GUY TO FIND A MYSTERIOUS AMULET IN THE WOODS AND BRING IT BACK TO HIM , WHY WOULDENT I KEEP IT? DOES HE JUST THINK IM TO STUPID TO STEAL THE AMULET? WHAT COULD HE PAY ME THAT WOULD BE WORTH MORE THEN A AMULET????? ANY WAY DA TEXT "I FORGOT WHAT MY FUCKEN QUEST WAS, PROBLY SOME TREASURE? FORCED TO FIGHT RATS EVEN THOUGH ITS THERE CAVE, RETURN AN ITEM TO A GUY OR A PRINCESS? A GUY I DONT KNOW WHATS ME TO KILL A SECOND GUY I DONT KNOW? GREAT A STEARCASE THAT GOES DOWN TO A HARDER LEVEL " AND THATS ONE MORE THING I DONT CARE WHAT KIND OF FANTASTY WORLD IM IN ,DO NOT ASK ME TO KILL ANOTHER GUY, THE BEST FANTASY I HAVE IS KILLING NO GUYS, THE WORST NIGHTMARES I HAVE ARE WHEN I HAVE TO FIGHT A GUY, ALL I WANT IS 1 FUCKEN QUEST WHERE I CAN JUST BEAT SOMEONE AT CARD'S AND THEN I GET THE ITEM I WANT, ITS NOT REALISTIC TO ASK ME TO COMMIT ACTS THAT CHANGE MY LIFE FOREVER JUST TO PROGRESS A STORY , AND AFTER ALL THAT I DONT EVEN OWN THE FUCKEN VIDEO GAME? THERE SAYING I HAVE A LICENSE TO PLAY IT BUT I DONT OWN IT?????? THIS IS THE LAST ADVENTURE I GO ON - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Nick @nickcrossland.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Oh, this is a proper great interview. Well worth a read.
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