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Nicholas Cannariato

@ncannariato.bsky.social
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Writer/Teacher. Work: NYT Mag, NY Times, Washington Post, Slate, The Believer, The Atlantic, NPR, etc. Mainly here to listen. Olympic: Mythological Fan Fiction nicholascannariato.substack.com/ Portfolio site: nicholascannariato.com

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Nicholas Cannariato @ncannariato.bsky.social · 10h
Still kind of love how his Freaks and Geeks character chose to revere Neil Peart of all drummers.
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Nicholas Cannariato @ncannariato.bsky.social · 12h
After Coleridge, Wisconsin
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Barnabas Bulpett @bbulpett.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
New York photo of the day Manhattan. 73°F (23° C), partly cloudy. #NYC #City #SignOfTheTimes #Travel #RushHour #FDR #Gridlock #Traffic #WeHaveASubway #EastHarlem #CyclingAdvert 🛣
Early evening scene in a hurried City on one of its busiest expressways during the rush hour; the automobiles crawl along the southbound lanes with their many red brake lights glowing because traffic ia moving sonvery slowly; a highway sign above the freeway reads "Average Travel Times: Queensboro Bridge thirty-eight minutes, Midtown Tunnel sixty minutes, Brooklyn Bridge eighty-two minutes", with the numerals illuminated with lights; for context, it takes about forty-five minutes to bicycle from here to the Brooklyn Bridge; cars are wack; a red brick public housing building stands behind the sign and rises above it toward the pink clouds of the overcast twilight sky.
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Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Now THAT'S an endorsement
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Nicholas Cannariato @ncannariato.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
They're calling it mythological fan fiction
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Olympic | Nicholas Cannariato | Substack
Mythological Fan Fiction. Click to read Olympic, by Nicholas Cannariato, a Substack publication. Launched 2 months ago.
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Nicholas Cannariato @ncannariato.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This ongoing hideous experiment where tech guys think they're intellectuals because the LLM that sounds like their assistants tells them that Jesus loved the idea of the multinational corporations has to stop.
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Nicholas Cannariato @ncannariato.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
one of the funniest and most revealing things about america is how elite institutions really want to know what people who know nothing about anything think about fiscal and foreign policy
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Adam Rogers @jetjocko.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A lot of things make me feel kind of dumb, including how to take at face value the logic of “we are a multibillion dollar transnational industry building a vengeful elder god, and we definitely won’t stop unless you regulate us the way we want, which is a secret.”
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Anna Kornbluh @annakornbluh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
who benefits: oligarchs cuz AI is a political project, but who benefits also: corrupt trustees of universities hoovering public money to prop up tech companies with a diffusion crisis faculty need to connect the dots too; join us in chicago for a workshop! www.zeffy.com/en-US/ticket...
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Against the AI Campus: Building Power in Higher Ed
Welcome Reception / October 23 / 6-8 PM Central / Chicago, ILWorkshop / October 24 / 9AM-5 PM Central / University of Illinois-Chicago Email us to inquire…
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Nicholas Cannariato @ncannariato.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
They're calling it mythological fan fiction
nicholascannariato.substack.com
Olympic | Nicholas Cannariato | Substack
Mythological Fan Fiction. Click to read Olympic, by Nicholas Cannariato, a Substack publication. Launched 2 months ago.
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Nicholas Cannariato @ncannariato.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
this is the only credible way to say you love wisdom
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Nicholas Cannariato @ncannariato.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Even if Picard and Sisko are both the GOAT, so is Janeway.
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sirosenbaum.bsky.social @sirosenbaum.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
buddy you just described an alt-weekly
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Nicholas Cannariato @ncannariato.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Something I don't get is the gas station apparel style of American patriotism so common in the U.S. that the president even bedecks himself in it. The optics would be deeply weird if Macron, for example, just went around to official events wearing a cap that said "France" on it.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
no amnesty
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Nicholas Cannariato @ncannariato.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You ask what it is to be a writer
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Maria Bustillos @mariabustillos.com · 12/09/2026
Billionaires, in public, actively trying to wreck democracies and put the world's stupidest and most depraved men in charge ok
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Nicholas Cannariato @ncannariato.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Definitely writing fables and myths and other simple stories I've wanted to write for as long as I've been writing, even if no one ever notices.
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
No one is coming to save you. However, someone is coming to stand in front of what you want to look at in the grocery store
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Nicholas Cannariato @ncannariato.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
If not literary fiction, perhaps agents would be open to my considerable erudition in this field of inquiry.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a horseshoe crab watches as a variety of prehistoric creatures swim towards an ethereal light. An ammonite calls back to the crab, “come on, horseshoe crab! We’re all evolving!” Panel 2: the horseshoe crab stays in position and replies, “nahh that’s crazy” Panel 3: the horseshoe crab is superimposed in front of a future premonition: a rather miserable-looking human slouched in the glow of a desktop computer. The horshoe crab swims away and says, “good luck tho”
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Sam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
it is somehow perfect that Elizabeth Holmes will be the first person to appear in a Nathan Fielder documentary who knows she's in a Nathan Fielder documentary
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Nicholas Cannariato @ncannariato.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The ersatz Starfleet logo is insult to injury. For a sadistic illiterate regime that exists to jam its ugly face in the feeding trough, this is hard to take.
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Nicholas Cannariato @ncannariato.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This genuinely funny and bleak piece by @danielkolitz.bsky.social captures the gurgling miasma of our moment.
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Paid Phones | Daniel Kolitz
More and more Americans are living paycheck to paycheck. Albert, Cleo, Brigit, and Dave are here to help—but terms and conditions apply.
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Nicholas Cannariato @ncannariato.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Can't forget how in Born Standing Up Steve Martin recalls Glenn Frey telling him that it's "Eagles" and not "the Eagles."
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Nicholas Cannariato @ncannariato.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Brooklyn is the Chicago of New York.
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whet moser @whetmoser.com · 29/08/2026
it’s a masterpiece and also this is correct
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Nicholas Cannariato @ncannariato.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Josef K
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Micah @rincewind.run · 29/08/2026
the dawn of the internet: this will lead to a vast expansion of knowledge and ideas the reality: the dumbest people alive have found each other and are all going “exactlyyyy”
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Stephanie Lulay @slulay2.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Incredibly proud of the @blockclubchi.bsky.social team for this recognition, for showing up for our neighbors and for standing up for the truth.
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Block Club Wins National First Amendment Award For Midway Blitz Coverage, Lawsuits
The Eugene S. Pulliam First Amendment Award from the Society of Professional Journalists recognized our "extraordinary courage and persistence" in covering the federal immigration crackdown in Chicago...
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Nicholas Cannariato @ncannariato.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It is remarkable how hatred of the vulnerable is so often a hallmark of bros who, ironically, think they're really smart because they have shallow, uncritically received values predicated on domination and profit.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Gary, Indiana residents have been without power for ten days. Here’s how you can help.
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Gary Residents Have Been Without Power For 10 Days. Here's How You Can Help
A South Side business is offering free laundry service for storm-affected Gary families, while another fundraiser is collecting money for essentials as some residents face a second week without electr...
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Nicholas Cannariato @ncannariato.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Oh he slithers at that the thought
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Nicholas Cannariato @ncannariato.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
A guy so culturally benighted that he apparently thinks Nietzsche would have thought venture capitalists were cool.
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Nicholas Cannariato @ncannariato.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Mock Trial with J Reinhold!
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
convinced we are living through a societal gas leak of some kind
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Nicholas Cannariato @ncannariato.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Was just thinking the end of Buñuel's Simon of the Desert is one of the funniest endings in all cinema history.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
“it costs less money than what we’re doing now” is the only answer we need to push normies towards universal healthcare
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Lake Superior! Live! @lake-superior.live · 17/08/2026
Current* conditions near Sault Ste. Marie, ON:
Western view of the Sault Ste Marie locks and Lake Superior beyond. // Image captured at: 2026-08-17 01:32:10 UTC (about 16 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: e-navigation.canada.ca // Current Temp in Sault Ste. Marie: 61 F | 16 C // Precip: broken clouds // Wind: NW at 13 mph | 20 kph // Humidity: 88%
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Nicholas Cannariato @ncannariato.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Hard to finally accept we're in the Michael-Scott-Wheeled-In-On-a-Cheese-Cart stage of power politics
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Kaitlin Is Just Getting Started @gothamgirlblue.com · 12/08/2026
“Earnestness is cringe” is just the mirror image of “cynicism is savvy” and the matching partner to “lol nothing matters” which is the fertile ground for fascism to grow. Hope is cringe. Progress is cringe. Change is cringe. Getting together with other people and imagining something better? Cringe.
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pauline kael bot @paulinekaelbot.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
[GHOSTBUSTERS] Murray has a genuine outré gift: he makes you feel that his characters are bums inside—unconcerned and indifferent—and he makes that seem like a kind of grace. (He’s always an onlooker; he won’t commit himself even to being in the movie.) (1984)
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 10/04/2024
remembering the greatest interview of all time
An interview with the guy who yells MORTAL KOMBAT in the theme for Mortal Kombat

interviewer: I see. will you do it over the phone?
guy: would i do it over the phone? absolutely.
interviewer: let's hear it.
guy: Mortal Kombat!
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Nick Baumgardner @nickbaumgardner.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
i'm counting it
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Kyle
ALT: Kyle
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