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Shameka ❤️🏀 @shameka23.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I can’t stop laughing at thisssss 😩😭 #WNBA
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Greg @gwiss.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dying at these NBA Reddit comments about Duren.
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Mike Finger @mikefinger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just asked Victor Wembanyama if he’d ever consider promoting a sports betting company. “Absolutely not. I will never do that. Honestly, I think it's very sad to see some players promote it. .. Everybody does whatever they want, but without me.”
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bankbryan.com/NBA @nba.bankbryan.com · 01/10/2026
bankbryan.com/NBA is updated to reflect the latest signings, waivers, extensions, etc.
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Tim Marchman @timmarchman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Really enjoying watching the light leave the eyes of Astros batters as they realize they’re facing off against the wrath of the Lord.
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Craig Robinson @flipflopflying.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
For my own idiot brain, I needed to isolate the stitched parts of MLB caps with insignias that have interlocking letters.
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dan favale @danfavale.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
lebron called bronny his "former teammate" and i'm dying
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Sam Miller @sammillerbb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Camerawork of the year right here
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becky hammon’s crucifix @real-point-god.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Though hit I feel no pain; though trucked, I was not hurt. When I wake up, I will seek it again. -That woman describing what happened, quoted in Proverbs 23:25 (you would say the same thing) #WNBA
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dan favale @danfavale.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
not really feeling these rockets jerseys, but the dunking astronaut on the waistband is a nice touch (📸 alex slitz/getty images)
Marcus Smart in a rockets jersey (photo credit: Alex Slitz/Getty Images)astronaut dunking on the waistband of houston rockets shorts (photo credit: Alex Slitz/Getty Images)
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treykerby @treykerby.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Mike Vorkunov @mikevorkunov.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"I'm a big Tolkien guy," Rob Pelinka says to JJ Redick. "Are you Samwise or Frodo?" Redick: "I'm simultaneously Samwise and Gandalf."
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strawberry garfield @bbburgerrr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
coach bud with his hands to his face
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Oh No He Didn't @ohnohedidnt24.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Steven Adams: "I will say: You guys should anticipate November. The performance of the league...league wide. GTA is dropping. So look at NFL, look at all the leagues and watch them plummet mate. Just for the month of November performance is gonna go down, it should come back up...coaching as well"
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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I love that if you only saw the image of Herro on the left, you'd think it's gotta be a parody - like that's gotta be an exaggeration of TJ Ford's fit. And yet if anything Herro's shorts aren't long enough.
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Lev Akabas @levakabas.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Most Premier League jersey sponsors in the 1990s were technology 💻 or food & beverage 🍕🍺 companies By the 2020s, they were mostly gambling 🎲 or finance 💵 companies Starting with the 2026–27 season, the EPL has banned gambling companies from the front of matchday shirts
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Harrison Faigen @faignews.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
And who says Kawhi doesn’t give back? #KLAspires2Charity #Philanthropist
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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
As a Warriors fan, it was so reassuring that someone named Dre’Mont had caused a devastating injury and it didn’t reflect on my team at all.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Incredible sentence.
Indeed, while Jordan became a reclusive prisoner to his iconic status, Barkley lived to be out among the masses, and his nightclub hopping led to more than one mano a mano face-off with loudmouth fans. “Let there be no conflict in America,” Barkley said in 1997, after he tossed an obnoxious heckler through a plate-glass window in an Orlando, Fla., bar.
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Harrison Faigen @faignews.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
“Ok Dillon we just need you to play normal defense on LeBron this time, we are in the penalty” Dillon Brooks outside the huddle, not listening, choosing which sword he is going to go into battle with
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Lev Akabas @levakabas.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
With his pending purchase of the Los Angeles Angels, Stan Kroenke's sports teams play on 311 out of 365 days this year The sun never sets on the Kroenke sports empire
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Lev Akabas @levakabas.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
38-year-old Adrian Mannarino 🇫🇷 has played 28 tournaments this year, more than any man or woman at the US Open He was totally unaware that he holds this superlative “I’ve never paid attention... You know, if there’s a tournament one week, I’m going. Why not?” Legend wp.me/pc2RuA-1lzHil
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The US Open’s Hardest-Working Player Is 38 Years Old
Frenchman Adrian Mannarino, who is 38 years old, has played in 28 tournaments this year. His attitude is simple—if there's an event, he plays it.
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treykerby @treykerby.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What Pablo Torre did was ridiculously impressive. Uncovered a conspiracy between rich guys, withstood a propaganda campaign by one of the richest guys in the world with a pretty good reputation, didn't buckle or panic, and just kept reporting. That's some Pulitzerin' right there.
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dan favale @danfavale.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
pablo right now
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Captain Ray Holt's Vindication!
ALT: Captain Ray Holt's Vindication!
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bankbryan.com/NBA @nba.bankbryan.com · 01/09/2026
bankbryan.com/NBA is updated to reflect the new 2K27 ratings! (Player talent scores are generally derived from advanced stats, but the 2K rating factors in for new players as well as those who didn’t play a lot of minutes last season)
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bango @bangoladderdunk.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Every time I see Cody Williams I remember maybe the most devastating beat reporter story ever told, courtesy @nbasarah.bsky.social and @hardwoodknocksnba.bsky.social
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bankbryan.com/NBA @nba.bankbryan.com · 24/08/2026
bankbryan.com/NBA is updated to reflect all recent signings!
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Todd Radom @toddradom.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Angles and powder blue bullpen views in Philly, 08.22.2026
Angles and powder blue bullpen views in Philly, 08.22.2026
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treykerby @treykerby.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Sam Miller @sammillerbb.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I think Tony V challenged this just to see if he could get it officially ruled "the most legal slide of all-time."
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bankbryan.com/NBA @nba.bankbryan.com · 20/08/2026
bankbryan.com/NBA is updated to reflect the results of this trade, as well as all other recent signings
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
DID HE CATCH IT?! Fernando Tatis Jr. robs a grand slam from Francisco Lindor!
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becky hammon’s crucifix @real-point-god.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
BY THE SWEAT OF YOUR FACE YOU SHALL EAT CORN. FOR FROM CORNFIELDS YOU WERE TAKEN AND TO CORN YOU SHALL RETURN. -Kelsey Mitchell hits Marina Mabrey with the low blow trash talk, reminding her that her career, too, began in Indiana. Reported live in Genesis 3:19. #WNBA
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Lev Akabas @levakabas.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The US Open's Honey Deuce price will remain at $23 this year, per @markjburns88.bsky.social It's the first time the price has stayed the same for three straight years since 2012-2014, but the price increase since then still well outpaces inflation
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Did they build this out of discarded CyberTrucks
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Tyler Parker @tylerparker.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Christmas at the Busses
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
People will come Ray. They'll come to Iowa for reasons they can't even fathom. They'll arrive at your door as innocent as children, longing for the past. "We won't mind if you look around," you'll say. "It's only $20 per person. Plus you can get $50 in free bets when you sign up for an account."
An outfielder tries to make a catch in the Field of Dreams game up against a fence advertising for FanDuel
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Tyler Parker @tylerparker.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
One of the most exciting players to ever pick up a basketball and also looks beautiful in space.
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Steph Noh @stephnoh.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
A summer tradition unlike any other
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treykerby @treykerby.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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bankbryan.com/NBA @nba.bankbryan.com · 11/08/2026
“I do think something will need to need to be done, eventually. More velocity, more movement and—plausibly, but not proven—more tolerance for wildness make pitches harder to dodge than ever, and the characteristics of those pitches make them more injurious.” @sammillerbb.bsky.social:
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I Dream Of Fewer Broken Wrists
Whit Merrifield wants new rules to solve the HBP crisis. I've got one!
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Morris “Day and The Time” Katz @vodkasnowflake.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
omg lol
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Tyler Byrum @thetylerbyrum.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Karl Smesko on who taught him the "quiet on the creek" phrase and other lingo: "It's Angel. All my slang and expressions are from Angel, and unfortunately, she doesn't tell me what they all mean, so I'm just hoping that I use them correctly, or that they're appropriate to be used."
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Your Evil Twin, Skippy 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️ @twinskippy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Golden State Valkyries forward Gabby Williams: “There’s a lot of discourse around trans athletes and what they can compete in. I would welcome a trans athlete on my team or against my team. Anytime. I don’t think it’s a problem in the world, it’s just another way to kind of attack trans people.”
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Lev Akabas @levakabas.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Which NBA teams have paid the most luxury tax over the years?
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MLB Daily News @insidemlbnews.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Jefry Yan celebrates his first MLB strikeout
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Carter Lowe @whitesoxx.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Shota Imanaga credits his success in his past 9 starts to changing his phone lockscreen to this photo of Ben Brown on the training table, which he calls "Lucky Benjamin" #Cubs
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Michael McCann @mccannsportslaw.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Thanks, @howardbeck.bsky.social. Here's my response to @enavakas.bsky.social's question:
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treykerby @treykerby.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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