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Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
hellll yeah
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Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
allegedly
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Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
i don’t have anything meaningful to add except the idea “mickey mouse election”
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Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
tre mann signed my blaziken today. i asked him if he had a favorite pokémon but he said he honestly never watched the show
blaziken pokémon card signed by tre mann
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Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
grant taylor is insane
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Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
goodbye astros!!!!
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 01/10/2026
My ass is SEATED for the Mike Tomlin Minecraft reveal
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Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
pretend i’m just retweeting this
post from evan grant that says “darvish through 15 bitches off before mound felt good” many favorites and retweets
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Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
we are ALL rooting for the chicago whitesox
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Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
doing well, finally in a better spot. how about you?
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Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
super bowl mvp case keenem
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Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
who was going to pitch the ninth?
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Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
baseball is mostly about pain. don’t forget that.
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Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
tough 24 hours for the city of philadelphia
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Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hey! been a minute
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Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
very carefully
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Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
case keenum respect button
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Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it’s working!!
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Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
oh nevermind why did i think it started today
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Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
wildcard baseball baby
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Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
guy who kinda knows lamelo but not close enough for first name basis “uh yeah i know ball”
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Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
ben “chicken and” rice
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Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
doing friendly fire on the national guard
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Internet Contrarian @internetcontrarian.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
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Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
made this to show the kind of content nationals twitter should have been posting about our beloved superstar pitcher trevor williams
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Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
oh word that’s awesome
Washington Nationals EXPOSED: Religious Discrimination, Mass Surveillance & Communist Agenda
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Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
hahahah
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Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
james o’keefe ‘exposing’ the washington nationals LMAOOOO
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Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
BORN TO DIE DC IS A FUCK 鬼神 Kill Em All 1989 I AM TRASH MAN 410,757,864,530 DEAD NATIONAL GUARD
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Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
the worst part of the national guard is how much they clearly are attention whores. i can’t get off the metro without them standing in front of the escalators. kill yourself already.
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Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
BORN TO DIE DC IS A FUCK 鬼神 Kill Em All 1989 I AM TRASH MAN 410,757,864,530 DEAD NATIONAL GUARD
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Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
@rinkrebel.bsky.social hey, i would love to do our lucky remote trade in pokémon go. dm me and we figure out what you are looking for!
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Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
more and more people are saying baseball is back
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Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
fate of the universe on the line I WANT YAMAMOTO
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Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
insane drake curse
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Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
uh oh
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Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
nationals worse
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Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
HOLY SHIT LOL
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Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
thought you were talking about the blue jays announcer for a second lol
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Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
is the word you are looking for ‘less’
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Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
i can’t believe people argued he was blocking the plate. blocking the plate from whom?
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Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
pasta is what is for lunch today!
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Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Ninja •
tweet from @ Ninja 
I'll never understand how college and NFL football teams allow kickers that just.... miss... kicks. I feel like there has to be pools of kickers in the USA that won't miss simple kicks. Or snappers that won't mess the snaps idk man it seems so SILLY.
Would love opinions on this.
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DuckyTheGamer tweet from @duckybtw 
I'll never understand how pro fortnite players just... miss shots. I feel like there has to be pools of pro players who can just click on their heads and hit every shot with 100% accuracy. just seems so SILLY.
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Ninja @Ninja
Replying to @duckybtw
This is the shittiest reply ever. Fortnite requires movement, editing, building, rotating, and hitting shots. There are not
"positions" in Fortnite. A kickers job is LITERALLY to kick.
Horrible analogy, kind of embarrassing.
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Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
i hate springer btw. bro loves cheating.
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SERIOUS PROFESSIONAL, PH.D. @djmosfett.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Springer is a bum and deserves nothing positive, so this is a sign our world is truly fucked
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Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
guy who was definitely not at the louvre today
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Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
ELECTRIC
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Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
squid who was very wrong!
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Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
oh happy birthday! maybe the jays deserve to win today
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Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
one thing i will say about this TNF game is that jamarr chase needs more targets
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