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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M

@n00ance.bsky.social
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A queer man of a score and a half with a tale to tell for you to laugh

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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Googling "country where it's legal to torture Michael Tracey to death"
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Also-cannot give enough props to deadlock for just stellar design and incorporating accessibility options in a game that isn't even out yet and a huge FUCK YOU to Behavior Interactive for acting like colorblind options are some sort of extenuating circumstance.
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I lost so many of my legendary video pulls on twitter so I might start a new one again. Here's Doom running on a cross-stitch machine by @wallmasterr.
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Every time I post an image with alt-text it gives me a java error that the image is corrupted so Image of streamer Destiny with arms around alt-right and white supremacist figureheads Brittany Venti and Lauren Southern
Image of streamer Destiny with arms around alt-right and white supremacist figureheads Brittany Venti and Lauren Southern
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
static.klipy.com
More Kylo Ren
ALT: More Kylo Ren
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フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @northerniion.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
its fucking crazy luna reads chat
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sweepstakes used to be exciting, now brands just beg you for all your contact information and look at you like this
static.klipy.com
The Whale: Brendan Fraser's Performance
ALT: The Whale: Brendan Fraser's Performance
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've had a T-Mobile plan for 10 years that gives me free base plan Hulu that all exploded when Disney bought it.
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
1000% buy this
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The White House accord on AI that was signed by all the big tech oligarchs today misspells United States as “Unites States.”
Document signed by Trump, Sundar Pichai
Google
Dario Amodei
Anthropic
Mark Zuckerberg
Meta

Greg Brockman
OpenAl

Elon Musk
XAI

Jensen Huang
nvidia “Unites States”
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Also all of you get the fuck out of the way I'm voting Grandma in first
Deadlock Character Art: BABA
tags: Cackling, Beady, Hexing

Small round grandmother with glasses and holding a cup of tea sitting on a bench with a pigeon
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm........ I'm lost for words at how beautiful this is
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me when I have no idea what anything is:
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The sooner you stupid mfs realize that queer people, black people, marginalized people, disabled people can and SHOULD be criticized if they forward bad or anti-progressive ideas is when we can maybe make some traction
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Actually people are starved for literal material resources you buffoon
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yes Instagram, I'd love to blow off my brother and all my personal relationships, write me a brief blurb summarizing all the shitposts and women in Star Wars cosplay.
Image of a text feature in Instagram Direct Messaging. 
Text reads: 

"11 new messages. Summarize with Meta Al"
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
buddy you're gonna get it now and by "it", I mean....well... Information Technology
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Elon, the Horse-fucker
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They really did call Elizabeth Holmes 'the next Steve Jobs' and I thought she was SO beautiful on the cover of Fortune and did not think of her again until the most hilarious text from Sonny was posted
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Democrat dyed in the wool voters really do not know how politics work with attention to opinion polling (They do, this is just their way of saying they also don't want trans people to have rights and they'll let a Republican win before they let that happen)
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Hector Diaz @iamhectordiaz.com · 24/09/2026
a friend’s dad was taken by ICE and they’re looking to raise money for legal representation. share and donate if you’re able to www.gofundme.com/f/our-dad-wa...
gofundme.com
Donate to Our Dad was taken by ICE, organized by Victoria Rudenko
Our dad has called the United States home since 1996. He came here 30 years ago and has s… Victoria Rudenko needs your support for Our Dad was taken by ICE
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Sommer Animation @sommeranimation.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
VYPERVYPERVYPER- have another one! #vyper #deadlock #calico #animated
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Miss Pauling Consoles You For Losing On 2fort with Gentle Gunfire Background Noise ASMR
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: news broadcast of a Chimpanzee in a suit walking to the podium of a White House briefing. Text at the bottom reads: “PRESIDENT CHIMPSKY TO MAKE STATEMENT ON TERRORIST ATTACK” Panel 2: president Chimpsky signs to the camera, “Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you.”
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Amy READ PINNED (cute) [weird] 🔞 @amyuncut.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Liberal furry who's like "VORE BLUE NO MATTER WHO"
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
New — I had the opportunity to see NAZA, the documentary freaking out the Israeli government because of its horrifying firsthand descriptions of the way the IDF has used AI to target and massacre Palestinian civilians. My thoughts on the film’s damning revelations, and the banality of evil:
thehandbasket.co
I saw the documentary the Israeli government doesn’t want you to see
'NAZA' dispels once and for all the myth that the IDF didn't target civilians in Gaza.
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I openly support accidentally hitting every libertarian with your car in New Hampshire
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's over, the feministe writers have found the article about the masking lesbian bar
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The One Who Cums @theonewhocums.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Republicans: I shit myself as a political strategy. Liberals: I think we should at least try it, it seems to get votes!
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yeah it's terrifying you think they're not in the top 1% of skill assessments across most job fields.
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Celebrity Culture is Great Man Theory, Industry Leaders, Cult of Personality, The Chosen One, Divine Right of Kings, Born This Way, False Meritocracy, etc etc etc
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Her crime: making delicious ice cream
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Dread Meadow @deadlyflowers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Like, I've seen your other posts where you say transness is a threat to womanhood, so I know what you really are. But for everybody else: that is hogwash, trans women are women and all the laws that have harmed cis women over the centuries also harm trans women and vice versa.
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Guys, we HAVE to vote for the "indefinitely imprison all women whose name starts with S" guy! Otherwise fascism will win! Electoral politics is such a joke.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt theonion.com/mr-autumn-man-walking-…
Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I love reading books to the kids at my work but when they requested Eragon I was laughing my ass off because they have no idea how obsessed I was with this book
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When AM's HATE speech starts title scrolling in my head after a long day that's how I know I'm hangry
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The worst men alive all absolutely love AI and hate trans people. Huh. Probably no lessons for me to learn there.
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Looking up how to do my baby's bris on ChatGPT: 'Yes, disinfecting your tools using rubbing alcohol and also drinking should be fine. The alcohol content makes it completely sanitary so no germs can survive in it.' Looking up how to do my baby's bris on Gemini: 'Local Mohel Yokels near you'
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
For a Man who has mounted to the highest places most fall to meet his destiny below
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Vote blue liberals are the Jets fans of political demographics
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The reason I know liberals who are white, black, queer, anything really who say "we need to vote for domestic interests" are full of shit is when trans people or ethnic minorities go 'i don't want vote for someone who actively endangers me through inaction or complacency' they say "YOU'RE A FASCIST"
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yeah we really have to hold trans women accountable. Like it's important we get as many strangers to yell at this trans woman, for accountability reasons. We have to drive her off the internet, like as restorative justifice or whatever
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フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @northerniion.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
#inspired
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Epic Games: I hate your product. I rarely ever use your launcher because it's ass. If I'm in my games library, being unable to remember which game is which with only a thumbnail image, thus forcing me to LOOK IT UP in the store is the kind of oversight I expected from 2005. Tim Sweeney you're ass.
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The guy who loves Obama and Biden tells me I'm not the left
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Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Would pay a lot for a ticket to see @davekarpf.bsky.social's borscht belt standup routine
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You're telling me they made a game called "Trans Sister"?? The woke mob has gone too far
Cover for Supergiant Games' "Transistor"
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm getting married soon, and looking at that woman truly makes me feel hope for humanity and lose all my misanthropy. I love her so fervently and she's so present on my mind I do wonder how I ever called loving anyone else by the same term.
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