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Nigel

@ncw8.bsky.social
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Long time resident of Switzerland, fan of SF and Alternate History, and occasional purveyor of dad jokes.

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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 2h
Pumpkin Spouse
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 2h
The Unbearable Lightness of Being John Malkovich
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He’s going to give you a Hard Starmer
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Damned bear stole my sandwich!”
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Jealous Guy by Roxy Music
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Roxy Music - Jealous Guy (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by RoxyMusicVEVO
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is a depiction of Doctor Who made by the Scorchies
Cover of the Scorchies audio-drama.

Do not listen to it. Turn over to the other channel. Even if it’s Space 1999, this time it’s worth it
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Children of the Stones Even the theme tune was unnerving youtu.be/2ESVIkg8MsQ?...
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Classic TV Theme: Children of the Stones
YouTube video by David Gideon
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I thought that the first rule of robot is you don’t talk about robot club, or through inaction allow robot club to be talked about
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That’s why British tanks are fitted with water heaters to make tea, whenever a mild stimulant is required
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ant Arachnid Adder Alsatian
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ah, yes, the Bayeux Tapestry. Famously made by Anglo-Saxons
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Remember, that’s Comics with a Holy C
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
She’d probably prefer a Bard Owl that would just sing to her
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s dreadful. It should be a cup of Earl Grey tea
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lower Decks did their own puppet episode earlier, and Dr T’Ana even says that this wasn’t the first case she dealt with. So they could have just leant into that and have the crew really turn into puppets. That would be better than the “it was all a dream” framing
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Within the UK, if you were going somewhere new, you’d get directions from locals.These frequently involved pub names (“Turn right at the Red Lion”), including pubs that had changed their name, or been demolished.
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thinking about it, it’s not something that is specific to SNW, though it’s rarer in previous series. The DS9 episode Beyond the Stars is a victim to it as well. It’s overlooked because it is such a good story, but really it’s not a good Star Trek story
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And the fact that I can describe the episodes like that shows what’s wrong with them
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gimmicks are fine if the end result is a Star Trek story. Orders of Magnitude worked fine for that reason. Hell, I even enjoyed their Hangover inspired episode. A bit silly, but then so was I, Mudd. Where it falls down is when the gimmick takes over - the Muppet one or the Casablanca episode
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Quite right. It should be “Brack Again”
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He can summon the help of a flock of ovine mutants just by calling “Wake up, Sheeple!”
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I hope they’ve done the necessary spade work before making this vlog
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bet that was a little bit frightening
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That’s a Bit Reich
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Most of mine are for a mobile game featuring a lone crossbowman protecting a mountain redoubt from an invading hoard. No idea why they think that would appeal to a Swiss audience
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Five go dogging in Fairford” is one of Enid Blyton’s more controversial books
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Americans probably understand flytipping. After all, they’re always tipping everyone
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It looks like she’s been cowed
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Americans love their cars so much that they take them out to see movies together
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s also paying homage to other mathematical titles, such as The King and i
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
With Gordon Brown
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Apparently they just flew from the scene
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They seem pretty confident that nothing better will be made in the next 74 years
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It was really hard to see the Beatlemania behind those crowds of screaming teenage girls
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A couple of Seventh Doctor ones: Every Dogma has its Day A Miss is as Good as a Smile
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m surprised that vertical drinking is a major problem. When it makes you horizontal is where the trouble begins
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sounds like penny pinching. Using the cheapest delivery service instead of something more secure
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I assumed that a Star Trek Chef who didn’t appear onscreen was a Jonathan Frakes reference
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
But what about the Adders?
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If the goats win we’ll be forced to live in a nanny state
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Entering 58008 on a calculator and turning it upside down. It’s not the same without 7 segment displays
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“Yeah Sarge - apparently it started when a lady called Jessica Fletcher arrived at the Plough Inn in Midsomer Worthy. Word got round, and soon most of the village were fleeing as fast as possible. Multiple pile-ups in all directions.”
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Jason Heeley @jaseheeley.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Whoever ends up making the next series of Doctor Who, I hope they use some of that screen time to address the legitimate concerns of the Daleks.
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
He’s a lumberjack and he’s OK
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
As a substitute band ? Maybe he’s afraid to find out where his fans really stand
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Someone should spend more time studying the classics, such as Passport to Pimlico
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Big Finish has fun with that in The One Doctor. They run into a con man, Zanto Bane, who runs his cons by pretending to be the Doctor. Then they see his version of the Tardis “It’s blue and is often pictured next to policemen“ “It’s a Portaloo!” The sound of it taking off is suitably lavatorial
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When the invading aliens build their HQ at the Tower of London, this is what it would look like
The Shard behind the Tower of London
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Of course dragons are real. They’re just not as large as you might think
Statue of St George and the dragon on the side of Basel Munster
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Nigel @ncw8.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
They should use designs inspired by the Federation A finger on the monkey’s paw curls …
Federation officers from Blake’s 7

No, they’re not the good guys
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