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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT.

@newzero.bsky.social
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ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK.

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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
john keogh’s werewolf gimmick tour poster is one of my band poster white whales
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
maybe we erected the statue too early
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
two very important things came in the mail today: 1. the title for my car which i finally paid off this month. 2. a gameboy game made by @mikehuguenor.bsky.social (which can also be bought on steam)
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
i have such great luck in spotting rare plates like
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
here’s a batshit drawing of the ranges of influence, the text that is on the page behind this one that’s definitely legible looks concerning and that’s because it’s notes taken during an art history class concerning J M W Turner’s painting The Slave Ship
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
this game never happened sadly (probably better that it didn’t) but here’s my rules that mainly pertain to ranges of influence looked
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
i made this last night and shortly after i started i found out that we love katamari came out on july 7th of 2005 so happy belated birthday to we love katamari and the devil that is the cowbear level
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
movies give you big brain but small wallet unless your smart about it…………… youknow what i mean….. Much To Think About.
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
and uh yeah, full spire mode
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
thank you for the beautiful game, having a lot of fun with good boy osty so far
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
TODAYBOR DAY IS SLAYBOR DAY
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
i didn’t get shit man why didnt you say something sooner theyre gonna take my dog away from me that was all the money i had :(((((
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
guess it’s close to $100 these days but it’s pretty decently built, i like mine a lot
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
asked for extra animal sauce at in n out and the guy asked how much we wanted and told the guy to do it taco bell style and he delivered
in n out take out bag with probably like three pounds of animal sauce packets in it
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
our beautiful baby honeybuns
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
if your massive trailer hitch is going to take up a third of the fucking sidewalk then hey maybe you should consider taking it off
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
if you want to be aggressive i’ve been really enjoying the orzhov reanimator/aristocrats commander from LCI, lot of fun things you can do being able to reanimate any permanent type.
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
turns out the other half of the demolished bridge is the only thing off the main island with collision
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
hope you’re havin fun with these guys
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
here ya go
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
big things happening on wplace
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
i've had this running in the background while working today and here's some highlights
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
i missed your stream due to work but god i love songs about fucking jokes
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
spotted while out today
arizona humane society license plate on the back of a hyundai that reads “XACABC”
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
an awe inspiring flag blows in the wind on the 4th of shit
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
basking atop the iron swine
an ornate tree lizard of the sonoran desert basking in the sun atop a small javelina that is fabricated from rusted sheet metal. the javelina is in the dirt and surrounded by foliage.
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
the mineral museum at montana tech has a gorgeous collection of minerals from all over the world, but does contain many samples found within montana. when we were at the mining museum the day before we talked to a tour guide and he said many of the samples were smuggled by miners from local mines
picture taken at the montana tech mineral museum in butte, montana from the mezzanine overlooking several display cases containing minerals. many of the minerals displayed are sourced from within montana itself, which has a very diverse mineral content, others come from all over the world.minerals at the montana tech mineral museum under ultraviolet lights, showcasing the different colors that they glow under such conditions. bright greens, fluorescent pink and red are seen here among others.a large chunk of pyrite with many quartz crystals growing out of itthe exterior of the montana tech mineral museum building. it is a three story brick building constructed in the 1940s. the front features an embellished art deco style cream-colored terra cotta facade with bronze doors that are etched with depictions of the evolution of mining
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
i don’t post much but a couple weeks ago we went on a big trip to yellowstone and montana and saw so many cool and pretty things
the lower falls of yellowstone’s grand canyon with a faint rainbow shining over the waterthe picture focuses on a small pinecone about an inch tall sitting atop a wooden railing in front of one of yellowstone’s thermal features that is best described as a hole filled with really hot muda sign on a wooden railing that reads “SOUR LAKE” in front of the so called sour lake which is a thermal feature of yellowstone, a body of water that is very hot and has a very low pH level of something around 3a picture of a cave wall in montana’s Lewis and Clark Caverns, a cave system found in montana. this features what the guide affectionately refers to as Cave Bacon, which is formations created by mineral rich water dripping down and leaving micro-deposits of minerals over the millennia, as these deposits are built up, they formed what can only be described as skin-like flaps that hang off the sides off the walls. they also look very similar to the fins that can be found beneath some fungi
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
the vape shop down the road had this all-timer recently
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
look at that fucking tongue
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
i found out a very important tumblr url was available this weekend
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Am ready to learn with @socpens.com at #PAXEast2025 !
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
i despise this rat, i hope he flips his stupid little car over into a ditch
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
some of these probably should not go near your butthole
a collection of butt plugs for sale including several with taxidermy chicken and opossum heads attached to them
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
a good man, that mario
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
took honeybuns to the vet for a checkup, she was not happy on the way there but once she got out of her carrier she got comfy
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
hey @baaulp.bsky.social i took this picture of somebody's dad's phone at the death grips/ministry tour shows and it's one of my favorite pictures i've ever taken at a show
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
kinda sad the game's a lot harder to crash now
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
what's your wifi network called, mine costs 12 latinum to connect to per day and then another two per hour of use
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
math the band has some truly transcendent shirts
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
she will observe the Trash Man in a vain attempt to understand him and his inscrutable ways. this leads to confusion, consternation, and ultimately Frustrated Feelings of Inadequacy.
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
this has only ever happened once and i don't see it ever happening again with these two
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
father why must we walk in the rain? it is cold and wet!! well son you see, if we don't you will pee on everything i love and that shit sucks
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
the words brock spamton hit me like a truck and i had to do something about it
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
i saw just the top of this while scrolling and really thought i was looking at a picture of the jean towers thought there was some nine e-denim going on here
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
i just know deep in my heart that karl marx would have loved both rick and morty and the ford expedition
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
twenty years from now, when american capitalist maximalism reaches its peak you can unwind after work and go shop and eat at
logo for the old burlinghetti cheesecoat factory
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
itchy
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