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Noah Berlatsky

@nberlat.bsky.social
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 2m
Ellison family consolidates dozens of media outlets: Cool, no problem, go ahead guys. Media coordinates to protest Trump's first amendment violations: Oh, that's antitrust! www.nytimes.com/2026/10/10/b...
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Justice Dept. Is Investigating TV Networks Over Trump Pool Coverage (Gift Article)
Major TV networks were notified on Friday that the department was examining whether they violated antitrust laws when they suspended pool coverage of President Trump.
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Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 10h
New Fed estimates of wealth by age are out. Under-35 wealth dropped 23% over these three years www.wsj.com/economy/affl...
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Affluent and Older Americans Got Much Richer in Postpandemic Years
A Federal Reserve study found overall median net worth rose 2% between 2022 and 2025.
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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 1m
i before e except where they left the fucking e out altogether for some reason the fuckers.
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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 2m
braggart
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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 35m
maybe!
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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 37m
I used to think I'd figure this stuff out at some point but it's just not going to happen.
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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 38m
at some point you get to a stage in your life where you have to admit you're never going to be able to spell "souvenir". there should just be an e before that last i.
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Mistress Matisse @mistressmatisse.bsky.social · 1h
Hey y’all: ONE WEEK FROM TODAY, I’m helping my best friend @kristenknapick.bsky.social teach a class about sex, love and communication! It’s going to be great, you should come and see us if you’re in Seattle! Learn new skills! Be with your community! thestranger.boldtypetickets.com/events/18692...
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Truth, Love, and Sex: Getting to Know You Tickets | Gallery Erato | Seattle, WA | Sat, Oct 17 from 12pm - 1:30pm | Stranger Tickets
You’ve met. Now what? In this workshop we’ll explore how we reveal ourselves and invite others to do the same. This workshop will combine lecture and group participation to discuss: Truth: explorin...
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Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 4h
Quick story. My op-ed on how corporations that kept their DEI programs performed just as well financially was accepted & factchecked at TIME Magazine. Just needed "pro forma review by the legal department." Suddenly the piece is spiked Why? Benioff owns TIME and wants to ingratiate himself to Trump
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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 1h
and if polls are exactly on target they'd win IA and KS (very narrowly), lose SC and NE, so would be at 53-54.
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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 1h
in contrast, if there's a 3 point error favoring Ds, they'd win ME, IA, KS, AK, SC, NE, getting them to 55/56 or so.
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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 1h
fwiw, per fiftypluseone, currently if there's a 3 point polling error in favor of Rs, Ds would still win OH, TX, MI, NC, GA, MN; would lose ME, IA, KS; AK would be just about tied. So...they'd pick up 3 or 4, which would get them to 50 or 51. Still plausible they could win Senate.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Trump's suit appears to be part of Jos. A. Bank's Traveler line. The suit is listed as having been made abroad using a wool-polyester-spandex blend. The company describes it as having the "ultimate stretch" and was designed to minimize body odor.
Trump wearing a blue suit on stage. He is flashing his jacket open, such that you can see the interior labels. One label says Jos. A. Bank. A product shot from Jos. A. Bank's website. This is from the Traveler line. It appears to match the label in Trump's suit. A photo from the product page touts that the suit is made from a new "fabric technology" that has "ultimate stretch performance" and "anti-microbial/ reduce moisture and odor" qualities. There is a photo of a man wearing the suit. From the product page: "Product Details & Care
Stay comfortable and confident with this Traveler® Collection suit separates jacket, powered by innovative 37.5 © technology. Designed to maintain your body's ideal microclimate, the fabric removes moisture at the vapor stage to keep you dry before sweat even forms. Plus, 37.5 helps absorb and trap odor molecules, keeping you fresh and ready for every occasion. Offering maximum mobility with built-in stretch, this jacket moves effortlessly with you throughout your day. As part of the suit separates collection, it allows you to customize your fit by selecting jacket, vest, and pant sizes individually, ensuring a tailored look that's perfect for you.
Traditional Fit
Two button
Natural stretch fabric
Water- and stain-resistant
Performance stretch lining
66% wool, 30% 37.5 polyester, 4% spandex
Dry clean only
Imported

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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 8h
Legislate, don’t impeach? “naïve to the point of delusion to think that Dems would have… a cooperative partner in the White House” But he won’t be removed? “not tenable to allow the president to run roughshod over rule of law… without meaningful, constitutional pushback” @jamellebouie.net is right
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Opinion | Trump Is Begging to Be Impeached
The president’s despotism is itself a constitutional offense.
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A-boo-etha: Large Haunted Parsnip Split-Level @abbaetha.bsky.social · 2h
Salem’s lot, where it turns out the Vampires are just fine with beet juice and revitalize the economy by having all-night circuses and everyone is happy forever.
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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 2h
good call.
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Ian Robberson @microberust.bsky.social · 2h
Isn't this description just Elle from Stranger Things?
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Rach @rachmiller.bsky.social · 2h
Next up - Pet Cemetery. Except you take your dog to the vet, they give him a check up and a treat and you go home.
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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 2h
schumer and jeffries are bad for various reasons, but there's not much point expecting them to talk like Ossoff or El-Sayed here. Thune doesn't talk like ted cruz either.
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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 2h
they won't. nobody who holds those positions will, pretty much. it's not a bully pulpit attack dog post. it's an inside, keep the caucus happy job.
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Dr SpookyGoth @ghostingdani.bsky.social · 2h
Another reminder that a foundational element of Western myth is super gay.
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Donna Stern @dvsmemphis.bsky.social · 3h
Roy Cooper: "I'm talking with people who are in the middle class and barely hanging on. They were promised by this administration that cost of living would be the day one focus." People are having to make horrible affordability choices. GOP = empty promises. Vote them all out. #momsky#sheshed
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NJValkyrie @njvalkyrie.bsky.social · 4h
A remake of John Carpenter's The Thing (yes, I know his was a remake) where the creature just wants to remain a dog and is looking for a human to adopt it.
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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 2h
of course it's marketing incentives. title it something else and you don't get the benefit of nostalgic fandom.
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Seth Masket @smotus.bsky.social · 6h
A Halloween reboot where Michael Myers is a nice guy who sits around eating Hot Pockets and handing out full-size Snickers bars to trick-or-treaters
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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 2h
like, it could be fun to do something like this riffing on Carrie, or commenting on Carrie. It seems like maybe an odd approach to call it "Carrie"? 1
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 11h
The right wing crash out over asian students celebrating at a UT football game reveals that all along the true goal of reactionary colorblindness was never “meritocracy” but resegregation. (Gift link) www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/1...
Color-blind meritocracy was, for many years, a successful rhetorical strategy for undermining antidiscrimination law and excluding Black people from selective schools and prominent positions. That’s why so many former segregationists seemed to suddenly embrace the concept in the 1970s. For them, resegregation—not color-blindness—was always the goal. As long as the success of some immigrants could be used to paint Black students as undeserving, color-blind meritocracy was good. But now many on the right see a new problem: too many Asian Americans in elite spaces. Their success, therefore, must be portrayed as a sinister theft of real (white) Americans’ birthright.

The declining “social trust” that the administration warned against is, of course, not the fault of these students. The problem is bigots like Bo French who cannot accept into their community people who do not share their race and religion, and those who monetize or otherwise profit from that bigotry by spreading it through social media. Like the proverbial child who kills their parents and asks for mercy as an orphan, they are responsible for the problem they are decrying.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 2h
Oh you're just realizing this now? smdh
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 09/10/2026
Gov. Abigail Spanberger (D-VA): "At this point in time in 2022, a little over 200,000 Virginians had voted. At this point in time in 2026, approximately 450,000 Virginians have voted early."
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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 4h
yeah; I like him better than many of the other potential 2028 candidates! though worse than a few...
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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 4h
hey, @chadpoetforhire.bsky.social is in this issue as well!
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@GottaLaff @gottalaff.bsky.social · 9h
Really important
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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 4h
not a bad answer, though obviously I would prefer if he'd actually apologize and repudiate his vote for that horrible bill.
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krory.bsky.social @krory.bsky.social · 4h
A big part of it is that Ossoff is from Atlanta. His base are the black and LGBTQ+ populations that MAGAs have been shitting on for 15 years, and he knows it. Why would he ever couch against the people who elected him?
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Jeremy Pober-geist 👻 @jpober.bsky.social · 4h
Ossoff and El-Sayed are way too quick on their feet for people who haven't had to defend their own trash talk since the 1970s
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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 4h
I'll admit I had to look up who that was!
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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 4h
the difference being Ds aren't lying when they say their opponents are Nazis and klansmen, of course.
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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 4h
it's frustrating...but also better now than never.
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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 4h
again, this is a stark example of how Rs have just regularly spewed incredibly disrespectful and inflammatory lies about Democrats with basically no reciprocal pushback from Ds—until like this week.
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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 4h
oh, we've seen people still supporting him after targeting loved ones, for sure.
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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 4h
fuck him up.
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David @davidslosttt.bsky.social · 4h
Ossoff+8 from Trafalgar
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 4h
We rightly worry most about the core electoral machinery and that's holding up pretty well, but any election under Trump is still something less than free and fair. Even if it's not enough to flip the outcome, state resources and power are unambiguously being abused to favor the incumbent party.
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@blbalthaser.bsky.social
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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 4h
the Obama library has an Elie Wiesel auditorium, and outside it is a big picture of Angela Davis, and...I just feel like maybe some different choices might have been made there...
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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 5h
I'm not an expert as Elliott is, but that's my guess and reasoning, fwiw.
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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 5h
I mean, obviously, you can't know for sure, but seems like he's around mid 20s on some issues (inflation, economy) which suggests that there are potentially that many people who could turn on him at some point, depending.
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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 5h
it seems likely that it's around 25%, which seems about what it's been for every president. (half of co-partisans.)
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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 5h
six degrees of separation (from some shithead)
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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 5h
elie wiesel's son was?! damn.
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