iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Neil Doesn't Know @neildoesntknow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I won’t be volunteering for my kid’s activities if your image is AI. I’ll do as much work as you were willing to do, which is apparently, none.

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

You’re boycotting Ed Sheeran because he’s pro-Israel. I’m boycotting Ed Sheeran because his music is bad.

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Neil Doesn't Know @neildoesntknow.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Downgrade a movie: Wayne’s Neighborhood

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Neil Doesn't Know @neildoesntknow.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I am a MLB TV subscriber and I would pay double if the stream automatically muted the commercial breaks

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Neil Doesn't Know @neildoesntknow.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I think it’s ok if I don’t know everything about everyone who’s famous. In fact I think it’s fine if I don’t know everything about people I already know

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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Oi! We saw you from across the bar and your vibe is TERRIBLE.

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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

A.I. just helps people who don't want to write make things people don't want to read

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Neil Doesn't Know @neildoesntknow.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

The only thing worse than today’s Wordle word was googling it afterward and finding out what it is 🤢

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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

[peering out the window as blood rains from the sky] we needed this

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Neil Doesn't Know @neildoesntknow.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Is… is the best movie of 2026 the fucking Sheep Detectives?

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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

People will come Ray. They'll come to Iowa for reasons they can't even fathom. They'll arrive at your door as innocent as children, longing for the past. "We won't mind if you look around," you'll say. "It's only $20 per person. Plus you can get $50 in free bets when you sign up for an account."

An outfielder tries to make a catch in the Field of Dreams game up against a fence advertising for FanDuel

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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

My biggest Loser opinion which I nevertheless believe to be true is that early morning wake ups are a disease which should not be encouraged by society. 8 AM should be the equivalent of the crack of dawn in the new utopia

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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Anna and Elsa's story in the first Frozen is fundamentally a story about the dangers of homeschooling. In this essay

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Neil Doesn't Know @neildoesntknow.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I wasn’t fooled by new Game of Thrones and I shall not be fooled by new Ted Lasso

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

AI pictures of food look like what an alien would serve to you if they were trying to be polite but only had the meal described to them by another alien

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BK? @whitesox.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I can’t believe the White Sox are ruining the sport of baseball.

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As of today, the White Sox would get a first-round bye but the Dodgers would not

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Saddest sight in the world is a wife without crow's feet. That's a husband who's not delivering the laughs

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thesixler @thesixler.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I tell people I’m not a dog person but what I mean is I’m not a dog owner person

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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 03/08/2026

What bugs me about Dodger Discourse is that it shifts the focus off of genuine malfeasance by other teams. The Tigers just quasi-quit on a playoff race that they're very much still in! Who did that to their fans? It wasn't Boras, Manfred, or the LAD

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Neil Doesn't Know @neildoesntknow.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Dear phone: I have never, not once in my entire life, intentionally typed: “Greta to hear from you.”

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Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Apparently, we're arguing about tipping again, so I'll repeat what I always say: if you're in a culture that tips, you tip. Your theoretical economic reform theory has no bearing on the present reality, and when you use it as an excuse for not tipping, you tell people what a dick you are. 1/2

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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Meta are sending Fucko the Knife Robot to stab you in the knee. To disable go to Accounts> Settings> Robots> Knife Robots> Fucko> Opt Out

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Matthew Dow Smith @matthewdowsmith.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Never forget that they had to spend trillions of dollars, build massive data centers, consume millions of galloons of water and insane amounts of electricity, just to kind of do what you can do better with your imagination and a cup of coffee. That's how envious they are of what you can do.

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Neil Doesn't Know @neildoesntknow.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Congrats to my favorite World Cup team, “Anyone but Argentina”

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Neil Doesn't Know @neildoesntknow.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Could someone inform the drivers of the State of New Jersey that the passing lane is for passing and not a promise to maybe possibly maybe speed up sometime in the distant future

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Neil Doesn't Know @neildoesntknow.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

A bunch of folks in Los Angeles meet each other while having the weirdest day

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Neil Doesn't Know @neildoesntknow.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

There are many problems with the Argentina squad, but the biggest tell about how shitty they are is how no one on their own squad slapped Barco before Bellingham was forced to

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Fran @franwrites.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Netflix and MLB tried every possible way to ruin a fun event, and they would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those meddling mashers.

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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

fatality www.instagram.com/p/DasR6g-lZB...

Just woke up to find out Lindsey Graham is dead?? lol??? Most of you know him as the homophobic senator from South Carolina but to me he will always be the man who paid a twinky pre-transition college student ( ) a fat
stack of cash to do unspeakable things to him in a hotel room while he wore red lingerie

It is a canon trans event to have far right freaks bankrolling you & then turning around and voting against you. People loooooove to judge us for it but I never see them opening their wallets!!! Shoutout to s*x workers everywhere forced to humanize their enemies just to make rent.

It is an absolute mindfvck too me that one of the reasons I have any semblance of financial security (& a lack of student loans) is because of this man.

At the time I had no idea who he was, and I only figured it out because another group of twinks leaked Lady G to the media. Some queers tried to grandstand critique this, saying we shouldn't "out" people. I believe bigots with power deserve no peace or privacy, especially when they hold public office. I'm glad they did it. Icons, forever.

Anyway, if you've ever enjoyed what I do on the internet know that it is in part because of Lindsey's generous donation over a decade ago. If I've ever sent you $ for something know that was kickstarted by the now deceased sissy senator from South Carolina.

Lindsey, rest in hell for what you did to our community.

I will continue to love queer and trans people harder than you ever hated us. You loved every second of our time together and now everyone knows

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Neil Doesn't Know @neildoesntknow.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

They’ll just do anything to keep from admitting Mitch is dead huh

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Neil Doesn't Know @neildoesntknow.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

France v Spain and England v Argentina Cool I won't know who won the world cup until the next one, peace

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Neil Doesn't Know @neildoesntknow.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Fuck Argentina in every way possible

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Lamentation (flipped, detail), by Gerard David, 1515-23, 📸 by Roberto Schmidt

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Neil Doesn't Know @neildoesntknow.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Every Connections category should have been yellow today

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Neil Doesn't Know @neildoesntknow.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I think this USA squad would have played better without Balogun being reinstated, I don’t know why, but they couldn’t have played any worse

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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 06/07/2026

<repeatedly, in the middle of one of the best sporting events the world will see all decade> "JAMES CORDEN IS ALSO HERE"

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Neil Doesn't Know @neildoesntknow.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Extremely easy idea for the next World Cup or Olympics… please make the emoji flags searchable by the name of the country? Why isn’t this a thing

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Neil Doesn't Know @neildoesntknow.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Swities will constantly berate us for letting her "live rent free" in our heads while she shuts down one of the busiest parts of the city to have the gaudiest "look at me" event possible.

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Neil Doesn't Know @neildoesntknow.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

At this point I'd pay a subscription service for some African commentators to break up these imperialist British nonces

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Roxane Gay @roxanegay.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

This birthright ruling is why I just refuse to tolerate all the Democrat garment rending over NY voters choosing progressive candidates. They are incapable of governing in this moment. The politics of appeasement and centrism gets us to a 5-4 decision on the constitutional question.

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

MEL BROOKS IS ALIVE PLEASE BEAR THAT IN MIND WHEN YOU SEE BIRTHDAY POSTS ABOUT HIM TODAY I REPEAT MEL BROOKS IS VERY MUCH ALIVE

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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

The crazy thing is that for most of my life I would go ten, fifteen, sometimes even thirty minutes at a time without thinking about the Reflecting Pool.

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Neil Doesn't Know @neildoesntknow.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

I don't give a shit about paint. I don't give a shit about algae. Wake me when people actually start reporting on the reflecting pool story as the money laundering that it is.

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June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 19/06/2026

lmao poor yorick. they got his ass

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