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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT.

@newzero.bsky.social
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ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK.

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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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The Yetee 🌈 🕊️ @theyetee.com · 21/09/2026
NEW! We’ve got Galactic Beef designed by @henriqtorres.bsky.social and Onion Oni designed by Bruno Mota both #dailytees available for 24 hours only at www.theyetee.com
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KT @bigsamthompson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Here is another photo of Jeff Rosenstock giving the drone a stern talking-to about the surveillance state.
Jeff Rosenstock, talking to a drone.
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KT @bigsamthompson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I feel like this is gonna make it around the internet w/out attribution so, like, if you steal it, just make sure you say it came from me. And tell me. None of the pro photogs were up there for this but one came running, talking into a radio saying, "I have eyes on the drone."
Jeff Rosenstock giving a stern talking-to to a drone
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Casval ☄️🏳️‍⚧️ @redcomets.net · 16/09/2026
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
two very important things came in the mail today: 1. the title for my car which i finally paid off this month. 2. a gameboy game made by @mikehuguenor.bsky.social (which can also be bought on steam)
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
back when i used to play a lot of mtg/commander i had the idea and drafted rules for a 15 player Five Pointed Star Archenemy Emperor Vanguard Planechase game that probably would have taken an entire day to play
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
incredibly compelling strip club sign promises to awaken the little-known fifth sense: tonch
sign outside a strip club in Athens: 
"see
smell
taste
tonch
hear"

tonch❤️
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
i made this last night and shortly after i started i found out that we love katamari came out on july 7th of 2005 so happy belated birthday to we love katamari and the devil that is the cowbear level
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the bizzler @bizzo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
mpregs georg should not have been counted
Academic researchers of ChatGPT user habits stumble upon "extreme outlier" who generated thousands of fanfics about Doki Doki Literature Club! characters giving birth
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
flower man flower man ten foot twenty fucking killing for fun he’s coming he’s coming
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
every single time i get a fresca this goes off in my head as the most mild but insistent pavlov's dog shit
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
can’t wait for the eventual groverhaus movie
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A.Degen Art @adegenart.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Came across this again, drawn in about 2018? 2019?
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
MAMMALS/MANDRILL.GIF
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Strong Bad @strongbadnofoolin.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Homestar is an idiot, but this IS a pretty good learning tool. If you're askin where are the demons/devils? I direct you to the Marshie group.
An image of a "nutrition pyramid" type illustration titled "Munster Food Groups." The pyramid is divided into 4 rows fulla different scary, scary monsters. From the top, it goes: ghosts, werewolves, zombies, vampires, pirates, dragons (Trogdor), sea monsters, aliens, Marshie, and robots.
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octember 🎃🔥 @woketopus.northsky.social · 27/03/2026
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
one useful thing about the skin color emojis is it’s really easy to tell in the work group chats who is probably a bit racist based on which thumbs up emoji they use
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
i have been in full slay the spire mode since the STS2 early access started and Game Is Good. Game Is Really Good. i love the new archetypes for the returning characters (RIP PREPARED BUT IT IS WHAT IT IS) and the new characters are fantastic. i haven’t had a chance to play co-op yet though
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
this is compleately fine
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I have never needed a 2XL t-shirt with a specific image on it more in my life
Shadow the Hedgehog and Bobby Hill witb shotguns
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
TODAYBOR DAY IS SLAYBOR DAY
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
thank you neow
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
and then he hits the double uppercut with "and following that, your next line is... posting a panel from achewood!"
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Hey Jane Austen novel 

Pride and prejudice and knuckles
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
asked for extra animal sauce at in n out and the guy asked how much we wanted and told the guy to do it taco bell style and he delivered
in n out take out bag with probably like three pounds of animal sauce packets in it
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Commander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
"I often try to assign the Communist Manifesto to my students, which is supposed to be the layman's version, but they can't even handle that. So when they start turning in essays on the political history of Shandalar, I just shrug and let it happen. At least they're listening to SOMEONE."
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"Spice8Rack Is Probably Right," Claims Man Who Couldn't Get Through Das Kapital | Commander's Herald
Poughkeepsie, New York -- After sitting through the latest 5 1/2 hour video by Youtuber Spice8Rack about the plane of Segovia and the nightmares of late-stage capitalism, local MtG player and college ...
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
guy who’s been in a coma since january 2011: “BOY I CANT WAIT TO SEE WHAT THEY’VE DONE WITH MAGIC THE GATHERING, INNISTRAD WAS AWESOME”
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
give a spear give a spear give a spear to your child
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
trog was stolen by an unidentified figure, erika disappeared in the night, and baaulp is comatose from green
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
our beautiful baby honeybuns
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
if your massive trailer hitch is going to take up a third of the fucking sidewalk then hey maybe you should consider taking it off
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
are all these tapes sabrina the teenage witch?
youtu.be
Colonel Gentleman about Salem the Cat
YouTube video by theloudrevolution
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
why’s everybody always talking about this michael plastics guy
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
big things happening on wplace
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
kids don’t play with too many knives
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
baldur’s basics 3
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
spotted while out today
arizona humane society license plate on the back of a hyundai that reads “XACABC”
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
an awe inspiring flag blows in the wind on the 4th of shit
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
sodor and glimmora
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Happy Return of the Living Dead Day to all who celebrate
Return of the Living Dead screencap reads: July 3, 1984 5:30 PM eastern daylight time. Then shows a bunch of teens walking
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
air conditioning is out and it is 8 am and already 85 degrees in our apartment
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
basking atop the iron swine
an ornate tree lizard of the sonoran desert basking in the sun atop a small javelina that is fabricated from rusted sheet metal. the javelina is in the dirt and surrounded by foliage.
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
i don’t post much but a couple weeks ago we went on a big trip to yellowstone and montana and saw so many cool and pretty things
the lower falls of yellowstone’s grand canyon with a faint rainbow shining over the waterthe picture focuses on a small pinecone about an inch tall sitting atop a wooden railing in front of one of yellowstone’s thermal features that is best described as a hole filled with really hot muda sign on a wooden railing that reads “SOUR LAKE” in front of the so called sour lake which is a thermal feature of yellowstone, a body of water that is very hot and has a very low pH level of something around 3a picture of a cave wall in montana’s Lewis and Clark Caverns, a cave system found in montana. this features what the guide affectionately refers to as Cave Bacon, which is formations created by mineral rich water dripping down and leaving micro-deposits of minerals over the millennia, as these deposits are built up, they formed what can only be described as skin-like flaps that hang off the sides off the walls. they also look very similar to the fins that can be found beneath some fungi
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Gamechamp @gamechamp.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
People, I know you're super excited for launch but please please *please* have basic courtesy. Some people aren't able to play Switch 2 Welcome Tour at launch and want to go in blind. You should respect them. If you want to discuss the Switch 2's features and specs, give proper spoiler warnings
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WAYNERADIOTV @wayneradio.tv · 01/06/2025
obsessed with this pic I took of dolby. With his legs cropped he’s literally just a new caterpillar species
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
look at that fucking tongue
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