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Nick

@nicholasclayton.bsky.social
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Longtime Black Sea region journalistic freelancer, now vaguely in finance, mostly posting on KC Chiefs, Gotham FC and silliness.

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Nick @nicholasclayton.bsky.social · 21h
Yeah I could have stopped being invaded any time I wanted to I guess. It always sounds crazy to point out, but rapist energy oozes out of this administration.
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Nick @nicholasclayton.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Did I just get my wife an engagement anniversary gift with seasonal charm that doubles as Gotham FC gear? You're god damn right.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Good to see Donald buy Russian diesel instead of Canadian. I know its right on USA border but they sell imperialist, woke diesel that makes your truck gay.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Republican candidate: I think for myself. I don't have to do what the president says, I can disagree with him-- Trump (tweeting): Everyone has to call Congress "Toilet" now! Republican candidate: --and that's why I'm running to be your next Toiletman
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Nick @nicholasclayton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wow, Vlatko ain't fuckin around
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Nick @nicholasclayton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Chris Pratt (Andy Dwyer) - Excuse Me, Really?
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thethinkingatheist.com @thethinkingatheist.com · 07/10/2026
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Nick @nicholasclayton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Long overdue call-up IMO
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Nick @nicholasclayton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ukraine trades the bones of a saint for the thousands of children Russia has stolen. Win win.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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Elizabeth DeLoria II: THE GHOST DIMENSION @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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(Screams From The) Burning Ambulance @burningambulance.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dune 3: You Should Have Someone Take A Look At That
Poster for Dune Part Three depicting a phallic object with an unsightly bulge on one side
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Nick @nicholasclayton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I was unaware that this was a "problem"? Have a place for people to put their shoes just inside or outside your door. Have slippers on offer. Don't wear shoes yourself. I've never felt the least bit "fussy" about asking people not to tramp Brooklyn sidewalk residue onto our floors and rugs.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 29/09/2026
Norway has solution to this actually, stay at home parents can get their share of the public daycare subsidy as cash, that way parents are not pushed one way or the other. the problem of course is virtually no one on the center or right actually gives a shit about parents
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Nick @nicholasclayton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Boring name. Awesome crest.
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Nick @nicholasclayton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well hey, at least they occasionally put in the paperwork on the corruption.
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Paolo Sandro @paolosandro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Parenting goals
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Nick @nicholasclayton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
All parts of this post are correct. But seriously check the show out its extremely good.
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Counterpart Season 1 Trailer | Rotten Tomatoes TV
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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When the time comes for the cultural revolution necessary to get out of this mess we need to set up a cabinet position like the Department of Hobbies that supports literally anything that gets people out of these brain breaking sites and counteracts this collective breakdown
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Nick @nicholasclayton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The right's whole deal continues to be just inventing a situation to be mad at and then screaming at this imagined thing
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Okay, so I have a plan to get everyone on our side. First, we be absolutely as viscerally unpleasant as possible. Next, we downplay any time we get what we want, say it's the bare minimum and so forth. Finally, if anyone gives up and says we win or apologizes, we belittle them.
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Nick @nicholasclayton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Ryan Gosling Clap Gif - Find & Share On Giphy
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RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
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ᴡᴇ ʙᴜɪʟᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄɪᴛʏ @webuiltthiscity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This genuinely made me laugh out loud today
HOW AM I DRIVING?
HOW DOES AN ENGINE EVEN WORK?
HOW CAN A LOVING GOD CAUSE SUCH AGONY
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Nick @nicholasclayton.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Nick @nicholasclayton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Guest op/ed by Lil' Sebastian
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Nick @nicholasclayton.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Donald Glover Reacts with 'Good'
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Nick @nicholasclayton.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I've read enough of Arthur C. Clarke's books to be sure that he would fucking hate Elon Musk.
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Nick @nicholasclayton.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
MNF starts too damn late on the East Coast. I should be watching football already
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Nick @nicholasclayton.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I fucking love this and wish it was the democratic platform. It's not that hard. "We will fight for your rights no matter who you are." Just do it
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SickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Entire back line on skates
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Nick @nicholasclayton.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
ya don't say
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Nick @nicholasclayton.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Do we really need to bring up bloodshed from 170 years ago when these two university teams play sports against each other? Kansas: Absofuckinglutely
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Nick @nicholasclayton.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Well this is for sure the most dystopian shit I've read today
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 09/09/2026
Ted Karras is a real one
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Nick @nicholasclayton.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Was there already a port-a-potty outside Nic Cage's house or did someone toss it in the hole for good measure?
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Nick @nicholasclayton.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i have some questions
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Nick @nicholasclayton.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"You've just been Wentzed"
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Nick @nicholasclayton.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Not the point, but looking at these roads makes my head hurt. This can't have been the only place to put this observatory.
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Yakov Feygin @buddyyakov.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I want to thank Based Green Donald for imposing the world's stupidest carbon tax.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The president is: 1.) senile 2.) stupid 3.) can't be re-elected 4.) already got what he wanted (lining his pockets and dodging jail) 5.) is cocooned from reality and placated with AI slop that both fuels and humors his delusions I do not think this is a recipe for responsible statesmanship.
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Meg Linehan @meglinehan.com · 07/09/2026
Chicago Stars driving down to KC with a trunk full of cash to Vlatko’s house right now.
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Cuaron was asked when he made this (2006) how he created such a convincing, organic-looking future Britain. He said he looked at what was happening at the time and then just assumed for the movie that everything would keep going on much the same trajectory as it was then, for twenty years or so.
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Brad Lander @bradlander.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Shame on Mt. Sinai for capitulating with this settlement, which violates that legacy of inclusion, their own Hippocratic oath, and New York’s human rights laws. (3/3)
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Rima I Anabtawi @rimaanabtawi.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"Remember who you are." - Mufasa - Palestinian children watch Lion King in Gaza 🇵🇸 📸 Omar Ashtawy
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Nick @nicholasclayton.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This movie got no traction, but it has some amazing scenes by two GOATs. youtu.be/jNN6FI1Gcr8?...
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Patch Adams (6/10) Movie CLIP - To Be a Great Doctor (1998) HD
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
First, on the story itself. The key objection is that Mamdani has professional comms people sharing press releases and talking points with social media influencers…which is standard practice for how govt has treated legacy media. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/04/n...
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Inside Mamdani’s Private Army of Public Influencers (Gift Article)
Zohran Mamdani is seen as a social media wizard. Some of his popularity stems from an influencer operation run by the mayor’s office.
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
“Sedgwick, Kansas, Police Chief Lee Nygaard resigned after using Flock cameras to track his ex-girlfriend and her new boyfriend more than 200 times over several months.”
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
LEONARD NIMOY and his son Adam on the set of ‘Star Trek’ in 1965. “The make-up folks put ears on my son Adam to surprise me. A precious moment while shooting the original series.”
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