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milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Don’t think I’ve ever felt more Melbourne than I did tonight, watching two street artists in a timed head-to-head, furiously plying their trade in a dive bar playing Del the Funky Homosapien and Blackalicious. An unexpectedly excellent evening.

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I wonder if Medusa’s friends ever felt taken for granite

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milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

America. Trump tells us the war will be over quickly - the sequel! Elsewhere, former wrestling executive and current education secretary Linda McMahon further alienates the LGBTQIA+ community. And in Pennsylvania, 2 unvaccinated deaths and 900 cases of measles. The one we got jabbed for as kids.

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milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I got engaged once. When we split up, I heard protocol was to return gifts to the purchasers. So I called my great auntie up and told her the news, and asked her, and she said, “thanks love, but what am I going to to with a 22 inch wok” and I don’t think I’ve ever laughed harder. “Giant stir fry?”

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milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Out at the nonagenarian neighbour’s place again last night. Tells me the story of the fella who lived in the street behind us. “George the Greek - a lovely man. He took a date of his to the cinema in Northcote, and during the interval he went to get them both an ice cream. When he came back she’d

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milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

A keeper with longer arms saves the second. A taller keeper saves the third. They’ll never win anything with him in goal. The fact he’s making the starting line-up is a damning indictment on the ability of English keepers. He isn’t England quality. Fuck, was fun - can see why everyone does it!

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milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Really, though - what can the Premier League do now? Its branding is completely fucked. It’s been in existence for 34 years, Man City have been building their dynasty for half of that. I’ve got no idea how the league rebuilds its reputation after this. This might just change everything.

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milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Look at the way they walk. Listen to the way they talk. Look at the clothes they wear. They’ve suffered enough already. I think the premier league should just let it slide.

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milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Just remembered. As a kid, mum bought me an action man sized Superman. Cheap and nasty, and the elastic bands holding his legs in place snapped. Replaced it. Same thing happened. Am now wondering whether the manufacturers knew something about Christopher Reeve. Hell sure is roasting today.

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milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Would have been ace if Cahill had just not spoken out loud. This is why Everton fans need to check themselves about people who “get” us. Very, very few of them do. We’re an employer. They’ll very rarely “get it” the way supporters do.

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milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Everything in the world should happen just like this.

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milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Always like Andros Townsend - but I’ve had a drink and I can genuinely say, hand on heart, I loved watching him get run over. They should run more players over, I reckon. That Messi lad. And the Chelsea left back with the hair, he’s fucking crying out to be run over. Cucurella? I forget. Him, though

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milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

No idea how long this undoubted thread will last but if you think owt of me at all, do it start to finish. Went over to my neighbour’s gaff this afternoon. He’s done book for himself, but fuck me had he had a hard life. A proper, grafting, one-of-nine, “dad kicked the shit out of me” kind of life.

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milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Noticed over the last few years on the socials, there’s this propensity for LADZ to do full on, thigh-slapping, “laugh sounding like a punched pig” kind of laughs at even only the mildest of humorous anecdotes. Settle down. Have some dignity. A nod, a smile, a gentle handshake. That’ll be fine.

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milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

“Closing out” the football I’ve “been across” the last few days - Newcastle’s penalty was a joke, Cole Palmer needs to join a big club, megaLOLz at Arsenal, Brighton’s kit looked like the Man City Tennis & Social Club recommnded attire 1951, Brentford’s Thiago rocks, nowt wrong wi’Barry’s header.

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milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Brighton did us a big favour today, too.

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milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I genuinely couldn’t imagine saying this any time soon but our full backs were hands down our best players today. So many basic, sloppy errors everywhere else. Rubbish. We’re asking to be filleted and this break can’t come quick enough. GO SOCCER!

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milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I’m also going big here but there’s more than a touch of Jack Grealish about Tyler Dibbo (as we will soon all be calling him).

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milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Fucking soft get. He’d had a really good game, too. This is why you never throw pleading eyes at a ref, especially when you’re bluffing.

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milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Aaaaaahahahaha! Thank god VAR has made everything so much clearer! Thank god it showed us just how much interference there was! Absolute fucking joke. It will never be binned. It needs fucking binning.

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milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Garner and Johnson not at the races, here.

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milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Mykolenko again taking one for the team and, again, mopping up mistakes of our more celebrated names.

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milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

This is like watching Season 2 of Bobby Martinez, the bit where the opposition realised their best way into a game was to give our defence the ball at their feet.

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milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

We seem determined to make a game of this, rather than just winning comfortably.

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milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Few sights more enjoyable in football than seeing a kid dressed as a giant banana watching glumly as his side get slogged across the park.

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milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Ooof! Not many of us can do that, Jeff. And that’s surely game over. Very much so.

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milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Here he is. Fresh in from Westeros. Y’fuckin Hank, Maddisonaaaaahahahahahahaha!

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milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Aaaaaahahahhahaa! Everything about that! From Van de Ven’s collapsed cheek to that kopite prick’s mistake! Are they EVER going to score?

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milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Villa’s top looks like the sort of generic sports/casual top you’d find in Next. Non-committal, inoffensive, “trendy but sharp edged”. That neck upsets me.

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milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Friends, I’ve just bumped into Rebekah Elmaloglou and she recognised me. This is a day! Thankfully, I backed off before she delivered on her promise to call the po. Situation diffused.

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milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Still breaks my heart that it’s as difficult as it is to get the original, unaltered version of this on DVD. Music rights an’all… what a show this was, though.

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Wonder Years Kids Playing Football

ALT: Wonder Years Kids Playing Football

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milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Back in the day when the original Angry Birds used to “drop” new levels periodically, I was at the stage where I was waiting for those levels to arrive. I once finished one as soon as it landed and was rated #1 in the world for a few seconds as a result. It remains my greatest ever achievement.

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milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Just saw the highlights from yesterday’s deadhead derby. 1) Fernandes is a rat of a player 2) What’s the point of VAR, at all 3) The offside laws are a mess Hard to feel any sympathy for United. Fernandes threw in a snide kick and bought a red.

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milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I’ve noticed recently that successful business people are no longer leaders. They’re disruptors. And they don’t break problems into smaller parts. They unpack them. And regardless of the size of the problem - for the disruptor, there’s always a lot to unpack. These people need firing from a cannon.

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milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

BOOOOOOOO! Look at us, helping to make bad history for someone else! BOOOOOOOOO!

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milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Should’ve fucking buried that.

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milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Taking George off was the wrong call

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milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Commentators absolutely CRYING in a goal for Spurs.

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milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

The number of times we play ourselves into trouble with those stupid “roll it back to Pickford” free kicks… if his distribution is that good, just let him take it without the pressure of players bearing down on him. also @jay3d1.bsky.social has blocked me. Never heard of them.

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milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Barry never just gambles and sprints into space when we know the ball is going to get lumped forward. And Tarkowski is a proper panic merchant with the ball at his feet.

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milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Maddison is an absolute Hank.

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milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

2-0 win here. FACT. And I want marks left in Van De Ven

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J.R. @interrobang5000.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I’m wearing a T-shirt today with one of my favorite prints I’ve ever done

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milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Yes, I am cooking another vat of ragu, since you asked. And I’ll be putting the delicious wine you brought right into it. No honestly, I always do that.

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milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Colin From Accounts. Desperately wanted its final season to be brilliant. It wasn’t. It was funny in parts, limp in others, but a genuinely lovely ending that made it just about worthwhile.

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