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Nariko Ott

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Nariko Ott @narikoott.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The Obama Presidential Library looks like the Jawas parked their car at a QuikTrip
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Nariko Ott @narikoott.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Hey how often should I be getting a physical? 3-4 times a year?
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Nariko Ott @narikoott.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
California just invented the funniest street sign to shoot
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🐜 🍯 Anth “unholy” Becker @anthonybecker.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Orb falls on wizard’s face in bed, like a phone
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Nariko Ott @narikoott.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Easy, Breezy, Beautiful…
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Nariko Ott @narikoott.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
About to cook up some Spizzleghetti
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Nariko Ott @narikoott.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Damn you know Snoop sold out when a former east side crip is reppin’ red
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Mythic 🦊 @mythicalredfox.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.
Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads:

The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you.

And our governments are very much the same...

- Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
The richest man owns X. The second and third richest men control Google. The fourth richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. The fifth richest man owns The Washington Post. And now the sixth richest could soon take over both Paramount and Warner Bros. See the problem here?
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Netflix Backs Out of Bid for Warner Bros., Paving Way for an Ellison Takeover
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Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
NORMAL GUY: hey man how’s it going GAVIN NEWSOM: I’ll tell you how it’s not going: transgenderly. NORMAL GUY: ok
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Nariko Ott @narikoott.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
If we go full WW3 I hope I get enough heads up to blow through my hundred of dollars first
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Nariko Ott @narikoott.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
I wanna be the first comedian to crowd work El Toro
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Nariko Ott @narikoott.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Sitting eating breakfast and the lead singer of The Shins is at the next table. I really want to lean over and tell him “my ex girlfriend used to torture me with your music.” But he probably gets that a lot
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 17/10/2025
Comedian Thrown Out of Dick-Sucking Factory After Knocking Dicks Out of Workers' Mouths
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Nariko Ott @narikoott.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
I’m in a restaurant watching a guy eat French fries with a fork. Absolute neon red flag. A total animal in a cardigan. Eat fries with a fork = eats butt with his hands behind his back
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Jonathan Bernstein @jonathanbernstein.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
1. He can fire all the prosecutors he wants but still a long way from getting a conviction without evidence. We'll see. 2. He's getting crazier by the hour now, isn't he? This is on top of talking about re-invading Afghanistan and no one is allowed to criticize him on TV...and that's just today.
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Jene O'Ween @luckymud.myatproto.social · 19/09/2025
This is metal AF
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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
no you don't understand it doesn't count as "cancel culture" if it's being done using the full force of the federal government
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 17/09/2025
trump’s numbers are tanking and there is a palpable desire in the electorate for a real alternative and yet the only money in democratic politics is for doing starmerism
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
This is genuinely hilarious, I can’t believe it’s real. This guy’s brain is made of sludge and he couldn’t give less of a shit about his own supporters.
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Nariko Ott @narikoott.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
"hey everybody remember how we spent the last few years telling you you were useless and actively trying to cut you out of productive society? that's all just water under the bridge right?"
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Nariko Ott @narikoott.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
“Where do you see yourself in 5 years?” Me:
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Nariko Ott @narikoott.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
I’m so proud of her
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Nariko Ott @narikoott.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
I’m so proud of her
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Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 10/06/2025
So am I allowed to call these people Nazis yet or do I need to wait for Charlie to be able to grow a hitlerstache
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SEIU California @seiuca.org · 09/06/2025
UPDATE: David Huerta was just released from custody!
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 27/05/2025
The research shows that 25% of a group reaching a tipping point and then making a concerted push can shift the social dynamics of the rest of the group. Remember what i was saying about learning to take advantage of ontological shocks? This is what an opportunity space for that looks like.
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Nariko Ott @narikoott.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
This is the day trump truly became president
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Nariko Ott @narikoott.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Back in 2001 it had to be amazing for a British person to open the newspaper and see the sentence “Randy Johnson Destroys Bird”
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Nariko Ott @narikoott.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
America is so obsessed with cops that even our Pope is a Leo
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Nariko Ott @narikoott.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Alligators are the only thing getting smarter in Florida
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Shepherd @neolithicsheep.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
KEEP. YELLING. AT. THEM.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
I know, norms and all that, but the default Dem position should be: We think this is illegal but if the courts say you can do this then we are going to rip the guts out of the entire conservative movement. No more Heritage, FedSoc, etc. All of them lose their tax exempt status.
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DaveAnthony @daveanthony.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Steisand effect. Now everyone will see their names and faces online.
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Nariko Ott @narikoott.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
I just got the wordle in 5 so I’m functionally illiterate
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LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
This is the most bitchmade way to view politics I can imagine
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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
We have reached levels of cringe previously thought unattainable
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Sam Wang @samwang.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
In the wake of what Judge Dugan did (100% legal), now is a good time for everyone to know what she knows: An immigration or administrative warrant is *not* a judicial warrant. You are not obliged to obey it. Indeed, you can let the person out the back door. docs.google.com/presentation...
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DaveAnthony @daveanthony.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Straight into my veins
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ʜᴇʟʟ-DOPA @bowsnonk.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
bringing back Spermfield (animation by me)
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
If you take anything away from my post, I hope it's this:
I will scream this until my lungs collapse: Trans people aren’t the problem. Immigrants and refugees aren’t the problem. Progressives aren’t the problem.

The problem is that the majority of Americans can’t afford a $1000 emergency expense. The problem is that most of our paycheck goes to rent and if we have appendicitis, we call an Uber instead of an ambulance. The problem is that we have leaders who see us, the voters, as abstract concepts and not as individuals with our own lives, families, traumas, passions, and priorities.We are all somebody’s child but when representatives forget that, when they start to only view their district from the window of their Capitol office, we become ants. Our votes become numbers in a game. And our struggles become hindrances to our representative’s job security.

Removal from reality is most often an accident. It’s just a common side effect of our political culture. Congress should be a job like any other, but the pomp and circumstance gives our elected officials an excuse to detach. The ones who haven’t fallen into that trap have only managed to do so through purposeful planning and frequent trips home. They treat empathy like a muscle, flexing it as often as possible to ward off apathy. But this should be the norm, not the exception. If not for moral reasons, then for strategic ones.
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Isaiah Martin @isaiahrmartin.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Every state needs to do this ASAP
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Yeet Pray Love @beemore.top · 23/04/2025
TIL Katy Perry has financially manipulated so many old people out of their homes for her own benefit that she's got a law named after her www.forbes.com/sites/hughmc...
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Katy Perry’s Real Estate Battles Have Inspired A New Law: The Katy PERRY Act
The Protecting Elder Realty for Retirement Years Act, or the Katy PERRY Act, seeks to introduce measures to protect older people from potential financial exploitation in real estate transactions.
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 22/04/2025
Utilities are buying huge amounts of stationary storage from Tesla, which is driving some of its only growth. Boycott organizers please take note of this!
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
it's important this go as viral as the original story for morale purposes if nothing else. despite the image they project these people are NOT unaccountable. consequences CAN be forced. focused anger and outrage MATTERS.
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