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MysterFitz

@mysterfitz.tech
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Mistake maker. Love taker. Wind breaker. Software Engineer. He/Him

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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 19/09/2026
WHY DO YOU HATE CATS??? /s
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 11/09/2026
Out of context captions:
A man speaks to a woman on a TV screen with the caption “I’ll finally destroy the box, my love.” underneath.
It’s a still of the show “Dark Matter.”
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 09/09/2026
The whole software development world is faking it ‘til they make it right now and it’s awesome and terrifying to see. (Awesome in it’s pre-80’s meaning)
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 03/09/2026
Correct Answer: As long as they want. (Ice cream is not an excuse)
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 02/09/2026
Let’s ask Claude how to solve this problem!
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 28/08/2026
This is too rich!
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 21/08/2026
If that’s not midwestern public school cafeteria pizza, I’ll eat my hat.
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 20/08/2026
I read you five by five, Sir!
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 13/08/2026
Interesting, bizarre, scary, sometimes exciting. It’s, like, the singularity catalyst, man.
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 13/08/2026
Check out some AI-DLC methodologies out there to improve that process. Or, if you don’t want to go that far, grilling skills help eliminate pointless token spend and context rot. Or don’t use AI if you don’t have to. 😉
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 07/08/2026
The solution is Kalshi trades on which end-of-days scenario takes us out! Follow me for more apocalypse hacks!
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 05/08/2026
If you need an auxiliary Bug handler, please let me know.
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 27/07/2026
I haven’t had a drop of alcohol in 5 months but there’s a bottle of prosecco in the fridge for “when it happens.”
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 15/07/2026
But what is their stance on lasagna and can they jump over a church?
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 14/07/2026
Had the exact same experience. Let’s hope there’s no dirty bomb or grey goo headlines in our future.
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 15/06/2026
A lot like this, I imagine. ❤️❤️❤️
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 10/06/2026
This sounds a lot like, “We can’t accept that enough people feel differently than we do to make us lose. So any outcome other than the one we want must be fraud.” Full disclosure: I voted for the progressive candidate.
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 27/05/2026
I miss “whimsy” being a rare word. It was such a delight to encounter it out in the lexical wild.
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 27/04/2026
Whew!
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 23/04/2026
Always has been. 🔫
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Jason Bender @jasonbender.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
This is why you’re supposed to have a functioning Congress. As crazy as Trump is, we have to remember that the Republican party is enabling all of this. They are just as much to blame for this as he is. They’ve abdicated their responsibility to get this under control.
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 03/04/2026
🍊¯\_(ツ)_/¯🍊
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 01/04/2026
My understanding is that there is no algo here. Your feed should only be composed of people you followed or those on follow lists you chose. Unless you’re using “discover” as your timeline, nothing I can offer you there. There be dragons.
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 01/04/2026
Bless them. Every one.
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 01/04/2026
You could, but before 11-12 years ago, it would have been critically panned for requiring too much suspension of disbelief.
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 27/03/2026
“Hey Tiger, smell my thumb!” — Dan (probably)
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 20/02/2026
It’s a spell from a video game Dan used to play but I’m stumped on the name of it at the moment.
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 20/02/2026
Feel better fast! We can wait, though. Hail Celine!
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 29/01/2026
You are not wrong! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Yor...
en.wikipedia.org
New York City synagogue tunnel incident - Wikipedia
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 09/01/2026
Hydrate and rest, fellas!
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 05/01/2026
File this under Lessons We Didn’t Learn From the Pandemic. *SMH*
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 04/01/2026
Feel better fast, Jordan! We can wait. Thank you for all you two do!
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 25/12/2025
My childhood! Except that my Atari 2600 was hooked up to a giant, mid-70’s era console TV.
A console TV from the 1970’s
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 25/12/2025
Seasonally appropriate!
A red Kitchen Aid stand mixer next to a red toaster.
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 25/12/2025
Brother, you and me both. The keyboard controllers you had to have for this cost twice as much as the cartridge. But I’d say the investment was worth it.
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 17/12/2025
Safe travels, gentlemen!
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 15/11/2025
Rye in the Sky is a banger!
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 07/10/2025
They showed up today! Thank you!
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 05/10/2025
Thank you for your efforts! Unfortunately, I’m still not seeing anything older than 786 in Apple Podcasts after restart.
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 26/09/2025
Feel better fast, Dan! We wonks will wait.
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 19/09/2025
I’m really looking forward to a time when I can be looking forward to a time again.
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 03/08/2025
I’m sorry, Katie! Karma’s aim sucks sometimes.
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 06/06/2025
gm
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 06/06/2025
Was it Trusk… or Mump? *sigh* I guess we’ll never know now.
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 23/05/2025
Thank you for reminding me that it existed! It’s such a beautiful way to expose the sadness of the human condition.
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 23/05/2025
I LOVE this piece but I started to watch your linked version and was really thrown by the music behind it. Here is the original: youtu.be/cCeeTfsm8bk
youtu.be
Mark Osborne's MORE
YouTube video by HappyProductCorp
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Michele Fitzgerald @myzfitz.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
I’m choosing flowers today to offset the dumpster fires happening around the globe. Flowers in a vase, people… not even a good vase. Happy flowers in a sh*t vase.. that’s where it’s at. Enjoy the weekend. 💐😳🤦🏻‍♀️
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 29/04/2025
I’ll take it! ❤️
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 11/03/2025
I am 50% guilty.
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MysterFitz @mysterfitz.tech · 11/03/2025
Was he eating it with his feet?
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