Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror) @nathanwellman.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Desaturating them in color correction was a nice touch 000
Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror) @nathanwellman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I never understood what the point would be of staging an elaborate conspiracy which could fuck up a million different ways to secure your victory against unpopular and visibly senile Joe Biden 0290
Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror) @nathanwellman.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Well deserved, congrats! 010
Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror) @nathanwellman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026“I thought this was ’Fight Song Club‘ and I can’t think of anyplace I’ve seen with less school spirit“ 000
Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror) @nathanwellman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I have hit a point with my videos where I just kinda let these guys have their say without responding or fretting. Let them juice up my algorithm, the 99.9% of people who watched and enjoyed don’t care 000
Reposted by Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror)FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026BOSS: it has come to my attention that one of you is a cannibal BILL: oh no AMY: oh no JOE: ME: *sipping a cup of joe* oh no 425269
Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror) @nathanwellman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Very funny that the President of movies is draining as much money out of Warner Bros as possible right as they merge into Skydance 021
Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror) @nathanwellman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026You know he’s doing a great job because the editor keeps cutting away from him as much as possible 030
Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror) @nathanwellman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026This is one of your best essays yet 000
Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror) @nathanwellman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026For the past 7 years, my previous Midsommar vid's gotten a steady stream of comments complaining the boyfriend Christian "didn't deserve" his fate. Some even laud him a paragon of patience. Let's try to figure out why so many people empathize with this mumbling doof. (Hallucinogens optional)youtu.beChristian in Midsommar: Victim or Villain?YouTube video by Acolytes of Horror 021
Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror) @nathanwellman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Yeah you’re on the right track as I recall. although it being written in the 1st person does also kinda open the possibility that Bateman is a flawed narrator. Ellis has always been adamant that the killings are real tho, for whatever that’s worth 100
Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror) @nathanwellman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I think what trips people up is that the last scene is kind of shot as if some Sixth Sense style plot twist is being revealed 120
Reposted by Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror)the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026rip annie dillard 1134431142
Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror) @nathanwellman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Kanye West had the chance to do the first funny thing he’s done in a long time tonight 050
Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror) @nathanwellman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Omg that’s riiight, amazing 001
Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror) @nathanwellman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I remember the first line of the movie being “son of a bitch!” and being like 🫢 110
Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror) @nathanwellman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I’ve been celebrating all month by steadfastly staying stuck on The Last Judge 000
Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror) @nathanwellman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I guess Ed Sheeran’s cowardice shouldn’t surprise anyone who’s listened to his music. Dude can’t even take 𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 risks 020
Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror) @nathanwellman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026ah yes, how could we forget there were famously no human beings who enjoyed nature before industrialization 000
Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror) @nathanwellman.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Really proud of this oneyoutube.comI'M GOING THE WRONG WAYYouTube video by Nathan Now 010
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Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror) @nathanwellman.bsky.social · 11/08/2026the Spirit is always moving when it’s Vernon’s turn to host Bible study 000
Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror) @nathanwellman.bsky.social · 29/07/2026The idea of him going by Brad Brad is so hilarious 000
Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror) @nathanwellman.bsky.social · 29/07/2026And he never wore a shirt again 030
Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror) @nathanwellman.bsky.social · 26/07/2026more Bernie Sanders supporters voted for Hillary Clinton in 2016 than Clinton supporters voted for Obama in 2008. The idea that some unheard of progressive defection swayed that election is a total fantasy 120
Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror) @nathanwellman.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Vote Blue No Matter Who! …NO WAIT STOP, I just meant vote for MY guys! 111341
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Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror) @nathanwellman.bsky.social · 19/07/2026This is your penance for having a joke take off on Bluesky. No one escapes it 010
Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror) @nathanwellman.bsky.social · 17/07/2026The Odyssey is bigger and bolder than even the hype can keep up with. A primordial moan of dread which nevertheless earnestly reaches for someone, anyone to believe in.youtu.beThe Odyssey - Christopher Nolan Takes You To HellYouTube video by Nathan Now 000
Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror) @nathanwellman.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Would have loved to have this guy for a professor. You can ramble in any direction you want, whatever random thought hits your brain at any given moment, and get an A. Maybe we should keep the Department of Education! 010
Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror) @nathanwellman.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I just think Mbappe’s the man 010
Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror) @nathanwellman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I voted for both Biden and his VP. Yes, he did some things that I liked while he was in charge. Yes, he didn’t always get as much credit as he should’ve for some of those things. He is also a war criminal with tens of thousands of innocent lives on his hands. Either you care about that or you don’t 100
Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror) @nathanwellman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Tens of thousands of Palestinian families with dead loved ones would say no Either their lives matter to you or they don‘t 621
Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror) @nathanwellman.bsky.social · 09/07/2026As far as I can tell from scrubbing through real quick, this YouTube rip is pretty good youtu.be/3-6G7D0FoqI?...youtu.beGena Rowlands Starring in Faces 1968 ( full movie)YouTube video by Lady In Red Movie Show (on YouTube !!!) 110
Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror) @nathanwellman.bsky.social · 08/07/2026This was an all-timer, and so true. Patrick Wang’s one of my all-time favs and this article is the way I found out he has a new project 000
Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror) @nathanwellman.bsky.social · 04/07/2026summary of article is basically “Twitter is a cesspool of hate, but Bluesky is just as bad bc my friend said ‘billionaires should exist‘ and some people were mean about it,” implying but not quite saying they were more mean than twitter would have been? Would be embarrassed to put my name in this 000
Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror) @nathanwellman.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Bet he would be depressed all the time, a real bad hang 110
Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror) @nathanwellman.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Vote Blue No Matter Who! Uh… w-wait. Not THOSE whos! 000
Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror) @nathanwellman.bsky.social · 17/06/2026“Well, actually” replies like this truly are what Bluesky is all about 030
Reposted by Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror)Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 16/06/2026American Psycho (2000) 41026145
Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror) @nathanwellman.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Maybe they didn’t stab enough times? 🤔 Need more data 020
Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror) @nathanwellman.bsky.social · 02/06/2026The only great performance in that movie, I’d say 100
Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror) @nathanwellman.bsky.social · 01/06/2026This is why I never put my garbage bag down for even a single second during transfer from can to bin. Scared of being outed as incurably hetero 070
Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror) @nathanwellman.bsky.social · 30/05/2026The Backrooms gets a little bogged down with miscast performances and one-the-nose dialogue, but once those yellow walls get whizzing by, there's nothing like it.youtu.beThe Backrooms: Believe The HypeYouTube video by Nathan Now 020
