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Chris T

@n0v0w3ls.bsky.social
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Software Engineer by day Reply Guy by also day views are my own MAGA, tankies, and people who hated The Last Jedi: save me a step and block me first

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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"We don't need to be quiet, because if they see us, we're screwed anyway. So we might as well yell." This coming from the guy who thinks that an autonomous car should only have one type of sensor.
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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Expecting men to understand the media they choose to consume is itself misandry
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think first that he must come up with a decent argument in the first place for me to even take him seriously enough to care to counterargument.
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We gotta do something about this goddamn cult. You should not be anywhere near power if you hold the insane opinions this man does.
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not gonna lie, it's not often that I see a "this will get me canceled" that may actually end up getting them canceled.
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My theory on this particular bugaboo is that the people who are saying it are generally millennials who hadn't yet entered the workforce. Like me. The GFC, if you were in college, was a time of cheap stuff while businesses were cutting prices to attract any spending. It was a time of low rent
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Casting Daisy Ridley's real life husband in the MGM-produced Reylo fanfic is sending me
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It blows my mind that "non-voting shares" are allowed at all.
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🎵 COVID conscious lesbi'n bar in Western Massachusetts 🎵 🎵 If you don't support your girl, you're only gonna lose it 🎵
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Happy Birthday Wishes
Alt: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Who the fuck is saying this shit
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Marxist-Leninist who loves Donald Trump for taking partial state ownership of private companies, having reverence for Russia/China/DPRK, backing out of NATO, and repressing political enemies.
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"The Beatles were so evil they made women cum". Man, what even were the 60s?
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Horseshoe theory isn't real". You're right! The right end of the horseshoe actually votes.
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werewolf2000ad.bsky.social @werewolf2000ad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"You're making fun of queer people" I think most people are pretty sympathetic to the queer woman living out of her truck, $50k in debt, abandoned by her business partners, who thinks she is obligated to sit through 3.5 hour accountability sessions for the crime of wanting to keep the business open.
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I do not believe this person is real. Not in an "I'm in awe this person is real" way. I mean that I genuinely believe this is a troll. The lesbian bar story as a whole is not a psyop. This person is.
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Regardless of anything else, the whole "backing up my own argument is emotional labor" trend needs to start getting people laughed out of the room.
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Who Made The Maker?: An analysis into the complex systems of droid AI, what training data led to the formulation of an imaginary deity, and why droid manufacturers leaned into it.
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
> walk into bodega > overhear new tenants > ask the landlord if they are immigrant or transplant > she doesn't understand > pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is immigrant and what is transplant > she laughs and says "they are good tenants, sir" > see tenants > they're transplant
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What a terrible day to be able to read
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Let's F'ing GO! Excited Kid Yelling
ALT: Let's F'ing GO! Excited Kid Yelling
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Or - and I'm just spitballing here - nobody continue coverage until he's removed from office.
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yeah so I'm not sure how people like this are going to ever interact with anything ever again.
If you use Al in the production of your game I want it disclosed so I can avoid it. Al graphics? Disclose. Al code? Disclose. Consulted for code review? Disclose. Used it as a thesaurus? Disclose. Read the Al summary because you couldn't be bothered to turn it off and read search results? Disclose.
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's insanely funny to me that this has now somehow involved Jesse Singal taking the side of the sex cult.
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wait, I'm sorry. Aella doesn't believe "reality is made of molecules"? What the fuck?
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm sorry, 1 of fucking 51? Ugh...hold my beer...
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Scott Lemieux @lemieuxlgm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I think the argument that it would be better for anyone on any time horizon for Paxton to win is ludicrous, but if that's what you believe then at least stand up for it. Don't do this "I'm just saying don't vote for the Democratic candidate, what heppens is out of my hands" chickenshit nonsense
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Ariellah | אריאלה @sodone.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Osama bin Laden Donald Trump 🤝 "If we just attack them, they will revolt against their government"
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Need everyone to shut the fuck up and lock in.
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 11/09/2026
shit like this is why i say the press are a bunch of chickenshits. "oh they yelled at us so we just dumped it on youtube" you fucking cowards, air it anyways and dare them to sue you then put the threats in the court record. air a title card saying "THE US GOVERNMENT ORDERED THIS NOT AIR", come on
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Happy Gilmore Grizzly Adams
ALT: Happy Gilmore Grizzly Adams
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This, too, is whitewashing, is reputation laundering. Letting these Nazi fucks pretend anonymously that they’d really like to constrain him but lack the ability, that’s a vicious lie.
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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sean pagliacci aka doctor dog with a gun @ghosthardware05.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
imagine caping for the ideology that proceeded to prop up fascist regimes (to this very day!)
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
...good Lord lmao
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Your Ad Here [10 chars] @cooluser354.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
we're never getting universal healthcare are we "give those resources to... investors" you mean like union pension funds?
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 06/09/2026
see this is what victory feels like: when the other side claims your ideas were theirs all along
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Dawg, we're never gonna be able to do any progressive economic policies if we still can only focus on the price of fuckin eggs and get pissed enough to fall into fascism.
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America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Everybody's favorite Bloodless Qaunt. Sorry if I misspelled the name. Spelling ain't my strong suit
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Me when I spit in the face of the giants whose shoulders I stand upon:
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Good going, BlueSky! You got Ben being a chart wonk!
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Wolverine misses her meme, but it's former FTC head, Lina Khan.
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I think one of the worst behaviors is the whole "white-knighting"/"she won't fuck you, bro" whenever anyone speaks up in the defense of a woman. How about just don't be a fucking asshole women?
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This dude is just trying to sell a product to block "EMF". Literally just 5G conspiracy repackaged as data center.
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
We're basically trying to recreate the US healthcare system, but for housing.
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 28/08/2026
Wow, this guy is POWERFULLY stupid.
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 28/08/2026
Wait hold up. I want to know: when you posted this were you under the influence of an inhalant like super glue? Or were you stone cold sober?
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
What "unacceptable" opinions did you express, Devin? 🪿
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
it says something that he thinks having something named after you taken away is a really bad punishment
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