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Jordan Gehrung

@mycupcakesaremoist.bsky.social
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Jordan Gehrung @mycupcakesaremoist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Angela is the world’s oldest five-year-old. #bb28
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Abolish ICE
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 06/09/2026
Well. To be fair, we were all hoping he would dye.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Donald calls non-communists “communists”—and real communists “friends.”
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Inquiring Mind of the English Teacher Kind @inquiringmind-tpt.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Ninety-six days until Halloween! Poetry analysis activities for high school and the Halloween season are available here: www.teacherspayteachers.com/Product/Hall... #teachsky #edusky #halloween #highschoolela #highschoolenglish #englishteacher #poetry #teacherspayteachers #tpt #ghosts
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Inquiring Mind of the English Teacher Kind @inquiringmind-tpt.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Ninety-seven days until Halloween! Poetry analysis activities for high school and the Halloween season are available here: www.teacherspayteachers.com/Product/Hall... #teachsky #edusky #halloween #highschoolela #highschoolenglish #englishteacher #poetry #teacherspayteachers #tpt
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
#Donarrhea
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Inquiring Mind of the English Teacher Kind @inquiringmind-tpt.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Poetry analysis activities for high school and the Halloween season are available here: www.teacherspayteachers.com/Product/Hall... #teachsky #edusky #halloween #highschoolela #highschoolenglish #poetry #lovecraft #teacherspayteachers #tpt
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Jordan Gehrung @mycupcakesaremoist.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Oh hi I didn’t see you there.
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Jurassic Outpost @jurassicoutpost.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Sam Neill has passed away at age 78 “It is with immense sadness that the whānau of Sam Neill share the news of his passing on Monday 13th July, in Sydney, Australia." Rest in peace Dr. Alan Grant
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Jordan Gehrung @mycupcakesaremoist.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
My mom, literally right now, making conversation: “How do you feel about mimes?”
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 30/06/2026
* flip the senate now, block Trump nominations, hold the senate/house and select a dem POTUS in 2029, then pass a law that adds four seats, sets 18 year term limits to senior status with appointments staggered every two years, and creates ethics rules with teeth.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Four Supreme Court justices inventing the "nuh-uh I don't like it ewww" defense to the actual text of the Constitution.
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Inquiring Mind of the English Teacher Kind @inquiringmind-tpt.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
This could have been all Garbage records, but here we have Garbage's Version 2.0 as my favorite album. Then, in no particular order, Perfume Genius's Set My Heart on Fire Immediately, Rob Zombie's compilation album Halloween Hootenanny, Yeah Yeah Yeahs' Show Your Bones, and Billie Myers' Vertigo.
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Jordan Gehrung @mycupcakesaremoist.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
“To live during the Giannis generation was to believe what you were seeing. To live in the moment and be focused on the present. And if you were there, you knew to cherish it. Because you knew one day, it was all going to be over.”
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Inquiring Mind of the English Teacher Kind @inquiringmind-tpt.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
This bundle covers “The Werewolf’s Howl” by Brooke Byrne, a story about a dying man who has been plagued by a disturbing experience. A quiz, literary analysis activity, vocabulary games, copy of the text, and answer keys are included. Store link in bio. #summerween #highschoolenglish #shortstory
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Josh Lewenberg @jlewenberg.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Giannis, when these trade rumours started:
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Inquiring Mind of the English Teacher Kind @inquiringmind-tpt.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Basically, if a book features supernatural experiences, sweet animals, or Brooke Shields, I'm in. #readingisfun #aboutme #teachsky #edusky #brookeshields
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Spiro’s Ghost @antitoxicpeople.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
The completely & utterly demented, mentally ill President of the United States just posted this truly brainless imbecilic nonsense. Elected GOP are shameful to not remove this dangerously deranged fool from office immediately. There is something truly wrong with him. “Idiocracy” was non-fiction.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 11/06/2026
YES. WOW!! Thank you, @petebuttigieg.bsky.social advocating for ADDING SEATS to the Supreme Court because term limits don't go far enough. THIS is what will get my vote in 2028. No good law passed will survive this rogue Supreme Court.
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Rep. Robert Garcia @robertgarcia.house.gov · 09/06/2026
If you think California is taking a while to count votes, wait until you hear how long the Trump Administration is taking to release the Epstein files…
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 09/06/2026
BOOOOOOOOOOO
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Gabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Booing the tyrant during the national anthem is patriotism 🇺🇸
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Jim Owczarski @jimowczarski.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
As each year goes by that 2021 championship season holds up better and better for the Bucks.🏆
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
The good news: You are still allowed to bring your middle fingers.
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Jordan Gehrung @mycupcakesaremoist.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
So he finally admitted responsibility for something?!
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 01/06/2026
This is Bodie. His presence indicates the beginning of Pride Month. May his whimsy and steadfastness bring joy and confidence to all. 14/10 the parade starts right behind him 🌈🐾 (IG: hellobodie)
a golden retriever puppy on a bright pink rope leash prances through some tall grass. he’s wearing a brightly patterned bandana around his neck and is carrying a miniature six-stripe pride flag in his mouth. his front right paw is raised mid-stride, like he’s ready to hop into a pride parade at any second.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Men who worship Trump, a man who wears liquid foundation, is *obsessed* with ballrooms, dances to gay anthems from the ‘70s, plays music from Broadway musicals, talks fondly about Arnold Palmer’s enormous penis, and gushes about how hot Jaxson Dart is, are questioning James Talarico’s sexuality?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/05/2026
DOJ Launches Criminal Investigation Into All Women
DOJ Launches Criminal Investigation Into All Women
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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 26/05/2026
"If you want $3 gas, you're going to have to wait 6 years. We will not get back down to that sub-$70 oil level until 2032"
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 20/05/2026
He's not planning on leaving. That's what the ballroom bunker equipped with drones is for. It's why he's calling for Thune to fire the parliamentarian who's refusing to allow the $1B for the ballroom in the reconciliation bill. It's why he's paying the insurrectionists with his slush fund.
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Inquiring Mind of the English Teacher Kind @inquiringmind-tpt.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Take 50% off everything with code SUMMER50 exclusively at www.inquiringmindoftheenglishteacherkind.com! #teachsky #highschool #summerschool #education #reading #creativewriting #poetry #teachers #teacherspayteachers #edusky
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Jordan Gehrung @mycupcakesaremoist.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
We are so screwed.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/05/2026
Celtics Attempt To Lure Giannis By Announcing Payton Pritchard His Brother Now theonion.com/celtics-attempt-to-lur…
Celtics Attempt To Lure Giannis By Announcing Payton Pritchard His Brother Now
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 08/05/2026
My entire lifetime has seen Republicans benefit from every structural bias in the system: two republican presidents elected while losing the popular vote,the senate being biased towards small rural conservative states,house and state legislatures being heavily gerrymandered, and a captured SCOTUS.
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Jordan Gehrung @mycupcakesaremoist.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Top 15 TV Shows: The Golden Girls Evil Dinosaurs The Big C The Young Pope Somebody Somewhere Just Shoot Me Veronica’s Closet Crossing Jordan Strangers with Candy Rocko’s Modern Life Getting On The Comeback The Nanny Halloween Baking Championship
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
In fairness, naming a place that is not currently working and causing problems throughout the world after himself is as inadvertently introspective as Donald is ever going to get.
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Matinee Mode @matineemode.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
35 years ago today DINOSAURS premiered as a new addition to ABC’s TGIF lineup.
Baby, Charlene and Robbie Sinclair from DINOSAURS (1991)
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Jordan Gehrung @mycupcakesaremoist.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
A photo like this makes me dream of a future where “it” happens. #sleepydon
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
With so much awful news, here is something to brighten your day:
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Dana Goldberg @dgcomedy.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
At 33 points, Trump’s approval rating is official lower than his felony count.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Congrats on “opening” a strait that was open six weeks ago, and all it cost was at least 13 dead service members, thousands of dead Iranian civilians, tens of billions in taxpayer dollars, our loss in global standing, and the Iranian regime’s increase in power. Phenomenal work.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
People forget that Amazon Prime has broadcast some of the greatest moments in NBA history.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
JD Vance, who is using a new book about his religion to promote his political ambitions, says religion should stay out of politics. You first.
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Mitchell Maurer @mitchellnba.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Goodbye and good riddance to the 2025-26 Milwaukee Bucks season.
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Jordan Gehrung @mycupcakesaremoist.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Posting Dorothy Zbornak every day until “it” happens.
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ALT: an older woman in a yellow robe is sitting in a chair with the caption how long is this going to last
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 07/04/2026
23 people could stop this genocidal war criminal. That’s it. 23. 20 Republican senators and 3 republican reps in the house and he’d be out of politics forever. But they won’t. They’re addicted to power. A drug so strong they’d rather see a civilization die than give it up.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Congratulation to Astronaut Christina Koch to be the first woman in history to get that far away from dangerous sexual predator Donald Trump.
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