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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M

@n00ance.bsky.social
278 followers 279 following 4.6K posts

A queer man of a score and a half with a tale to tell for you to laugh

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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s good that Bialik has hobbies besides advocating for people’s deaths and also casting aspersions on vaccines
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We are maybe 15 years out from drone footage prison shows
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Reading the news. "Shit in medical is fucked" "Shit in the investment market is fucked" "A dog died" "So you're never retiring ever"
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Congwessional pwomises are binding, evewybody
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You actually gotta kill yours3lf dawg
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sensorywise they're pretty nice.
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm stuck on Unite
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Damn Resident Evil was REALLY fucking good.
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fr fr
B/W Comic with text 
Muscular guy with tiny head says "where do you work out"

Slim guy with massive head: "the library"
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tobina Fox does it again
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How is that gonna come out your ass
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Got married
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Googling "country where it's legal to torture Michael Tracey to death"
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Also-cannot give enough props to deadlock for just stellar design and incorporating accessibility options in a game that isn't even out yet and a huge FUCK YOU to Behavior Interactive for acting like colorblind options are some sort of extenuating circumstance.
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
His new handle is @alastairlow.bsky.social
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I lost so many of my legendary video pulls on twitter so I might start a new one again. Here's Doom running on a cross-stitch machine by @wallmasterr.
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh my God the Visit was his???? NAKED GRANDMA POOP HUMOR HORROR MOVIE SHYMALAN? Jesus Christ man I watched this under duress
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Every time I post an image with alt-text it gives me a java error that the image is corrupted so Image of streamer Destiny with arms around alt-right and white supremacist figureheads Brittany Venti and Lauren Southern
Image of streamer Destiny with arms around alt-right and white supremacist figureheads Brittany Venti and Lauren Southern
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Truly just a delegation of 20,000 uncles in chat
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
static.klipy.com
More Kylo Ren
ALT: More Kylo Ren
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フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @northerniion.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
its fucking crazy luna reads chat
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sweepstakes used to be exciting, now brands just beg you for all your contact information and look at you like this
static.klipy.com
The Whale: Brendan Fraser's Performance
ALT: The Whale: Brendan Fraser's Performance
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We used to be a real country
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've had a T-Mobile plan for 10 years that gives me free base plan Hulu that all exploded when Disney bought it.
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
1000% buy this
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The White House accord on AI that was signed by all the big tech oligarchs today misspells United States as “Unites States.”
Document signed by Trump, Sundar Pichai
Google
Dario Amodei
Anthropic
Mark Zuckerberg
Meta

Greg Brockman
OpenAl

Elon Musk
XAI

Jensen Huang
nvidia “Unites States”
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Also all of you get the fuck out of the way I'm voting Grandma in first
Deadlock Character Art: BABA
tags: Cackling, Beady, Hexing

Small round grandmother with glasses and holding a cup of tea sitting on a bench with a pigeon
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm........ I'm lost for words at how beautiful this is
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Your head, much like your life, lacks substance matter
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
6 eye limitless reverse ring technique
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Damn, LOTRO brings me BACK
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me when I have no idea what anything is:
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And then you can skip the bibliography, the correction, the response video AND the context video because you're usually smarter than the person making the video anyway
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This one gets 5 big cinema sins dings
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am going to buy a small island and then take all of you guys and turn it into a drone footage battle royale for everyone to watch on TV
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Terrible experience, they don't honor contracts at all
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just saw a video from my city about people who are homeless needing a place to stay during this storm and deadass a lesbian just posts "let them freeze" and people were replying to her shocked that someone of her sexuality could also be so bigoted. You stupid assholes go read Mao
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The sooner you stupid mfs realize that queer people, black people, marginalized people, disabled people can and SHOULD be criticized if they forward bad or anti-progressive ideas is when we can maybe make some traction
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Actually people are starved for literal material resources you buffoon
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Isn't it like 8am
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You love NATO and USAID. Again, I ask, do you want to know or care how many people they have killed under the guise of humanitarianism?
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Do you wanna guess how many people USAID assisted in killing or do we gotta close our ears for that one
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yes Instagram, I'd love to blow off my brother and all my personal relationships, write me a brief blurb summarizing all the shitposts and women in Star Wars cosplay.
Image of a text feature in Instagram Direct Messaging. 
Text reads: 

"11 new messages. Summarize with Meta Al"
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What I mean to say is your browser has been restricted at work because you've fucked your computer up so bad, and also you are not allowed to work from home
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
buddy you're gonna get it now and by "it", I mean....well... Information Technology
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Elon, the Horse-fucker
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The pharmaceuticals he's been on to keep his eyes dilated at 300% 24/7 since the smoking meats livestream have got to be enough to kill a horse
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They really did call Elizabeth Holmes 'the next Steve Jobs' and I thought she was SO beautiful on the cover of Fortune and did not think of her again until the most hilarious text from Sonny was posted
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Chiblee, they're frying me chiblee, I tried to type nipple and they took away my free speech
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n00ance, the Aubergine M&M @n00ance.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Democrat dyed in the wool voters really do not know how politics work with attention to opinion polling (They do, this is just their way of saying they also don't want trans people to have rights and they'll let a Republican win before they let that happen)
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