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Neil Dutton

@ndutton13.bsky.social
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Dad. NFL Fantasy Football scribbler for RotoViz, 4for4 Football, PlayerProfiler. Contributor to Gridiron Magazine. Dogged opening batter with a penchant for the forward defensive. Really needs a sarcasm font.

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Neil Dutton @ndutton13.bsky.social · 17h
Aren’t we all…
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 17h
Louis Armstrong has underrated crowd work
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Neil Dutton @ndutton13.bsky.social · 18h
@elizabethammon.bsky.social Looking forward to diving into this one.
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Bryan Toporek @btoporek.bsky.social · 23h
If AI does wipe out humanity, at least we’d never have to watch the Philadelphia Eagles play offense again?
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Alonzo Mourning's Disappointment on the Bench
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Brandon Lee Gowton @brandonleegowton.bsky.social · 23h
The Cowboys had 28 second half points against the Texans in Week 4. The Eagles have 20 second half points through four games this season. (H/t Reuben Frank)
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Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Belinda Carlisle & me? We dream the same dreams, we want the same things. THIRTEEN TIMES she’s outbid me on eBay
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Jon @arfmeasures.bsky.social · 10/05/2023
Wife: use the newspaper to get that spider down Me *reads the news out loud* Spider *depressed* holy shit
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Neil Dutton @ndutton13.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Rule of cool, play should stand
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Neil Dutton @ndutton13.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There has been a Chargering
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Jesus Zoidberg: Panic in Philly, I asked for an autograph @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am a pro Hurts guy, but you can't be in the league for that many years and the opponent just say, yeah, we're going to blitz you every third down. There has to be answers.
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Jourdan Rodrigue @jourdanrodrigue.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Take out the Seahawks/Chargers cartridge, blow on it, start the game over
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Neil Dutton @ndutton13.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
See you at Tottenham next Sunday, James…
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Jimmy Kempski @jimmykempski.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Finished 0/12.
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Patrick Daugherty @rotopat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Eagles are weary, let them rest
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Marcas Grant @marcasg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Rams have been trash on offense all day and the Eagles are trying to hand them the game anyway.
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Jourdan Rodrigue @jourdanrodrigue.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Deone Walker is a human eclipse.” - GREAT call by Ian Eagle omg
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This place is annoying as hell M-F but I love weekends on Bluesky The Sports App
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Jimmy Kempski @jimmykempski.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Q pedaling on the hard setting on the bike.
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Neil Dutton @ndutton13.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Darius Cooper WR1 week incoming
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Ben Natan @thebennatan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Middle of the field
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Jimmy Kempski @jimmykempski.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fans just reacted with a loud "OHHHHHH!" on the closer look at the Cooper catch on the big screen.
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Kevin Tompkins @ktompkinsii.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Look, all it took was 256 redzone snaps for the Packers
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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don't mind one London Calling drop even if I'm going to roll my eyes a little bit but making it bumper music like three times in one broadcast?Booooo! Get new material!
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Neil Dutton @ndutton13.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Tom Cruise's Maverick Salute
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Neil Dutton @ndutton13.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh she always does
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Neil Dutton @ndutton13.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We’re on to Tottenham.
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Neil Dutton @ndutton13.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh she loves that hat, this daughter of mine.
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Neil Dutton @ndutton13.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hands up if you’ve had a better game than Sauce Gardner.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
my wife is a Huskies fan and a Seahawks fan and when you mention Marcus Mariota she looks like a kid in Chitty Chitty bang Bang who just saw the Child Catcher through the window
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Neil Dutton @ndutton13.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“And just £500 a ticket, accessible for all.”
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Neil Dutton @ndutton13.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wayne Rooney truly letting the side down by wearing a half and half scarf at this game.
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fraser ramon @fraserramon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
You know nothing about cheesecake
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Marcas Grant @marcasg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This Commanders offense has two outcomes: 1. Kaliakmanis hits a huge play. 2. Kaliakmanis takes a huge hit.
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Since Bluesky is the official app of sports, I thought I'd share this General Sports starter pack with the new folks bsky.app/starter-pack...
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Neil Dutton @ndutton13.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It certainly isn’t Hot Sauce he’s putting on things amirite
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Zac Reed @tacitassassin13.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Daniel Jones with more giveaways than @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social End of Summer…
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Neil Dutton @ndutton13.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Never No Way
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Marcas Grant @marcasg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Neil Dutton @ndutton13.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You’ve made that name up.
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Neil Dutton @ndutton13.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Colts commitment to short of the sticks passing on 3rd down is unwavering.
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Neil Dutton @ndutton13.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
London fans trying to work out how we’d react if ever a “normal” game broke out on these shores.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
so far Daniel Jones lost a fumble and Dan Quinn has refused points, it's been 12 min and we've given them the entire Colts-Commanders experience already
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Neil Dutton @ndutton13.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Sherlock (Benedict Cumberbatch) Angrily Sips Tea for England
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Neil Dutton @ndutton13.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Once again, thank you sending us your most elite players…
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Neil Dutton @ndutton13.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In honour of playing in the UK the Colts offense is playing in the style of the Chuckle Brothers.
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useless username @uselessusername.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Death or glory. I'm not making two stops.
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Neil Dutton @ndutton13.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
While the Cokeheads Weep, those in need of tight end help this week should consider Darren Waller.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me: This is the worst. Tomorrow: Wrong.
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ME: What's your favourite Olympic event? WIFE: Discus ME: Omg I would if you'd answer my question, Sharon
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Neil Dutton @ndutton13.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey Remember Caleb Sturgis?
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