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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT.

@newzero.bsky.social
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ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK.

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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
taller than it’s ever been and now it’s even taller, now it’s even taller, please stop making it taller it’s too tall oh god
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
if you did traditional lighting and not production lighting you could call your llc illumination fixtures and probably end up with a c&d but it would be funny for like five minutes
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
earned that multi-discipline label this year
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i love little toy it is my favorite type of toy. little rubber ninjas i can get for a quarter at the grocery store? yes please i hope i don’t get another of the one with a grappling hook. please give me guy with sword
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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The Yetee 🌈 🕊️ @theyetee.com · 21/09/2026
NEW! We’ve got Galactic Beef designed by @henriqtorres.bsky.social and Onion Oni designed by Bruno Mota both #dailytees available for 24 hours only at www.theyetee.com
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
there’s a tarman sealed in a drum he’d like come and eat us and i think he’ll chew my mind there’s a tarman sealed in a drum they told us send more cops cause they know it’s all futile he told me let the humans lose it eat the humans do it let the zombies eat me
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KT @bigsamthompson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Here is another photo of Jeff Rosenstock giving the drone a stern talking-to about the surveillance state.
Jeff Rosenstock, talking to a drone.
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KT @bigsamthompson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I feel like this is gonna make it around the internet w/out attribution so, like, if you steal it, just make sure you say it came from me. And tell me. None of the pro photogs were up there for this but one came running, talking into a radio saying, "I have eyes on the drone."
Jeff Rosenstock giving a stern talking-to to a drone
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Casval ☄️🏳️‍⚧️ @redcomets.net · 16/09/2026
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
john keogh’s werewolf gimmick tour poster is one of my band poster white whales
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
time to go chill at the library! last time my ac went out and it was 100+, it was definitely a don’t be at home kind of day. anyway happy birthday i hope you find something cool to do
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
feeling betrayed on a tuesday night???
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
it is such a unique and beautiful movie and an absolute joy from start to finish
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
man, you will never guess what i just used your affiliate link to buy because our current one is causing us debilitating physical harm
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
i don’t even play sports games, but charging $40 for any non-new sports game is WILD
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
really enjoying learning about Foodalism in SB’s world. So does SB take place in the Demolition Man world where eventually it will all be Taco Bell or will the food fighting persist until eventually they have games like Dine-asty Warriors where you lead restaurant armies in warfare???
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
maybe we erected the statue too early
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
red ball it gives you beams
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
not having to pay $300 a month anymore is preeeeeetty nice
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
two very important things came in the mail today: 1. the title for my car which i finally paid off this month. 2. a gameboy game made by @mikehuguenor.bsky.social (which can also be bought on steam)
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
i think sebastian is having a good time, SB is probably the most positive male role model in his life right now given his dad situation
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
aaaa!
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
hell yeah
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
the MARXIST plate with the rick and morty sticker kills me every time
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
i have such great luck in spotting rare plates like
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
mancini madness is a portent of whimsy
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
the kind of game that can kill friendships, but i mean if you’ve got five friends you can enjoy a game like that with i’d imagine it could be a fun time
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
here’s a batshit drawing of the ranges of influence, the text that is on the page behind this one that’s definitely legible looks concerning and that’s because it’s notes taken during an art history class concerning J M W Turner’s painting The Slave Ship
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
i made no mention of it but the teammates and emperors would take their turns simultaneously
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
here’s how* god damn it
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
this game never happened sadly (probably better that it didn’t) but here’s my rules that mainly pertain to ranges of influence looked
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
back when i used to play a lot of mtg/commander i had the idea and drafted rules for a 15 player Five Pointed Star Archenemy Emperor Vanguard Planechase game that probably would have taken an entire day to play
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
i made a weird skull guy imgur.com/K0CMSJf
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
incredibly compelling strip club sign promises to awaken the little-known fifth sense: tonch
sign outside a strip club in Athens: 
"see
smell
taste
tonch
hear"

tonch❤️
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
i made this last night and shortly after i started i found out that we love katamari came out on july 7th of 2005 so happy belated birthday to we love katamari and the devil that is the cowbear level
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
swan boy has also probably had the thought that the MANUSCRIPT REPLICA line in rolodex propaganda kinda sounds like mc bat commander
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the bizzler @bizzo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
mpregs georg should not have been counted
Academic researchers of ChatGPT user habits stumble upon "extreme outlier" who generated thousands of fanfics about Doki Doki Literature Club! characters giving birth
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
flower man flower man ten foot twenty fucking killing for fun he’s coming he’s coming
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
every single time i get a fresca this goes off in my head as the most mild but insistent pavlov's dog shit
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
i finally got around to watching the Bomb the Music Industry documentary the other day so i’ve been on both ends of the spectrum here with Goodbye Cool World! which turns 20 later this year!!!!! and of course Vacation which is just such a wonderful summer album
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
putting smash mouth goatee jabberjaw from the cn groovies music video on a poster in a dirty alley where you flirt with a coworker in my workplace fantasy hentai vn
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
can’t wait for the eventual groverhaus movie
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
movies give you big brain but small wallet unless your smart about it…………… youknow what i mean….. Much To Think About.
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A.Degen Art @adegenart.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Came across this again, drawn in about 2018? 2019?
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
MAMMALS/MANDRILL.GIF
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Strong Bad @strongbadnofoolin.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Homestar is an idiot, but this IS a pretty good learning tool. If you're askin where are the demons/devils? I direct you to the Marshie group.
An image of a "nutrition pyramid" type illustration titled "Munster Food Groups." The pyramid is divided into 4 rows fulla different scary, scary monsters. From the top, it goes: ghosts, werewolves, zombies, vampires, pirates, dragons (Trogdor), sea monsters, aliens, Marshie, and robots.
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
return coins are so busted
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. @newzero.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
wait did this finally come out oh my god
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