iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Neil Doesn't Know @neildoesntknow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I’ll tell you what, if there’s any problem my brain can’t solve during the day, it’s going to do its damndest to solve it the minute I lay down and turn off the lights

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Neil Doesn't Know @neildoesntknow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Once again begging sites like Bluesky to give me the option to boost posts about good sports (baseball) and ignore the terrible ones like football

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Neil Doesn't Know @neildoesntknow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I won’t be volunteering for my kid’s activities if your image is AI. I’ll do as much work as you were willing to do, which is apparently, none.

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Neil Doesn't Know @neildoesntknow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I’ve also altered my user agreement which says I’ll keep paying my tier but I’m gonna watch everything on whatever platform I want 🏴‍☠️

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Neil Doesn't Know @neildoesntknow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Our parents couldn’t afford the cool toys when we were kids and now we can’t afford houses so fuck it we’re gonna buy legos and action figures like we always wanted

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Neil Doesn't Know @neildoesntknow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I got blocked by the stupidest person I met today, oh no

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Neil Doesn't Know @neildoesntknow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Lol you actually think successful millionaires use polymarket?

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Neil Doesn't Know @neildoesntknow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The MLB season goes from March to September FYI

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Neil Doesn't Know @neildoesntknow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

There’s that sweet swing I was hearing about

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

You’re boycotting Ed Sheeran because he’s pro-Israel. I’m boycotting Ed Sheeran because his music is bad.

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Neil Doesn't Know @neildoesntknow.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I would like to hear less about men please

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Neil Doesn't Know @neildoesntknow.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Downgrade a movie: Wayne’s Neighborhood

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Neil Doesn't Know @neildoesntknow.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

The fact it’s still that high is an indictment of the entire American League

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Neil Doesn't Know @neildoesntknow.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I am a MLB TV subscriber and I would pay double if the stream automatically muted the commercial breaks

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Neil Doesn't Know @neildoesntknow.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I think it’s ok if I don’t know everything about everyone who’s famous. In fact I think it’s fine if I don’t know everything about people I already know

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Neil Doesn't Know @neildoesntknow.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

One of the neighborhood moms has invited our 8 year old over to have a movie night with a bunch of kids multiple times this summer, and every time we come over it turns out she has promised a movie that’s not yet in theaters and can’t figure out why she can’t find a stream

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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Oi! We saw you from across the bar and your vibe is TERRIBLE.

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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

A.I. just helps people who don't want to write make things people don't want to read

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Neil Doesn't Know @neildoesntknow.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Wait until you hear about former Twins superstar Kevin Slowey

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Neil Doesn't Know @neildoesntknow.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

The only thing worse than today’s Wordle word was googling it afterward and finding out what it is 🤢

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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

[peering out the window as blood rains from the sky] we needed this

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Neil Doesn't Know @neildoesntknow.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Is… is the best movie of 2026 the fucking Sheep Detectives?

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Neil Doesn't Know @neildoesntknow.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

“It was like coming this close to your dreams… then watch it brush past you, like losing an over/under on the Brewers in July”

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Neil Doesn't Know @neildoesntknow.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

If people like FanDuel they deserve to be miserable

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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

People will come Ray. They'll come to Iowa for reasons they can't even fathom. They'll arrive at your door as innocent as children, longing for the past. "We won't mind if you look around," you'll say. "It's only $20 per person. Plus you can get $50 in free bets when you sign up for an account."

An outfielder tries to make a catch in the Field of Dreams game up against a fence advertising for FanDuel

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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

My biggest Loser opinion which I nevertheless believe to be true is that early morning wake ups are a disease which should not be encouraged by society. 8 AM should be the equivalent of the crack of dawn in the new utopia

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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Anna and Elsa's story in the first Frozen is fundamentally a story about the dangers of homeschooling. In this essay

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Neil Doesn't Know @neildoesntknow.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Serial TV *generally* falls into two categories: 1.) “You HAVE to watch this” and 2.) “Remember watching this??” GoT properties and Ted Lasso both fall into the latter category

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Neil Doesn't Know @neildoesntknow.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I wasn’t fooled by new Game of Thrones and I shall not be fooled by new Ted Lasso

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

AI pictures of food look like what an alien would serve to you if they were trying to be polite but only had the meal described to them by another alien

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BK? @whitesox.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I can’t believe the White Sox are ruining the sport of baseball.

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As of today, the White Sox would get a first-round bye but the Dodgers would not

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Saddest sight in the world is a wife without crow's feet. That's a husband who's not delivering the laughs

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thesixler @thesixler.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I tell people I’m not a dog person but what I mean is I’m not a dog owner person

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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 03/08/2026

What bugs me about Dodger Discourse is that it shifts the focus off of genuine malfeasance by other teams. The Tigers just quasi-quit on a playoff race that they're very much still in! Who did that to their fans? It wasn't Boras, Manfred, or the LAD

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Neil Doesn't Know @neildoesntknow.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Im glad it brought you existential relief in some way

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Neil Doesn't Know @neildoesntknow.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

“It’s a testament to the resilience of hope. It’s a testament to the human spirit.” - @kvanaren.bsky.social, in an episode about Stuart Fails to Save the Universe Five stars, no notes

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Neil Doesn't Know @neildoesntknow.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Dear phone: I have never, not once in my entire life, intentionally typed: “Greta to hear from you.”

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Neil Doesn't Know @neildoesntknow.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I love the videos when they ask pitchers how many normal folks could get a hit off them in 100 pitches and their answer is always “zero.”

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Neil Doesn't Know @neildoesntknow.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

My onscreen pair was CZ-J and Antonio Banderas, both at the height of their powers in Zorro

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