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BOSS: it has come to my attention that one of you is a cannibal BILL: oh no AMY: oh no JOE: ME: *sipping a cup of joe* oh no

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Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror) @nathanwellman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Very funny that the President of movies is draining as much money out of Warner Bros as possible right as they merge into Skydance

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Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror) @nathanwellman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

For the past 7 years, my previous Midsommar vid's gotten a steady stream of comments complaining the boyfriend Christian "didn't deserve" his fate. Some even laud him a paragon of patience. Let's try to figure out why so many people empathize with this mumbling doof. (Hallucinogens optional)

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Christian in Midsommar: Victim or Villain?

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

rip annie dillard

One of the things I know about writing is this: spend it all, shoot it, play it, lose it, all, right away, every time. Do not hoard what seems good for a later place in the book or for another book; give it, give it all, give it now. The impulse to save something good for a better place later is the signal to spend it now. Something more will arise for later, something better. These things fill from behind, from beneath, like well water. Similarly, the impulse to keep to yourself what you have learned is not only shameful, it is destructive. Anything you do not give freely and abundantly becomes lost to you. You open your safe and find ashes.

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Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror) @nathanwellman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I guess Ed Sheeran’s cowardice shouldn’t surprise anyone who’s listened to his music. Dude can’t even take 𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 risks

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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a psychic medium is conducting a seance at a table with a small group of people. With his head lowered, the medium says, “we will now attempt to contact the spirit realm.” Panel 2: a wraith-like ghost is sitting on the toilet in a well-lit bathroom, idly scrolling on its phone. The phone is ringing. Panel 3: displayed on the phone screen is an incoming call
from “Creepy Psychic Guy”, whose default contact photo is one of those fuckin bitmoji emoji faces - i can’t stand those things. Anyway the ghost declines the call.

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PBF Comics @pbfcomics.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

“What a beautiful universe, hon" says a telescope as gazes upon an aurora borealis. “It really is”, responds the telescope's partner, who it turns out is not a telescope, but a microscope. Hands full of algae, she wades waist deep in a disgusting swamp, amazed by the heavenly microscopic life all around them.

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Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror) @nathanwellman.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

The Odyssey is bigger and bolder than even the hype can keep up with. A primordial moan of dread which nevertheless earnestly reaches for someone, anyone to believe in.

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The Odyssey - Christopher Nolan Takes You To Hell

YouTube video by Nathan Now

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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

American Psycho (2000)

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Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror) @nathanwellman.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

The Backrooms gets a little bogged down with miscast performances and one-the-nose dialogue, but once those yellow walls get whizzing by, there's nothing like it.

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The Backrooms: Believe The Hype

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Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror) @nathanwellman.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Very funny that both the fans and haters of the new Mandalorian movie agree it is an empty husk of a story, and that the only difference between them is the haters are like “I wish it was better” and the fans are like “Why would you expect that”

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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

me sleeping seven hours vs. me sleeping six hours and 42 minutes

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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

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Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror) @nathanwellman.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Lost track of how many times I have woken up to find my avatar standing there bored out of his mind

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Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror) @nathanwellman.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

The period between Good Friday and Easter should be like Christian’s version of The Purge. He hasn’t risen yet! Go wild while you can!

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Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror) @nathanwellman.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

The World Wide Web's Sovereign Laws of Discourse state that you're allowed to release a best-of-the-year movie list any time before the Oscars and I technically made it, so nobody's allowed to tell me I'm late

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Nathan's Top 10 Movies of 2025

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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 25/02/2026

schoenbrun basically a see-it-day-one forever for me

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Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror) @nathanwellman.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Real Pikmin energy at the Olympics opening ceremony

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Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror) @nathanwellman.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

As impressive as Michael B Jordan and Delroy Lindo always are, the unforgettable performance in Sinners for me was Miles Caton. Too bad it seemed like he was never really even in the conversation, Oscars-wise. Hope he has a bright future

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Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror) @nathanwellman.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Watching my last Christmas movie of the year 🙏

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Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror) @nathanwellman.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

TLDR version is that China will soon likely be the economic leader (and maybe savior) of the world, and they’re largely doing it with climate technology that the US invented and did nothing with

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Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror) @nathanwellman.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

How do you adapt a found footage classic for the stage? The new Paranormal Activity play finds thrilling answers, and the ways it falls into cliche perhaps reveals more about artistic gatekeepers' latent distrust of horror as legitimate art than the limitations of theater's ability to disturb.

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Paranormal Activity... on stage?

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Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror) @nathanwellman.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

Making a video about 2000s "torture porn" horror films. What's not on my list here that should be! (Yes, I know some of these movies qualify more than others.)

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Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror) @nathanwellman.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

Wicked: For Good has pretty much the same pros and cons as the first, and a bizarrely cynical ending that undermines its simple moral message of friendship over bigotry. Full review here:

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Wicked: For Good Will Not Change Your Mind

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Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror) @nathanwellman.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

Writing a review of this with a transcription app, so I hope everyone is excited to hear my take on the continuing adventures of Alphabet and Belinda

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Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror) @nathanwellman.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

Everyone else seems to have all these fantastic dreams about flying or smooching a sweetie. Meanwhile I'm over here having dreams where I'm like, explaining to some barely interested acquaintance from high school why I like Frosted Mini-Wheats

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Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror) @nathanwellman.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

outting myself as a freak by asking this, but I must speak truth to power: where the torture porn at, @criterion.bsky.social?? 🧐

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Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror) @nathanwellman.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Charlie Kirk died doing what he loved: blaming trans and black people for random shit

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Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror) @nathanwellman.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Find yourself a man who looks at you like this bodybuilder looks at his whey protein

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Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror) @nathanwellman.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

Posted A LOT of thoughts about The Sandman Season 2 on my Nathan Now channel. What a bizarre mess youtu.be/6FZJNz8Lp1A

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Sandman Season 2 Review: Sleepwalking To Accountability

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Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror) @nathanwellman.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

I’d do just fine in the Saw universe because I am so perfect that Jigsaw would find no fault with me 😇

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Christianne Benedict @krelllabs.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

"One of the film's key images finds Karsh laying in bed with his wife after she has lost her breast and her arm....This may seem a grotesque image, but unless one is entirely alone in the world I can guarantee that such a like situation will be visited upon you and I."

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Hide Me Among the Graves

"And mother, when the big tears fall, (And fall, God knows, they may) Tell him I died of my great love And my dying heart was gay. An...

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Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror) @nathanwellman.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

I like to imagine there’s another ass-only coffin for the mourners who didn’t buy the premium tix

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Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror) @nathanwellman.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

😂 Would’ve thought he was more of a “Rum Tum Tugger” kinda guy

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Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror) @nathanwellman.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

My toddler was sorta struggling to push out a poop in his room last night, ya know, grunting and groaning a bit Wifey wanted to go in and I was like “no don’t break his concentration. It’s like a Saw trap, he has to get through it himself”

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Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror) @nathanwellman.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

Dunno where I wish Colbert will go from here. A Daily Show slot’d have a “moving back into Dad’s basement” feel. He doesn’t seem to like doing his old Report character, but I do hope he finds some similarly unhinged energy for what comes next. “Dorky lib Dad” vibes were stale from the jump imo

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

Doing a pronoun circle with all the other people stuck with me in the Saw trap

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Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror) @nathanwellman.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

Got a big fat NEW ACOLYTES OF HORROR VIDEO fresh outta the oven for ya. A critical takedown of the worst Sandman comic and what it says about the rest of the the series, especially in light of the Neil Gaiman allegations youtu.be/5QA5kxE3sDg?...

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The Worst Sandman Comic

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