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Naju

@najudisco.bsky.social
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pt-br/eng | 2003 - not a minor lol disco elysium || resident evil || hades

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Naju @najudisco.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
a biblia 2 btw:
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Naju @najudisco.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Provei foie Gras pela primeira vez hj e assim... eu quero mais que os ganso se foda
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Naju @najudisco.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
como vcs fazem pra nao sair girando depois de puxar a cordinha do absorvente?
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Naju @najudisco.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Impossível frisar o suficiente que o edric é do mal, malefíco, perverso, vil, odioso, rancoroso e vingativo
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Naju @najudisco.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Olhando essa bosta de site que ninguem usa pq a porra do instagram eu nao posso usa enquanto eu cago na merda do banheiro do trabalho so pra nao voltar pro tt ao mesmo tempo que fodasse ninguem se importa aaaaa microplastico microplastico no saco de todo mundo ja
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🐜 🍯 Anth “unholy” Becker @anthonybecker.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Orb falls on wizard’s face in bed, like a phone
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Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
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Naju @najudisco.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
E pensar que enquanto eu to em casa dobrando roupa meu marido ta sendo sodomisado por homens dobro do meu metanho 🥀🥀
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Tom Bloom @orbitaldropkick.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
run, dead girl, run
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LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
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Oh Joy Sex Toy @ohjoysextoy.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
"We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language." - @funkittoys.bsky.social points out that history has always been ✨💕fucked💕✨, as illustrated by @erikamoen.bsky.social Public post with references: www.patreon.com/posts/150935...
Words by Funkit Toys from their thread https://bsky.app/profile/funkittoys.bsky.social/post/3mdtky5ug4s2r written Feb 1, 2026, art by Erika Moen. 

An illustration rendered to look prehistoric, as if it's on a stone tablet or stretched hide, shows an assortment of drawings depicting pieces of the following text. 

Narration: For anyone who may be losing faith in human progress, remember this: We invented the dildo 27,000 years before the gun. 

Image: A stone phallus with several cracks and intentionally carved penis-head at one end.
Caption: Hohle Fels Phallus, 28,000 years ago
Text: We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language.
Image: A simplified cave art painting depicting a couple having sex in doggy-style. 
Caption: Cave art, Tassili n'Ajjer, Algeria, 12,000 years ago.
Text: We invented the condom before steel.
Image: An off-white, aged, sock-let with a long, ragged belt attached to it.
Caption: Oil-soaked linen condom of King Tutankkamunn, 1332-1323 BCE
Text: Bread is older than war. Beer is older than borders.
Image: A fancy loaf of bread, referenced from Pompeii, even though it's not the same time period as the caption, but it looks nice, ok?.
Caption: Bread, 14,600-11,600 years ago.

Text: We're better at making good things than bad. We've had more practice.
Image: A barley field.
Caption: Beer, 5,000 years ago.

Text: Words by Funkit Toys, Art by Erika Moen, 2026
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Naju @najudisco.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Depressão é uma bosta pq eu não consigo falar com ninguém aí quando passa eu tbm não consigo pq passei muito tempo ignorando todo mundo aí passa mais tempo e vira uma bola de neve vou mematar
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sosô ★ @sofis.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
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A💤ul @passionpeachy.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
my rose
Digital art of a fat fuzzy bee wearing a bow tie standing on a flower to kiss the hand of a taller humanoid with a pink rose for a head. The rose humanoid wears a white dress.
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ʙᴇᴄᴋʏ🔞 @beckymastery.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
"I think it's best if you stay away from that emo kid... I heard he's trouble." "Don't worry, man. we'll just study!" (...) #TransTuesday
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Naju @najudisco.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
"Eu sei que vcs são a única pessoa só não compartilham o cu ou alguma coisa assim"
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Esper Quinn 💠 @esper.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
loot does not drop upon defeating me. the developers didn't expect anyone to attack me, i am so vulnerable, and only trying to help. why did you raise your sword? for material gain? i would give you anything i have if you had only asked. i did not ask to be in this game, i did not ask to have 6hp.
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
It's so fun when you like a popular thing! Thing you like everywhere! But when hate popular thing. Tormented by a thousand visions.
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qoat (comms closed!) @qoat.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
“Gooner slop” “Gooner bait” “Gooner art style” Why are you so afraid of feeling aroused?
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Naju @najudisco.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
mds eu me humilho muito quando eu bebo
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Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic-official.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Nothing brings a friend group together like Murder. 🎨: @deegeemin.bsky.social
A fake detective "Whodunit" film poster. The image features the characters from The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog game in their respective outfits. Sonic is missing from the image. The text reads, "Wake Up Dead Hog. A Sonic the Hedgehog Mystery." The text on top displays the cast names as, " Sonic the Hedgehog, Miles Prower, Amy Rose, Shadow Hedgehog, Rouge Bat, Blaze Cat, Vector Crocodile, Espio Chameleon, Knuckles Echidna, Barry Quokka, Dr. Eggman. A Sonic Social Whodunnit". The bottom next reads, "Sega Presents A Mirage Express Production. A Movie That Doesn't Exist, But Should. Starring Sonic the Hedgehog But Dead and Everyone Else. Costume Designer The Conductor's Wife. Music By An Enthusiastic Band Of Chao.  Edited By A Train That Just Wished To Know Love For But A Moment. Emotional Support by Charmy and Cream. Executive Producer The Bouncer Chao. Directed By The Conductor. Written By Barry the Quokka. Special Thanks To The Flicky Inside All Of Us."
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
My local bookshop understands their audience.
Sign in People's Book in Takoma Park featuring the illustration of the werewolf ripping off its shirt in anguish which reads WE ARE SOLD OUT OF THE GAY HOCKEY BOOKS
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Naju @najudisco.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
postergando tomar T pra não moggar o edric
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Naju @najudisco.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
morra seu sirigueijo morra imediatamente
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Naju @najudisco.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
tanta sdd dos meus amigos mal posso esperar pra ter minha vida de volta
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
THIS fucking image. Found it. 😐
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Naju @najudisco.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
tiquem nuggets me fudeu me sinto absolutamente traido
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pat | COMMISSIONS OPEN @patsux.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I hope the microplastics in my brain look like glitter somehow
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Naju @najudisco.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
namore alguem que faz dancinhas e canta e busca comidinhas e miminhos pra você tal qual um passarinho
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Mel, the Herohom ( • `ω´ • ) ➡️ FFXIV Fanfest 🇯🇵 @herohommel.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I've waited 3 years to make this post
screenshot of tweet saying "who the fuck is playing pokemon in antarctica" with a trade partner in antarcticaphoto of me in antarctica playing my switch. adelie penguins are in the backgroundphoto of me in antarctica playing my switch, with pokemon legends z-a. adelie penguins are in the background.
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Naju @najudisco.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
devia ser crime cortar grama 7h da manhã
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
God I wish
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Rex 💫 @rexpo.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
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Naju @najudisco.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
adoro beber uma taça de vinho (pepsi) enquanto faço o jantar (coloco tiquem nugets no forno)
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steffi🥛 @diversestripes.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
imagine looking like this while writing tasks for a show that's basically saw for middle aged people
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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
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Naju @najudisco.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
talvez eu deva voltar pro tuiter
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
It was so weird when DC comics tried to be like "Batman doesn't eat pussy" He is in love with CAT-woman
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Doddsmountain @doddsmountain.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Scrungly #DiscoElysium
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Carta Monir @cartamonir.com · 12/11/2025
Girls with big dicks... boys with tight little pussies... what a beautiful world we live in
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Naju @najudisco.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
eu posso ate ser um cafajeste mas o meu namorado é uma vagabunda
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meiq @meinqiwu.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
another dance...is it too late for us..? #DiscoElysium
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Laerte @laertecoutinho.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Saiu na Folha @folha.com
Tira de Laerte, em 5 quadrinhos.
1) Um personagem com aspecto e pose de herói de aventuras. Ele está na proa de um navio antigo, vestido com chapelão, casaca, empunhando uma espada no ar. Ele olha para quem lê e diz, como quem se anuncia: “AS AVENTURAS DE…”
2) Num cenário de montanhas, o mesmo personagem está agora vestido com roupas de escalada, com mochila, empunhando uma bandeira com o mesmo braço do sabre no quadrinho anterior. Ele não diz nada, mas tem a mesma expressão triunfante.
3) O mesmo personagem, na mesma posição, agora dentro de uma caverna, vestido com peles como um homem primitivo, empunhando uma tocha. Também não diz nada, mas mantém a expressão.
4) O mesmo personagem, com a mesma expressão e a mesma posição, agora está de pé numa cadeira de escritório, frente a uma máquina de escrever - ele empunha um maço de folhas já escritas e usa gravata. Também não diz nada.
5) O mesmo personagem, sempre com a mesma expressão e na mesma posição, agora sustenta uma bandeja com copos e garrafas. Está vestido como um garçom. Uma pessoa no balcão pergunta: “Quem é você?” - o homem responde, sempre com a expressão aventureira: “Eu sei lá.”
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🩸𝕯𝖆𝖗𝖐 𝕿𝖆𝖗𝖔𝖚🩸 @darktarou.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Disco Elysium Dance 🕺🕺✨
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Floidberger @floidberger.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
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Naju @najudisco.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
a biblia 2 btw:
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Naju @najudisco.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
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