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MysterFitz

@mysterfitz.tech
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Mistake maker. Love taker. Wind breaker. Software Engineer. He/Him

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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 11/09/2026
Out of context captions:
A man speaks to a woman on a TV screen with the caption “I’ll finally destroy the box, my love.” underneath.
It’s a still of the show “Dark Matter.”
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 25/12/2025
My childhood! Except that my Atari 2600 was hooked up to a giant, mid-70’s era console TV.
A console TV from the 1970’s
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 25/12/2025
Seasonally appropriate!
A red Kitchen Aid stand mixer next to a red toaster.
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 03/01/2025
In haiku format:
It’s not DNS 
There’s no way it’s DNS
It was DNS
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 26/12/2023
If you were visited by 3 ghost on Christmas Eve, who would you want them to be?
Ferris, Sloan, and Cameron from the film “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.”
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 29/10/2023
I used to collect beer cans as a kid because we did weird stuff like that then. I had a few of these but I had to steal this pic off the tubes because that collection probably got tossed in 1979.
A can of Billy Beer, a brand named for then-president Jimmy Carter’s redneck brother.
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 27/10/2023
Follow-up:
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 27/10/2023
Happy Friday, Skymates!
Two one-liter beers and a tablestand (#10) ripe with the promise of ridiculously delicious sausages.
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 21/10/2023
So, this happened.
A link to an article on Hard Drive with the headline: We have Bluesky Codes, But We Put Them All in This Article Because We Need the Ad Revenue.
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 02/09/2023
Just
Photo of a barbecue grill with the logo altered to highlight just the letters b and e in the middle of the word Weber
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 23/08/2023
Try that in a small crown
A young girl wearing a very tiny crown
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 20/08/2023
Red? skies at night…
Photo of an orange, yellow, and purple sunset just before tropical storm Hilary comes to visit.
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 19/08/2023
So, my wife is re-watching Six Feet Under and I walked into the room during a scene where Peter Strauss is burying Lily Taylor’s body under a tree and I recognized the tree from the opening scene of episode 1, season 3 of Barry. Why am I like this?
Photo of a TV screen showing a still of a tree from Six Feet Under S4 E1.A photo of the same tree as the other photo, but this time from Barry, S3 E1.
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 16/08/2023
Reskeet with an iconic, fictional band.
A photo of The Rutles, a fictional band created by Eric Idle of Monty Python fame as a parody of The Beatles.
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 11/08/2023
LinkedIn is proof hell exists.
Two screenshots, both from LinkedIn, one of a notification that there are 24 frontend engineering manager roles hiring in the United States, the other showing the results of clicking on the notification. The results show one screen with 7 separate listings for the same remote job, just in different states. Also, the job listing in the results is for a Kubernetes engineering manager, which has nothing to do with the position mentioned in the notification/search.
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 04/08/2023
Well, this is… if not problematic, at least weird. Flag translation?
A screenshot from Google Translate showing a translation from Portuguese to English where the Brazilian flag is “translated” to a U.S.A. One.
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 02/08/2023
The show Alone is reinforcing the values for which my comrades and I stand:
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 19/07/2023
How is your timing so good?
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 11/07/2023
Definitely developed film. Ancient enough that I can say I was hot without it being a brag.
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 14/06/2023
Maya has concerns
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 12/06/2023
Anybody else getting this toaster error?
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 09/06/2023
Some pics from our walk in the gardens this morning:
Flowers that look as though they’ve had red and white paint spattered on them.Mexican Sage, which is purple and black, gothic and beautiful.Alstroemeria aurea, an orange flower with brown speckles.A feline art exhibit with cat eyes and nose on posts.
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 03/06/2023
Is it a known issue that it’s impossible (at least for me) to report a post? The submit button appears underneath the reason dropup.
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 02/06/2023
Stats I used to follow vs. stats I follow now:
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 02/06/2023
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 02/06/2023
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 01/06/2023
Happy Pride, everyone!
An Apple Watch with a Pride-themed, rainbow background showing the time as 12:34 on MysterFitz's wrist.
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 25/05/2023
Mickie hopes your day gets much better, Kira!
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 23/05/2023
Oh, @codyjohnston.bsky.social, I think that it is!
Cody Johnston, of Some More News, looking up wistfully while pondering whether the future of social media is, in fact, skeeting.
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 20/05/2023
This classified as “common lilac” but these white borders seem uncommon to me.
Lilac blooms
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 20/05/2023
Maya is more of a seal than an otter:
A tabby/abysinnian cat is stretched out on a bed, looking like a seal.
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 20/05/2023
Me too!
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 17/05/2023
What the huh?
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 14/05/2023
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 13/05/2023
Umm...
A screen capture of a search for the word "kitten" on Twitter which states that "it is an invalid search query."
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 13/05/2023
Just gave that "cat" search a try on Twitter and here is my first page of results:
A page of Twitter search results under the term "cat" which just contain keywords, pictures of anime characters, and QR codes.
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 06/05/2023
Diving into hellthread like
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 02/05/2023
@illumi.bsky.social Jebus, dude! Take a nap. 😂
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 29/04/2023
Hellthread vs. Outside
Photo of a blue sky
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 29/04/2023
Thanks, ill. I just woke my wife up laughing at this:
A child’s face expressing absolute terror
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 26/04/2023
HFS! It happened!
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 25/04/2023
Safari reader mode will also bypass the wall on iPhone.
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 20/04/2023
Woo hoo!
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 18/04/2023
It is certainly on that list! From 2014:
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