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Chris T

@n0v0w3ls.bsky.social
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Software Engineer by day Reply Guy by also day views are my own MAGA, tankies, and people who hated The Last Jedi: save me a step and block me first

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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 3h
I'm sorry but BlueSky doesn't understand decile charts, as we've all learned.
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 10h
2 years of rent paid is nice but not something I would call "life changing". I'm still living in the same place, and go back to normal immediately after. If I was making $30k more per year? That would be much different.
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 12h
The 60s was the first measles vaccine, with MMR coming out in 1971. In 1989, the second dose of MMR was recommended.
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 12h
God dammit...
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 14h
Key difference is that he has hired pretty much no black men (only hedging because there's always some minor office I forget about). Of the people he has hired, they are mostly white, mostly men, and yet it's only been the women getting fired.
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 14h
He's doing the "you don't have the courage to say what you mean" thing, but being passive aggressive about it. Its staying power is in its absurdity. I don't think it's a great comic to make any kind of greater point.
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 15h
It's one of those things where I wonder if my instincts about them at the time were real and good, or if they actually changed over about when I did, just in the opposite direction.
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 16h
A motion to table is a motion to set it aside. As in not proceed. It will pass.
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 16h
Transphobic solar
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 17h
I mean, yes, but also why is it even that high to begin with? I don't think this announcement does anything in the short run, but in the long run, I think it is a net positive for the company...just want to know why lol
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 17h
Yes, but it's really weird that it's directed at Canada when directing it at this administration is both more correct in reality and in strategy.
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 17h
I'm so glad I clicked through before I posted the comic.
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 17h
One which is arguably too lax in the private space already.
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 18h
You can see it in the videos.
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 20h
while he gets a smirk on his face and looks back at the Air Force guy behind him like "I'm onto you buddy. I'll play your game to the crowd, but you can't trick me."
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 20h
Is it? I know he doesn't understand the word, but the crucial part is that he doesn't seem to think people telling him about "asylum seekers" are lying to him. He talks about that as if it's actually happening. But with stealth, he constantly is throwing in things like "they tell me it's invisible",
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 20h
I wonder what kind of lies our DoD has had to tell the president over the years for the *good* of the country. Because my mind immediately went to "oh they'd never put the real ones in front of him".
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 20h
"move tail to the front" Quick! Someone tell him canards are French! Maybe we can avoid them altogether!
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 20h
X-32
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 20h
It's like he simultaneously doesn't understand what they've told him about stealth, and that what he *thinks* they told him is a straight up lie. As if they tell the public it's invisible, maybe to trick our adversaries? But he's just too smart and sees through the lie. It's just fascinating...
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 20h
I have an obsession over how Trump talks about stealth. Because a ton of people say that he thinks "stealth" is supposed to be literally invisible. But it's deeper than that. He seems to simultaneously think that AND be incredulous over the perceived claim.
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I mean you can see that it's just a hollowed out body on many of the videos.
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Oh that reminds me of one guy who said that Stalin was playing 4D chess to lure the Nazis into a trap. Like the invasion of Poland was just incidental and they lost millions of men over two years of Operation Barbarossa...all according to plan.
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I'm so curious what the "gotcha" was supposed to be lol
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
We expect them to know a little bit about the things they claim to know a lot about.
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I can't even make a joke that they only hate the fascists because they are organized. They basically hate everything about them. Based, tbh.
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Kendall Jenner Pepsi Moment
ALT: Kendall Jenner Pepsi Moment
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
What "legal risks"!? There's no risk!
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
"reputational risks"
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J. Jonah Jameson Laughing Hysterically
ALT: J. Jonah Jameson Laughing Hysterically
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Darth Youngling-slayer is an outlier and shouldn't be counted
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
To be fair, would be pretty boring to write about the time when the Jedi just did everything right lol
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
The next Marxist who tells me to "read theory", I can simply answer "no u".
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Curtains for Zoosha-ass tech
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
It does not stay empty long. Even an empty unit incurs cost. That landlord has to make a decision to wait it out, draining their finances all the while, or cutting their losses and selling.
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
They don't believe there is a housing shortage. They think that there is a large amount of perfectly livable housing that rich people keep vacant and somehow that makes them money. Which is also a very dumb theory, but answers that question.
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
On one hand, Instagram "links" are dogshit. On the other, so are the people who do this, so...
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
It's giving:
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Lmao
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Nah, there are real tankies. Just that we've conflated it with "campist". But part of that is also because campists think they are tankies.
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
They would, yes.
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
It's basically like what they sold Ask Jeeves to be, instead of what it really was.
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Because they are just fascists wearing tattered, faded red clothing.
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I love telling them they agree with the current US administration.
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Yes, they really hate that Ukraine had a mostly nonviolent revolution for liberalism.
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Yeah I don't care about the animals. Show us that clock drawing.
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Oh I was thinking the other way around. But yeah you could hit prop planes with them. And easily get radar locks.
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
"lock"? We're talking about the days of guns and the Norden bomb sight. Radar is barely getting its start in Britain and it's mostly an early warning system.
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
There is not a single thing in this world that would convince me that his state of disability has ever factored into Trump's decision-making on this.
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
This, to me, is peak BlueSky content, and why I'll never leave
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I also enjoy "let's build all our critical technology in car production plants". Which, obviously, would frighten China...the world manufacturing superpower...and definitely not leak all critical designs into their hands immediately.
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