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@nakaligtas.bsky.social
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She/Her. Fil-Am 🇵🇭🇮🇪. Survivor ☔️💜. 🐈‍⬛ Cat mom ca. 2020. Universal Healthcare & Housing For All! 😷 Southend/Skyway/Seattle born & raised. Chronically ill, PTSD, caregiver, hella depressed, broke.

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tealscorpion on the bird app @nakaligtas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I really want a typewriter. I'm not gonna write a goddamned original thing in goggle sweet again. I'm waiting for someone who will actually want to sell me their used old typewriter without backing out after I make inquiries. 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
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tealscorpion on the bird app @nakaligtas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Still alive, still chronically ill with chronic pain, still unemployed. Had two interviews for one job, but I was a longshot as I'm not bilingual and no exp. with the indigent population in the field. Going to call/inquire abt outpatient intensive therapy & support group cohort my therapist
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
It's not a 'medical bill' if you use it as a coaster
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
maybe if i write out all of my symptoms [guy putting white makeup on his face]

and voice how life-altering the symptoms have been to my life, [guy putting mouth and eye clown makeup on]

and bring in a friend to vouch for me. [putting clown wig on]

the doctor will believe me and run some tests [he is now a clown]
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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
This might be the most blatant example in existence of "rich guy who created a problem attempting to place the blame for that problem on immigrants"
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🇬🇾🗽Sydette The Dreaded Gorgon🗽🇬🇾 @blackamazon.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
“I’m so upset the Patriot Front is marching into my neighborhood!!!” What did you think would happen when you sat quiet as all the Black people in your job, profession, neighborhood got pushed out?
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
An image featuring a heavily blurred, dizzying motion-blur photograph looking up toward green and yellow tree leaves against a blue sky, creating a swirling, spinning sensation.

Centered over the swirling background in a white sans-serif font with a thick black outline, the text reads: "Who needs drugs when you have low iron?"
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J. Skyler 🏳️‍⚧️ @jskylerinc.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I should also point out I’m living in Las Vegas. Daily highs are about 105 and doing any walking is pretty much out of the question for summer at least.
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
It's tragically appropriate that we spent a whole generation telling students that the humanities were moribund, and they should all study STEM, only for the greatest innovations in STEM to prove why the humanities were so essential all along.
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Sandra Newman @sannewman.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Writing tip: Give your protagonist a pet cat. In the final pages, shift to the cat's point of view. Follow the cat outside, through moonlit woods, to a pasture where cows kneel in worship around a glowing spacecraft. As the cat trots up its gangway, we glimpse in the windows an all-cat crew.
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 05/07/2026
A couple of Judy’s family members are in the replies. I’m sorry for your loss, and grateful to you for letting some internet strangers share just a little bit in celebrating what sounds like a beautiful life.
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 05/07/2026
“Obviously, she was Catholic” is fun but the “She would want us to write here that she had options” aside is killing me
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 05/07/2026
Absolute banger of an obituary in the Seattle Times today, rest in peace Judy
Judith DOORIS
May 18, 1936 - Jun 13, 2026
Judy Chambers Dooris was born on either March or May 18 - nobody is certain - 1936, in California, and died June 13, 2026. This is already off to a rough start. Mom would never reveal her age to us kids, so she would certainly object to announcing her birth year in the news-paper. Apologies, mom. They made us do it.
Judy was the firstborn child of Mildred Devlin and EdwardIn her early 20s, Judy was a bridesmaid at Bill Dooris' cousin's wedding. He was smitten and courted her long-distance for many months. She would want us to write here that she had options. But lucky for us, she chose Bill and a life filled with his good humor, song, and laughter. She would often say to us "marry someone fun" because she did.
Judy and Bill lived in Bellevue, and Judy birthed 4 kids in just under 4.5 years. Obviously, she was Catholic. Judy was ferociously protective of her children against clear threats. Once on a family camping trip, a roaring drunk uncle stormed into our camping trailer intending to scare us kids, but mom met him at the threshold and hollered, "YOU GET OUT OF HERE!" He yelped and retreated, squeaking "sorry Judy." Against possible threats, she
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Oliver @dubiousdevil.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Me, a wizard: Where hast my scrying orb gone? I cannot seem to find it anywhere in the tower... perhaps this is a cruel trick from my dark warlock rival! My Capricious and Gluttonous Familiar:
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
@chipilonita.bsky.social
@chipilonita - being chronically ill and getting asked about what youve been up to is so embarrassing like “oh ive been rly focusing on making sure im eating and sleeping enough”
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 05/07/2026
“The USA scored a decisive victory against Belgium where the only chant was “fuck waffles””
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Shae Moni | #ProtectJho 💛 @xchemoni.blacksky.app · 05/07/2026
I'd appreciate assistance getting these massage/tension relief tools on my Amazon (I know) wishlist to help manage my chronic illness and pain. Thank you 💛 www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
Amazon wishlist titled "needs" with the description saying "organized by priority, top items being most important." Items from top to bottom are:

• BOB AND BRAD A2 Pro Massage Gun for $99.99

• Soft Density 36 x 6 Inch Foam Roller for $53.95

• Trigger Point Massage Tool for $19.99• Mugwort Massage Hammer for $22.99

• 7-Piece Wooden Massage Tool Set for $26.99

• 18in Massage Roller Stick for $39.95
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Tropical Bird • #ProtectJho @dopegirlfresh.blacksky.app · 04/07/2026
This is easily doable. Let’s go.
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nick @vossbrink.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Gonna get lead poisoning from my maltese falcon sippy cup.
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I asked one of my touchstones about the bicentennial of 1976 and she told me that conscious folks were NOT excited because of Watergate, the War in Vietnam had only ended a few short years before, NYC was bankrupt & folks were hunting Black Panther Party members so.... yea stuff wasn't great.
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blackmask @blkmsk.com · 04/07/2026
Here’s an image of all 47 men who were present when the declaration of independence was signed. The 34 men who owned other human beings as slaves are marked with a red dot.
John Trumbull’s 1818 oil painting “Declaration of Independence,” with red dots on the faces of all the men who owned slaves. 

Source: https://chicago.suntimes.com/2019/9/10/20859458/fact-check-declaration-independence-slaves-trumbull-painting-arlen-parsa
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 04/07/2026
Saw this ad for a goat on Facebook. It’s perhaps the greatest advert I’ve ever read. It’s just superb.
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Karen Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I need yall to stop laughing at them and start making them scared of doing this shit at all.
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Unicorn Riot @unicornriot.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Much like today, in December 2021, neo-Nazi Patriot Front members marched through DC with uniforms and masks. Later that night, they would encounter antifascist sabotage, leaving numerous vehicles damaged or inoperative. Here's some PF members unmasked via police video obtained by Unicorn Riot:
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Patriot Front Members Exposed in Parking Lot Clusterf*ck - UNICORN RIOT
Fort Washington, MD – On Dec. 4, 2021 around 250 members of the neo-nazi group Patriot Front marched through Washington, D.C. wearing white masks. With aesthetics echoing the Ku Klux Klan and Nazi Ger...
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
drdanielapsych

> chronicillness 2d

Chronic illness reality:

Your mental health struggles are valid AND your physical symptoms are real. Both things can be true at the same time.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
humorous graphic set against a white background featuring a shaggy, colorful monster. The monster's body is composed entirely of messy, vibrant marker strokes in a rainbow of colors including pink, red, yellow, green, blue, and purple. It has two large, wide-open googly eyes and a wide, open black mouth filled with sharp white triangle teeth, giving it a manic or chaotic expression. Arched over the monster in a playful, hand-written sans-serif font is the capital text: "I WOKE UP LIKE THIS"
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Jason Scott @textfiles.com · 03/07/2026
I'll summarize this: Mamdani asked NYers to keep air conditioning at 78 degrees. A wave criticism hit online. A MSNBC broadcast pointed out the US Department of Energy recommends that 78 degree figure. Immediately after, the US Department of Energy deleted 6,000 web pages related to energy saving.
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The ones wearing long sleeves are hiding identifiable tattoos.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
"Members of the group Patriot Front ride the metro as a commuter looks on, during the 250th anniversary of U.S. independence in Washington, D.C., U.S., July 4, 2026. REUTERS/Cheney Orr"
"Members of the group Patriot Front ride the metro as a commuter looks on, during the 250th anniversary of U.S. independence in Washington, D.C., U.S., July 4, 2026. REUTERS/Cheney Orr"
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Written by Uju ✍🏽 @writtenbyuju.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
“We’re not nostalgic because the technology was better. We’re nostalgic because life had boundaries.”
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Ommer Draven ($-17 net today)⚒️🏳‍⚧♿ @ommerdraven.unitedsyncretic.org · 04/06/2026
I'm gonna have to stop following some of y'all that keep getting into extended arguments with the Democratic Party consultant bots sent here to argue with you. Are y'all still not using the join date labeller?? @joined-labeler.shatteredsky.net They are wasting your time on purpose.
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 04/07/2026
This type of logic persists because violence against Black people is still considered a banality while violence against white people is considered a tragedy,
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 04/07/2026
Spiritually everything … Every sign is communicating… “Call it off”
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tealscorpion on the bird app @nakaligtas.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Now that I’m listening to the audiobooks of TSOIAF (on book # 2 now), I’m rewatching GOT from the beginning AGAIN. I missed a lot on the first 2 watches. Like the fact that the opening credits animation changes according to where the ‘heroes’ are and situations.
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Pinkgabbercat @pinkgabbercat.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I’m currently doing preorders for this T Shirt! rawpaw.ink/products/ai-...
Yellow, red, and blue cat holding a paintbrush. Text reads: ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE? NO THANKS! I PREFER GENUINE SILLINESS
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Zito @zeets.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
So Argentina’s football structure is built on the abuse and molestation of young boys and no one hardly gets punished for it. www.espn.com/soccer/story...
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J. Skyler 🏳️‍⚧️ @jskylerinc.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
$200 RECEIVED! $50 REMAINING!
$200 via CashApp
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
The do nothing *moderates* in the Democratic party do not mind fascism.
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dani - the plot twist menace🌈| boost 📌 @midnight0wl.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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dani - the plot twist menace🌈| boost 📌 @midnight0wl.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
voyeurs who only smash like on pleas for help from struggling ppl instead of doing the bare minimum & idk re-sharing them: ( fix. your. hearts. )
a four-panel comic showing a hand reaching out from water for help, another hand reaching out in what looks like an attempt to offer help, only to high five the dying before they finally sink.
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Sbooks @bemorelikeharper.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Agreed. A step further. All people deserve to eat.
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Red Lori Bright Eyes A Fucking Bitch @redloribrighteyes.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
it's really hard being a small business with principles! I quite Etsy since they decided selling Alligator Alcatraz concentration camp merchandise was more important than integrity Leaving them has seen my sales totally drop. But at least I'm not at a nazi bar anymore. bsky.app/profile/redl...
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Get To Know Nature @gettoknownature.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
In case you didn’t know, that beluga whale post is AI and that alt account is terrible. They know just how to get us to look and feel outraged and it sucks
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J. Skyler 🏳️‍⚧️ @jskylerinc.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
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Prism @prismreports.org · 26/06/2026
While detainees have been relocated from ‘Alligator Alcatraz,’ Florida & federal officials have not confirmed if the notorious immigration detention facility has closed for good, Alexandra Martinez reports. Environmental groups press forward: “Now we must make sure nothing like this happens again.”
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After detainees relocated from ‘Alligator Alcatraz,' environmental group presses forward
Florida and federal officials have not confirmed if the notorious immigration detention facility has closed for good
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