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@nicanor.bsky.social
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Award winning documentary filmmaker. Award losing games critic. Writer-slightly-less-for-hire. Wait I have a blog: carlitocalzone.neocities.org

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nat. @natclayton.bsky.social · 4h
new deadlock characters look great
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pizza @nicanor.bsky.social · 7h
okay lmao. 30 day Comms ban MOVES ME.
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pizza @nicanor.bsky.social · 7h
I'm forever blown away by how much they lean into weird new york as a setting in deadlock.
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pizza @nicanor.bsky.social · 7h
We're so fucking back.
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artemis, big boss of stop caring @stopcar.ing · 9h
Im sorry to be a bummer on the tl, but the idea of losing Stop Caring is really painful. I am very proud of the small space I've carved for myself and others, the ways readers have received our pieces, and all the lovely people I've met. It would be a shame to lose it all.
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nat. @natclayton.bsky.social · 7h
Every goddamn time I think Deadlock looks "basically good enough to release" they do this shit to the environment art
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pizza @nicanor.bsky.social · 7h
Bro.... The deadlock update.... Holy shit.
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pizza @nicanor.bsky.social · 14h
Bought cough syrup and it is increasingly clear I should have bought anti-cough syrup
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 21h
you will encounter more opportunities in life to change the batteries on a smoke alarm than you will to run into a burning building and no one gives a shit you changed those batteries but it is still very important and why are you waiting on a burning building, know what i’m saying, it’s a metaphor
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 21h
you will be rewarded with: - uncomfortable silence probably - maybe you will lose that friend idk is that such a big deal
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 21h
you will not be rewarded with: - sexual and/or romantic favors (sliding value scale relative to the chastity of rescued woman, however this can be applied to any woman, no matter how biblically libidinous) - government-issued tshirt, hat, or badge indicating you are “one of the good ones” - parade
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 23h
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Reactor Magazine @reactorsff.bsky.social · 14h
"Once there was a girl born ravenous." We're thrilled to share a story from Forged In FIYAH: Celebrating Ten Years of Black Speculative Fiction! A woman who eats a town's sins is led astray by a mysterious visitor... You can read @shereereneethomas.bsky.social's novelette "Petite Ville" now!
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Petite Ville - Reactor
A woman who eats a town's sins is led astray by a mysterious visitor.
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Quasimodox @quasimodox.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Nathan Blackwood @blekvoot.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Sorry #megaman #megamanx #zero
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Dan Devine @yourmandevine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
OG Anunoby is told he has one of the best poker faces in the NBA, and is asked if he intends to change that. "I don't know what that means."
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 28/09/2026
claude just went rogue and liked a bunch of my wife's best friend's vacation selfies from 2018
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Erin Grievances @erinbartram.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One reason to learn about things outside your major is so that you have something to talk about with people at parties and on dates. No amount of money will make up for you being a crushing bore. History majors learn this early but I guess it takes other people longer.
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
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Everest Pipkin @everest.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm very please to announce a public release of my drag-and-drop bookmarking, game-making, and wandering tool Scrubjay! Scrubjay is a weird website builder that lets you cobble together web elements, images, links, text fragments, etc into a series of nested rooms...
"SCRUBJAY" sits over a bunch of images of frogs, birds, doors. it's a very 90s look
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Katie Notopoulos @katienotopoulos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I talked to the librarian at a tiny upstate NY library where the flyer for drop-in event where she'll help you remove the AI features of your phone has gone viral www.businessinsider.com/library-bye-...
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Jason Pitre @genesisoflegend.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Once More Into the Void is a game about family and healing. The designer of Once More Into the Void, Rae Nedjadi, is in the midst of recoving from a medical crisis and needs our collective support. All proceeds for sales of OMITV till Dec 31 go to him. www.indiepressrevolution.com/xcart/Once-M...
Once More Into the Void - Save the Galaxy, One Last Time
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 28/09/2026
Hi, I'm looking to speak to people who have left games journalism in the last few years and have gone onto do something else. DMs are open, or luke@aftermath.site, thanks!
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Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Mystiqolumbo
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cool guy randy! @coolguyrandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 27/09/2026
I walk into a Chipotle to eat a very late lunch and a guy who is either altered or otherwise having a time sees me and mutters “man sometimes you just tryna get outta the rain and a fuckin gigantic white girl walk in with her tall ass fuckin giant pussy probably” sorry man yeah that’s on me
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ghoulnoise @ghoulnoise.com · 28/09/2026
someone please hire me to do a deadly premonition coded OST for you
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pizza @nicanor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
turns out librarians have strong feelings about dewey and his decimals.
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How the tables turn... 19-year-olds are going to meet Chris Hansen this time
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pizza @nicanor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i lost my voice and i keep sending people voice notes because i think it sounds so funny and everyone is mad at me. "rest your voice..." but i sound like kermit going through puberty
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grace @gracemachine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
For obvious reasons, I haven't talked much about it on here, but my father died suddenly while cycling. Grateful to @sltrib.com for letting me eulogize him and write about the absolute moral necessity of making roads safer for pedestrians and bikers.
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Voices: Deaths like my father’s are not anomalies. They are the bloody cost of our car-obsessed world.
“We can, we must, take action now, before some new senseless death proves the need for change all over again,” Grace Benfell writes in an op-ed.
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pizza @nicanor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
dude her fridge looks like some shit from NBC's Hannibal
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kara🐆 @karaonza.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
toys r us event store in new york ~2016. i used to date the person on the left. PAC completely no-sold the giraffe head and stared the human down directly in her eyes (neck star) what a worker
geoffrey pac
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pizza @nicanor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"I want my refrigerator to feel less like a refrigerator and more like a beautifully styled cabinet" is one of those sentences that I would only tolerate if you're high or I'm high.
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pizza @nicanor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
control resonance is an infamous, but so is forspoken. which means control resonance is a forspoken.
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pizza @nicanor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i am mentally and physically ill. i am ill squared. illll. V.
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pizza @nicanor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
reminder that my throat is sore and my sinuses are draining so if you correct me on the internet that's a racismo.
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pizza @nicanor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
gotta take my sick ass and walk to the pharmacy fuck
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pizza @nicanor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sending this to the inexplicable amount of librarians in my life.
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pizza @nicanor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cough drier than my lungs that one time I went jogging in suburban Chicago in November.
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pizza @nicanor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Internally debating getting a month of HBO so I can finally watch Adventure Time
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pizza @nicanor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gavin Bazunu, Southampton Legend.
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Critical Distance | Where’s all the good writing about games? @critdistance.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This week: Ace Combat, Resident Evil, Sonic CD, and lots more: critical-distance.com/2026/09/27/s...
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September 27th
Welcome back readers. As we move into the back quarter of the year, it’s time for us to start thinking about our annual Year In Videogames Blogging recap. This is always a major undertaking, …
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Sen @dresdencodak.com · 31/07/2026
I joke a lot, but I don't actually make my comic with an audience in mind. It's for everyone! And even if I did have a target audience, who cares? Most media isn't made for biracial lesbians, but that doesn't stop me from enjoying or connecting with stories that never considered me!
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Moss @soothemoss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
need help with groceries. any amount helps
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Andes Chucky @wendeego.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Don’t fucking blame us. Blame yourself or God
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pizza @nicanor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
honestly I probably could have and should have put a football manager in there but lord knows I couldn't tell you which one... maybe 2017 if I'm judging by steam play time.
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pizza @nicanor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I've thought about this a lot so this was shockingly easy haha.
My 9 Games: Persona 3 Portable, The Adventures of Cookie & Cream, answer these 10 questions and i'll tell you what kind of lover you are: a choose-your-own-adventure heartbreak in the shape of a quiz, Sly 2: Band of Thieves, Pyre, Butterfly Soup, Wide Ocean Big Jacket, Trails in the Sky SC, Kingdom Hearts 2
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pizza @nicanor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
everyone keeps talking about some boring shit in control. is the formerly bald king compelling? is the combat good? where is my bodega? y'all hearing this? youtu.be/jzZWUHvkCNY
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CONTROL Resonant - Obsessive Compulsive Order (Announcement Trailer Music) by Petri Alanko
YouTube video by Remedy Entertainment
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