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Patrick Bet-McGoohan

@nacknoodle.bsky.social
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I’ve been out of posting practice for some time. Forgive me for my old age (33).

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 15/10/2026
I use two factor authentication with the homies. Hugging, and kissing
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Patrick Bet-McGoohan @nacknoodle.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Mister Rogers’ musical album “It’s Such a Good Feeling”Tim Heidecker in “I Think You Should Leave” getting really into someone pretending to play an instrument, stating they are “Off the Map”.
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Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 11/10/2026
interesting—this article in the washington ghost claims the reason halloween isn’t scary anymore is because this latest clutch of zombies were all raised with too much screamtime
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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Because she got a GREAT ASS!
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Patrick Bet-McGoohan @nacknoodle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jackass starring Dracula, Invisible Man, Wolf Man, the Mummy, and Frankenstein
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Bongo” Ballpoint pen, pencil, watercolor, acrylic paint, and a little colored pencil.

Our man is in trouble this time, reader. Art supplies are scattered around a painting of an abstract cityscape. On the canvas we see a man in a telephone booth making a frantic call to his cat, Bongo. In the foreground, an answering machine is taking his voicemail, [Leave a message at the beep] --- “Bongo, Daddy got stuck in the painting. Go get help, Bongo.” Bongo stands at the base of the easel looking at the phone. Her tail in the air and ears perked up. Whether she’ll be able to help is open to interpretation.

Artist’s note: One of my favorites from the Spooky Pants book. I was playing around with the idea of a painting coming to life (like that guy in Ghostbusters 2) and kind of fumbled my way into this version. I really draw a lot of corded phones. I won’t stop.
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Patrick Bet-McGoohan @nacknoodle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Double Down (2005) dir. Neil Breen
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BAKER @fuckyoubaker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
MUCH RESPECT TO PEOPLE NICER THAN ME
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller 09.20.55
P1- SLUGGO AND NANCY ARE TALKING WITH SEVERAL OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD KIDS ON A STREET CORNER , A POLICEMAN WALKS UP SHOUTS TO THEM TO LEAVE 
POLICEMAN: BREAK IT UP
                                BREAK IT UP

P2-LATER SLUGGO IS DOWNTOWN AND SEES A FAMILIAR FACE, IT’S THE SAME POLICEMAN FROM EARLIER, TALKING WITH TWO OTHER POLICEMEN 

P3- SLUGGO WALKS PAST THE THREE POLICEMEN AND SAYS TO THEM
SLUGGO: BREAK IT UP,
                        BREAK IT UP
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Brian Box Brown @boxbrown.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Doctor said I had a cute swimmer's ear and I was like hey I'm married
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Computer𝔍𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔰 @computerjames.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
the only video worth rescuing from my deleted twtter
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
nirvanna the band the show the fanart
a stylized (semi-cubist) render of the main characters matt and jay of nirvanna the band the show
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Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Thanks to declining birthrates there's only a sucker being born every minute and a half
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Tokusatsu GIFs @tokugifs.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Choujinki Metalder (1987) Episode 20
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Everyone asking for a follow up drawing with a line at their table… remember this sadness; internalize that pain. Think of these lice next time you’re at a con and see someone with no one at their table
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Patrick Bet-McGoohan @nacknoodle.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
This fall on NBC, meet TEXTER, the man who can text anybody.
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Tokusatsu GIFs @tokugifs.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The High School Heroes (2021) Episode 1
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Patrick Bet-McGoohan @nacknoodle.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Glad to know Archie is finally in hell, where he belongs…
Archie In Hell
RIVERDALE'S FAVORITE HEARTTHROB IS GETTING SENT
SIX FEET UNDER....AND HERE'S YOUR FIRST LOOK!

(Archie is wrapped in rope on fire.)
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Doctor Internet🎃 @internetdoctor.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
the current avengers roster pulling up to fight Dr. Doom in Doomsday
the JOB squad from WWE
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Patrick Bet-McGoohan @nacknoodle.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Avengers
Michael Caine as Alfred crying.

CAPTION: DOOMSDAY is the scariest guy I’ve ever seen in my life.
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Patrick Bet-McGoohan @nacknoodle.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
“Write what you know” HEAT but it’s about guys trying to do the cheapest Disneyland trip
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Brian Box Brown @boxbrown.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Probably not a good economic indicator that every commercial lately is like: "Broke? Why not sell the shirt off your back on our platform."
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Patrick Bet-McGoohan @nacknoodle.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Summer Reads 2026 1
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
plato's cave: the video game
a stylized render of a dark souls-like video game of plato's cave, with a webcam stream overlay of plato himself playing it
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Patrick Bet-McGoohan @nacknoodle.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Why the hell didn’t John Malkovich play Moloch in Warchmen (2009)?
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Patrick Bet-McGoohan @nacknoodle.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Remembering, always, that the fans are pigs, whom you should not consult nor attempt to please.
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GANG FIGHT ✌️💀 @gang-fight.com · 23/05/2026
I go to CVS daily and they refuse to sell me my favorite products because I won't cuss. The cashier keeps saying "say it, idiot. The s-word would be awesome to hear right now" Id rather starve though than betray my God. I want that Lubriderm so badly but my tongue must remain unmolested.
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Patrick Bet-McGoohan @nacknoodle.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Homer… Mister Burns… Simpson… You are named after two of the bravest men I’ve ever known.
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Brian Box Brown @boxbrown.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
yeah i like A.I. ALBERT INESTEIN
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Patrick Bet-McGoohan @nacknoodle.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Thinking about all the problematic people who Oprah gave a platform to…
Oprah embraces Donatello from the Ninja Turtles during press for the “Coming Out of Their Shells” tour.
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
My best writing advice is to post whenever you want validation instead of creating a book, screenplay, poem, etc. It is much faster and saves you the effort of scripting a whole novel
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GANG FIGHT ✌️💀 @gang-fight.com · 07/05/2026
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ChristIs1337 @janos.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
there are many ways you can get soft cancelled, for example speaking too many truths, or clogging the cracked dot com toilet
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GANG FIGHT ✌️💀 @gang-fight.com · 26/04/2026
yes... i did a nepotism. my father is Charles P Comics - the inventor of comics. I am not ashamed of my heritage and I'll be damned if I let this opportunity go to waste. Sorry for being born. 👿
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GANG FIGHT ✌️💀 @gang-fight.com · 26/04/2026
official scrabble comic
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GANG FIGHT ✌️💀 @gang-fight.com · 26/04/2026
official marvel comic
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Patrick Bet-McGoohan @nacknoodle.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Saw the Hunchback of Notre Dame tonight, which is basically about an ugly guy who was secretly hot the whole time
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
"Your posts are worse than Bieber" "Shirt look like a shop rite bag" "You have sold out the fans ." Every Accusation is a Confession. —DRIL
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Patrick Bet-McGoohan @nacknoodle.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Old couple in front of me splitting mentos during intermission at hadestown? Very cute, love to see it
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Penny Parker @snapcube.gay · 24/03/2026
in terms of funniest shots of all time it might be hard to top matt johnson frantically running down the street and being stopped by a real raccoon, complete with suspenseful music sting
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mothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
We can't have another nipple crisis. Not now
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Patrick Bet-McGoohan @nacknoodle.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I have adopted the codes of the cyclist, the first of which is to never trust a car
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Patrick Bet-McGoohan @nacknoodle.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Americans make fun of underwater basket-weaving to disguise their fear of our waterworld future in which it will be an essential skill
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 18/03/2026
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Dr. Stephanie @punkrockscience.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
It is *fascinating* to me how quickly some people have gone completely from “we all must work in the office! human collaboration is vital and only happens in person!” to “I can replace all these pesky people with chatbots!” Definitely some commentary there about our society and who gets to choose.
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Patrick Bet-McGoohan @nacknoodle.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
My “literally me” quartet of characters
Dean Pelton from CommunityDarryl Whitefeather from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Rainbow Quartz 2.0 from Steven UniverseCharles Boyle from Brooklyn 99
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Patrick Bet-McGoohan @nacknoodle.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
“Should the Leviathan be allowed at Pride?” This and more important questions asked and answered on @quorators.bsky.social
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 12/03/2026
wondering if everyone scooting around in their own personal little bubbles with sealed windows that turn everyone that isn't them into either competition for space or churned-up meat is good for the human brain. it probably is
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Kassandra Cruz @xkassandracruz.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
BOW!~ Happy Mar10 Day!
A drawing of bowser (very big and very brash) tongue stuck out to the viewer as they barely fit in their clown copter whose painted clown face smirks a devilish grin. King Koop holds up the small Princess Peach in one hand who tries to keep her composure despite being abducted. The text reads, Happy Mar10 Day!
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