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Moxxie Possum

@newtpollution.bsky.social
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A Muppet. A rat. A one man show. 30something || they/them

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 16/09/2023
They laugh because I'm different. I laugh because I'm reading Marmaduke. That dog is outrageous
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Jun ★ @jun-hug.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pumpkin harvest season! #humanartist #catart #fall #halloween
A digital illustration of two cats, white longhair and brown shorthair. Cats are on both sides of a big orange pumpkin. Surrounding them are pumpkin leaves and flowers.
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Charliedzilla @charliedzilla.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tadpole Vax
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Shaved 5 minutes off my morning routine by brushing my teeth and riding the mechanical duck outside the supermarket at the same time
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Jun ★ @jun-hug.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You're the apple of my eye! #inktober2026 #inktober #humanart
A digital illustration of my cat ocs, Star and Sunshine in an apple orchard. Both cats are lying down, curled on grass filled with fallen leaves and apples. There is a text "The apple of my eye" written around the cats.
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Avalon🍎 @applecrone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The return of the child bearing hips
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
when i mention "claude" you can assume i'm talking about the albino alligator not the llm
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows a brain. The brain is saying "I'm 30 and YOUNG! I only recently fully developed!"
The second panel shows a heart. The heart says "I hear ya! I can keep going for DECADES more!"
The third panel shows a spine's face. It weakly says, "I am old".
We zoom out and the spine is using a walker. It continues, "so very old".
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Moxxie Possum @newtpollution.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My guts are so fucked up that I drank an entire bottle of magnesium citrate four hours ago and my body's response has been 🤷
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 12/09/2026
Shana Tova, Illinois! As we celebrate Rosh Hashanah, I want to wish you all a sweet new year filled with health, happiness, and blessings.
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
When they christen a ship are they smacking the bottle into the ship’s face or it’s lil ass
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Avalon🍎 @applecrone.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The most pregnant coded man I cannot
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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Laz @laz1985.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
If you live in North Carolina and have been to a petting zoo this week, you might have been exposed to rabies.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
surely the world doesn’t need any more white assholes
a jar of “intimate area whitening gel”
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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.
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Moxxie Possum @newtpollution.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It's been 12 days since I should have gotten my last paycheck from my previous job. 🫠😤🫩
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Where Is My Money Meme
ALT: Where Is My Money Meme
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Moxxie Possum @newtpollution.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This week fucking blows
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johnedwinmason @johnedwinmason.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One more great thing about Dolly. She was a paid-up union member — American Federation of Musicians, Local 257, Nashville. And she had been for 58 years. www.afm.org/2026/08/afm-...
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AFM Statement on the Passing of Dolly Parton
Today, the entire community of professional musicians mourns the loss of an irreplaceable icon and a generous heart: Dolly Parton. While the world knows her as a global superstar and philanthropist…
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moonlit milly 🌕 GWF prep @mischiefmilly.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
this sentiment is definitely applicable here
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i think ppl would be a lot happier and better-adjusted on here if they realized that being online on a website is like being in any other casual public space full of people. if u walk into walmart u dont immediately think to yourself “i have to be friends with everyone in this walmart and if not everyone likes me i’m a failure” and u really shouldn’t feel that way online either. likewise if there’s a guy in the walmart parking lot shouting obscenities u probably wouldn’t answer him and that’s literally an exact equivalent to some of the weird stuff that people on here seem to feel they’re obligated to respond to.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/08/2026
Man Doesn’t Like Who He Becomes When He’s Around Salsa theonion.com/man-doesnt-like-who-he…
Man Doesn’t Like Who He Becomes When He’s Around Salsa
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NPR @npr.org · 17/08/2026
New bans on using student IDs for voting in Indiana and New Hampshire have sparked lawsuits after creating the latest hurdles to the ballot box for the U.S. voting-age group least likely to vote. n.pr/3UlC1jA
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Can a student ID be used for voting? More Republican-led states are banning it
New bans on using student IDs for voting in Indiana and New Hampshire have sparked lawsuits after creating the latest hurdles to the ballot box for the U.S. voting-age group least likely to vote.
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LoesDH @loes.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
“Despite their protestations, Rowling stands to make an estimated $20 million a year from her involvement with the show, which she can funnel directly into the legal fund she started for “individuals and organisations fighting to retain women’s sex-based rights in the workplace.”
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈✈️ @lukeacl.com · 11/08/2026
Let’s be crystal crystal clear here. Any single person, entity, or organisation that is involved with anything Harry Potter in 2026 deserves to be and should be cancelled. If this is true, fuck Nicholas Hoult.
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Felted Hearts (COMMS OPEN) @felthearts4.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I have an ACGgoods shop!!! AAAHH! Made a new Val sticker! More things coming soon, I promise! acggoods.com/store/felthe...
A screenshot of a round sticker mockup. Valentino's head is in the middle with his long, drooly tongue snaking out to circle around some pieces of cut mango. The word "mango" hovers over him, while hearts sit under him. The backdrop is purple and there are holographic stars overlayed.
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Inbal Breda @greyannis.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Might as well post it here! A magical girl animation I've been slowly chipping at over the weekends for ages.
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Moxxie Possum @newtpollution.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I am proud to say that after much hard work and many years of dedication, I have the physique of a celebrity.
Henry Zebrowski of the Last Podcast on the Left Podcast standing up in front of a conspiracy board wearing Mormon undergarments as part of a bit. He is visibly out of shape, short and hairy. (Sorry, Henry, I love you AND look like you!)
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🦑 Miles 🦑 DTIYS until 15 Jan! @helluva-squid.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Lucifer: I'm the serpent, I'm the flame, the mortal world is scared to say my name Also Lucifer: #hazbinhotel #lucifer
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Picture of Brian and friends and deviled eggs 
The text
"You can just make deviled eggs. There doesn't need to be a party"
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Hotarushka 🌸 Comms open! @hotarushka.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
"You’re living for the rush, for that royal flush..." How I love him🤲 #angeldust #hazbinhotel #fanart #art
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 05/08/2026
Boeing 777
[A Nordwind Airlines Boeing 777 airplane in flight against a clear blue sky.]

Boeinginging 777
[The same Nordwind Airlines Boeing 777 airplane edited so that its fuselage is replaced with a metal coil spring.]
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Moxxie Possum @newtpollution.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
My entire college career was derailed because a friend I made the first semester of my freshman year reported me to the head of ResLife after I had a panic attack and asked her for help grounding myself in reality. Just found out this girl is now a licensed psychologist. 🫠
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Kazu @fangirlkazu.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Crunchyroll uploaded the full Yuri on Ice series for free on Youtube for 30 days in all dubs and subs because of the 10th anniversary! youtu.be/RHcNvcqX024?...
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Yuri!!! on ICE Full Series 10th Anniversary Marathon | Available for 30 Days
YouTube video by Crunchyroll
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januariat @januariat.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
a matching set ♥️💙 #superbat #superman #batman #dc
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Moxxie Possum @newtpollution.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I'm bleeding heavily, my assistants have been out sick all week, and I only have five days left at my current job, so naturally my boss has picked today to be up my ass with her old bullshit. I cannot wait to be done here, I hope every family left at this center leaves.
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Grebcomics 🐸 @grebcomics.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
full of soup 🍲
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/07/2026
It Only Tuesday theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-181956…
It Only Tuesday
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mark magark @markedly.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Why didn’t the Trojan horse include a penis. Huge tactical oversight. Coulda fit way more dudes in that horse’s dick
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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 17/07/2026
a few good Jessica’s
A digital illustration of 6 versions of doodles of Jessica Rabbit: short, fat, flat-chested, black, asian, and masc.
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rednoonsun @rednoonsun.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Omega Kirk and (Alpha) Spock 😊 #spirk #omegaverse
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Moxxie Possum @newtpollution.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I have had a headache because of this smoke for days. If the air is this bad in Chicago, I cannot imagine how bad it is for my Canadian people. Stay safe, mask up if you have to go outside, and kick a climate denier in the nuts
A picture of an air quality index alert in the very dark red, listing air quality conditions as hazardous, followed by the number 339
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Moxxie Possum @newtpollution.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
paypal.me/newtpollution I just got my finances absolutely gutted by a collection agency over a hospital bill, so if anyone wants to help me buy groceries this month, literally anything helps at this point
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Pay Taylor Cantrell using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/newtpollution and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
OFFICIAL: Sen. Mitch McConnell's team has confirmed that he WILL be participating in the Home Run Derby during the MLB All-Star festivities.
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Smosh Out of Context @smoshclips.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Gofundme for Jackie: gofund.me/4f17d177d
Gofundme screenshot that has a picture of Jackie and text that reads “help Jackie, Berry, & Olive Rebuild After Fire”
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
i’m sorry but ‘literally died of hard heartedness’ is the most hack writing yet in an already weak season
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Lola Sebastian @lola.nebula.tv · 12/07/2026
the Bone Farmer comic
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I Scream Ridge @eileen4ever.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
‘guy who died while we were waiting to hear if another guy died’ while we’re actually waiting for another another guy to die
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