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Mistake maker. Love taker. Wind breaker. Software Engineer. He/Him

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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 11/09/2026
Out of context captions:
A man speaks to a woman on a TV screen with the caption “I’ll finally destroy the box, my love.” underneath.
It’s a still of the show “Dark Matter.”
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 27/05/2026
I miss “whimsy” being a rare word. It was such a delight to encounter it out in the lexical wild.
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Jason Bender @jasonbender.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
This is why you’re supposed to have a functioning Congress. As crazy as Trump is, we have to remember that the Republican party is enabling all of this. They are just as much to blame for this as he is. They’ve abdicated their responsibility to get this under control.
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 25/12/2025
Seasonally appropriate!
A red Kitchen Aid stand mixer next to a red toaster.
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 19/09/2025
I’m really looking forward to a time when I can be looking forward to a time again.
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 06/06/2025
Was it Trusk… or Mump? *sigh* I guess we’ll never know now.
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Michele Fitzgerald @myzfitz.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
I’m choosing flowers today to offset the dumpster fires happening around the globe. Flowers in a vase, people… not even a good vase. Happy flowers in a sh*t vase.. that’s where it’s at. Enjoy the weekend. 💐😳🤦🏻‍♀️
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 10/02/2025
I know Roman numerals but still… it seems like Superbowl LIX should be reserved for #69.
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 28/01/2025
How does a negative catalyst get off? Exasturbates Aaaaaaaaand quote skeet
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 12/01/2025
OK devs, who’s gonna build the AT Protocol-based Facebook alternative?
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 05/12/2024
I wouldn’t say I’m a lot but I’m not a little.
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 02/09/2023
Just
Photo of a barbecue grill with the logo altered to highlight just the letters b and e in the middle of the word Weber
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 26/12/2023
If you were visited by 3 ghost on Christmas Eve, who would you want them to be?
Ferris, Sloan, and Cameron from the film “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.”
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My Mistake @handle.invalid · 15/11/2023
Cat got to reenact a photo ~40 years after the original! Listen to this week's episode to hear about this and more! (More even than the bangs and the glasses) mymistake.libsyn.com
Cat Crimins as a youth at Big Tree in Humboldt, California's Avenue of the Giants and then again around 40 years later in front of the same tree!
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 24/10/2023
Al Pastor Syndrome: The feeling that you really didn’t earn that third taco
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 12/04/2023
Wow! There are relatively few people here. This would be a great time to come up with a viral post and firmly entrench myself in the early history of Bluesky! Brain: …
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 27/10/2023
Happy Friday, Skymates!
Two one-liter beers and a tablestand (#10) ripe with the promise of ridiculously delicious sausages.
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SneezingWithWetMascara @wetmascara.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
"That Site." "The Bad Place." You can say LinkedIn here. No one cares.
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 24/10/2023
Al Pastor Syndrome: The feeling that you really didn’t earn that third taco
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 20/08/2023
When was the movie The Professional renamed to Leon? And more importantly… WHY???
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 22/10/2023
Atlas Shrugged
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 21/10/2023
So, this happened.
A link to an article on Hard Drive with the headline: We have Bluesky Codes, But We Put Them All in This Article Because We Need the Ad Revenue.
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My Mistake @handle.invalid · 04/10/2023
New episode just dropped! Get it here: mymistake.libsyn.com/203-porn-poo... or wherever you dig on podcasts.
mymistake.libsyn.com
My Mistake: 203. Porn, Poop, Planes, and Patty Lin
Patty Lin, one of our most cherished guests, returns to talk a little bit about her book and a lot more about a wide variety of other things. John explains his conspiracy theory about the Russians bei...
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 29/09/2023
You think she’ll leave office now?
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 20/09/2023
The problem with listening to bossa nova in the car is that I keep thinking my turn signal is on.
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 20/09/2023
The problem with listening to bossa nova in the car is that I keep thinking my turn signal is on.
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 02/09/2023
Well, I guess Mr. Buffett will finally find out if they do, indeed, serve cheeseburgers in paradise.
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 02/09/2023
Just
Photo of a barbecue grill with the logo altered to highlight just the letters b and e in the middle of the word Weber
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 23/08/2023
Try that in a small crown
A young girl wearing a very tiny crown
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SneezingWithWetMascara @wetmascara.bsky.social · 22/08/2023
Schrödinger's shart.
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 20/08/2023
When was the movie The Professional renamed to Leon? And more importantly… WHY???
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 20/08/2023
Red? skies at night…
Photo of an orange, yellow, and purple sunset just before tropical storm Hilary comes to visit.
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 19/08/2023
So, my wife is re-watching Six Feet Under and I walked into the room during a scene where Peter Strauss is burying Lily Taylor’s body under a tree and I recognized the tree from the opening scene of episode 1, season 3 of Barry. Why am I like this?
Photo of a TV screen showing a still of a tree from Six Feet Under S4 E1.A photo of the same tree as the other photo, but this time from Barry, S3 E1.
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 16/08/2023
Reskeet with an iconic, fictional band.
A photo of The Rutles, a fictional band created by Eric Idle of Monty Python fame as a parody of The Beatles.
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 11/08/2023
LinkedIn is proof hell exists.
Two screenshots, both from LinkedIn, one of a notification that there are 24 frontend engineering manager roles hiring in the United States, the other showing the results of clicking on the notification. The results show one screen with 7 separate listings for the same remote job, just in different states. Also, the job listing in the results is for a Kubernetes engineering manager, which has nothing to do with the position mentioned in the notification/search.
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Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social · 14/08/2023
The people out fitness running in vacation destinations are actually running away from their families for a few hours.
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 11/08/2023
LinkedIn is proof hell exists.
Two screenshots, both from LinkedIn, one of a notification that there are 24 frontend engineering manager roles hiring in the United States, the other showing the results of clicking on the notification. The results show one screen with 7 separate listings for the same remote job, just in different states. Also, the job listing in the results is for a Kubernetes engineering manager, which has nothing to do with the position mentioned in the notification/search.
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 10/08/2023
@tiamarie.bsky.social Where are you? My skyline has a hole in it!
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 04/08/2023
Well, this is… if not problematic, at least weird. Flag translation?
A screenshot from Google Translate showing a translation from Portuguese to English where the Brazilian flag is “translated” to a U.S.A. One.
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 04/08/2023
@neilhimself.neilgaiman.com Among the manifold delights I am enjoying in Good Omens season 2, the unit of measurement of the magnitude of a miracle being Lazurii stood out and gave me a a true giggle. Thank you!
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Fluffy Bunney of Doom @fluffybunneyofdoom.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
This is the superior app because I don’t have to hear Makeba every time I click on a post here
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Fluffy Bunney of Doom @fluffybunneyofdoom.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
Why is it I can send an hour long video via text but the second I try to send two photos via email it’s like “whoa there buddy, have you thought about reducing the size, you data glutton”
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 02/08/2023
The show Alone is reinforcing the values for which my comrades and I stand:
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 01/08/2023
I never thought I would get to a place in my life where news of the existence of alien life and government conspiracies to hide it would barely be a blip on my mental radar but here we are.
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Patrick @ninjapleasedj.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
Please check out my mom’s podcast called Journalista which is about her adventures as a war correspondent for CBS news in which she helped uncover the US’s involvement in the Iran/Contra affair. Please repost to help get the word out! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/journ…
podcasts.apple.com
‎Journalista on Apple Podcasts
‎Society & Culture · 2023
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Akrasia @akrasia.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
yeah moral outrage is cool and sometimes the correct tool but you also have to make a positive case for improving people's lives that resonates with people who are not leftists if you're only ever doing the first you're just trying to feel good about being mean to people; not to build a movement
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 25/07/2023
3 O’clock High, Repo Man, Liquid Sky, The Hunger.
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 11/07/2023
Definitely developed film. Ancient enough that I can say I was hot without it being a brag.
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Dan "Rebel Scum" Werneck @prof-werneck.bsky.social · 11/07/2023
RT only if you are NOT becoming more conservative as you grow older.
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