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Nigel

@ncw8.bsky.social
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Long time resident of Switzerland, fan of SF and Alternate History, and occasional purveyor of dad jokes.

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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It looks like she’s been cowed
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They seem pretty confident that nothing better will be made in the next 74 years
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Jason Heeley @jaseheeley.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Whoever ends up making the next series of Doctor Who, I hope they use some of that screen time to address the legitimate concerns of the Daleks.
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
He’s a lumberjack and he’s OK
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When the invading aliens build their HQ at the Tower of London, this is what it would look like
The Shard behind the Tower of London
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🎵 Chick, chick, chick to the Loo
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Make a band Edible Durian Durian
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Don’t you hate it when you go to a demonstration and everyone else is wearing the same costume
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Admiral Ackbar: It's A Trap Meme
Alt: Admiral Ackbar: It's A Trap Meme
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favourite movie that came out when you were 20 years old? Have to say that I’m a bit spoiled for choice
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Amadeus: Mozart's Playful Laugh
Alt: Amadeus: Mozart's Playful Laugh
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Change a Letter change a Movie Alice in Sunderland OK, technically two letters, but worth it
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: A man visits a small town where every day is the same
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Like the ‘sickos’ meme, except he should be labelled ‘fans of ecclesiastical architecture’ and saying “oh, goodness, yes”
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Chefs kiss
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Saint Stinky @saint-stinky.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly on the Johnny Carson show in 1979.
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Buckingham Palace band playing 9 to 5 for Dolly Parton
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky from your camera roll. It’s the partial eclipse from 12-Aug
Partial eclipse 12-Aug-26 taken from Switzerland
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Optimist: the cup is half full Pessimist: the cup is half empty Quantum Physicist: you don’t know how full the cup is until you take the lid off
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
According to Farage, the Police have stated that they have him under close observation. He said, “They told me, ‘Every move you make and every vow you break. Every smile you fake, every claim you stake, I'll be watching you’.”
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b3ta @b3ta.com · 11/08/2026
Artist: HappyToast b3ta.com/board/11430137 From the 'Comic Book Characters on TV ' challenge b3ta.com/challenge/comicbookcharact… #ComicBookCharactersOnTV
An image made by HappyToast posted on B3ta, front paged by the moderators, and reposted on Bluesky by code automatically.
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Are you sure it’s not RatGpt?
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
It might need a little updating as now @hntdove.bsky.social can be found on BlueSky
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
My head canon for #StarTrek SNW is that Pelia was a fan of #DoctorWho back in the twentieth century. She enjoys throwing Dr Who references into her conversation, knowing that no-one else remembers it. She’s probably got a full copy of The Dalek’s Masterplan in her collection
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Basel Stadt keeps trying to reunify with Basel Land. It’s been nearly 200 years now since the separation - time to return to being a full Canton
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Adam Bullock @adambullock.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
You guys are working on getting His Maj in for a quick couple of box sets, right...?
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The Colonel-in-Chief of the Norwegian Kings Guard, Brigadier Sir Nils Olav, has been held captive in Edinburgh since 1972.
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Musk just has a hard time wrapping his head around a story where a man’s wife and child care if he comes home
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
When she finished her laundry she was all in a quandary And made it for the street like a hare
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
My proposed Minister for AI:
Marvin the Paranoid Android
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Maybe I have a joke about Theseus - can someone throw me a line here?
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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I made this because as far as I can see nobody else has?
Skegness is so bracing but I've made him into Count Binface and it says Clacton is SO Binface
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Trafalgar Square’s tree this Christmas.
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 11/07/2026
I like Ed Davey
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Anthony Zacharzewski @anthonyzach.be · 10/07/2026
Nothing says “this insurance company knows my country” than using an AI generated map of Belgium that puts Ghent in Wallonie, gives us two Namurs and a south coast on the Med.
Absolutely shit map of a country roughly the shape of Belgium with three regions, and Brussels in the middle but absolutely nothing else is right.
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Northern & proud 👊 @gazlancs.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Unbelievable, just when you think they can't sink any lower Sky news have doorstepped Count Binfaces family😆
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Live your life so that at the end, when you are hospitalized and people are debating if you are dead, very nearly dead, or brain-dead but still breathing restfully, the matter isn't an endless source of internet comedy, contempt-filled criticism and weekend-at-Bernie jokes.
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Galaxy Quest's Dangerous Path
Alt: Galaxy Quest's Dangerous Path
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Kennedy, Nixon, Muhammad Ali, Taylor Swift. Ronald Reagan, can you hear me? Ronald Reagan … your boys took a hell of a beating!
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Amazing that they are both shooting President Donald J Trump. At least they agree on something
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The Rise of Boomer Socialism
Herald newspaper headline for 1945 UK Labour election victory
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Dr Kat Day (she/her) 🌖 @chronicleflask.katday.com · 31/05/2026
Love this bit on Ai from the Royal Society. A classic case of the probability engine getting itself in a mess and revealing its complete lack of understanding
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Ash Preston @theashpreston.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
You know what we don't talk enough about? Queen & Annie Lennox/David Bowie rehearsing 'Under Pressure' in 1992. So much going on! Everyone's clothes, Bowie with a lit cig throughout, where Annie PROPER GOES FOR IT, George Michael singing along in the background. The amazing vocals. Yes, please!
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Star Trek Animated Series title screen with the title “Have you tried transporting them down and then transporting them back again?”
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
DS9 title screen with the title “Simple Tailor, Soldier, Spy”
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
A Mandalorian is a male sports car with gull wing doors Grogu is the Polish word for Grog
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Alternate title for “The Deadly Years”
Star Trek original series title screen with the title “Those Old Scientists”
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Pick a Bond from the photos you already have in your phone. Cheating a bit, but I genuinely did have this on my phone. So take your pick from six Bonds
Movie poster from the Sixties Casino Royale
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
slightly increase a band Medium Faces
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
They should have kept the earlier version of the script where Princess Leia had a brother called Windy, and Han Solo was a large green alien
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
#maythe4th
Star Trek droid X2N8
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