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YellowMustard

@mustardwrites.bsky.social
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Your friendly neighbourhood condiment 💛 She/her, bi, early 30s, 🇦🇺 🦘 Unapologetic ofmd girly NSFW content, Minors DNI YellowMustard on Ao3!

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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · 12h
those photo pages got me so good 😭😭
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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · 13h
HI EVERYONE SHOULD GO AND READ @emilythedemily.bsky.social's FIRST FIC, IT'S LOVELY 💖🫟🪩 archiveofourown.org/chapters/251...
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New Session | Archive of Our Own
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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Lucia ✨🏴‍☠️🎨🏳️‍🌈✨ @citrussyndicate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If someone was going to win an award for being hot at privateering school, it’d be these two boyfriends 😌 #OFMDfanart #OFMD
A digital drawing of Stede Bonnet and Edward Teach from Our Flag Means Death. They’re posing beside large versions of the cake toppers Ed was obsessed with in s2e1 while he was missing Stede. The drawing is done in the style of a recent photo of Taika and Rhys at the Academy Museum where they were standing beside large Oscar Awards. Ed is gazing up at the figure in a pink suit, while Stede is pursing his lips and holding his glasses beside the figure wearing a blue dress. The stand for both figures says “Academy for Wayward Seaman” instead of “Academy Museum of Motion Pictures”
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地獄へようこそ。お出口は左側です @smolizzyhands.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
omg well done! i still have a good 30 pages to go and I sense that my bawling is not over 🥲
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queerdo john @queerdojohn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
couscous brain
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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i read the blurb, i knew what to expect, i was still not ready. it's a great read but ouchhhhh
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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nova Scotia House 😭😭😭
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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
when you pick up a physical book and it makes you dry-heave sob into your fun little afternoon bevvie until you can no longer taste it ✌️ charlie porter what the fuck, dude (/pos)
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ann0_ @ann0-art.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
happy birthday ofmd season 2! i wish i found you earlier than this year lol . . #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath #edwardteach #traditionalart
pencil drawing of edward teach in our flag means death
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Merryfinches 💕🌈 🏴‍☠️ @merryfinches.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Good morning, crew! Have some soft and smoochy Classic Gentlebeard. Did you know that they’re IN LOVE?!? 💜 🥰 #ofmd #ofmdart
Art of Ed and Stede from our flag means death. Ed is wearing his leather outfit and laughing, as Stede, wearing his teal suit, wraps his arms around him and kisses his cheek.
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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
YES PLS, we've already started decorating for the occasion 🥹
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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
fucking love these folks! this trip will be front and centre in my brain for a while I think 🥹 thank you for driving our fucking tank baby around the treacherous streets of Wellington, and also for all the incredible organisation. how do I return to reality now?? 😭💖
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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
so true 🥹💖✨
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SoupBeech @soupbeech.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Let me try that again…
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kellykat53 🏴‍☠️❤️ @kellykat53.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Stede demanding privacy at the public notice board I love you you ridiculous bitch 🥰
Stede is standing in front of a public notice board. He’s been talking to Ed’s wanted poster. He’s turned around to face Ricky and looks incredibly irritated
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poorlyformed @poorlyformed.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I know you have a little life in you yet I know you have a lot of strength left #ofmdart #gentlebeard
illustration of closeup of Ed and Stede's hands, holding each other
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Jenn overboard! @self-induljennt.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
"I don't think anyone's waiting for me." #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd
Drawing of Ed from Our Flag Means Death. He's in gravy basket limbo, leaning on a walking stick. He's looking down, sad and believing no one wants him back in the world of the living.
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ClaireG 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @clairegregoryau.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Three years ago we were losing our minds at having new S2, and now we’re coming to the end of our time in Aotearoa, where we’ve had the time of our lives 😍
Dunes (not identical) with Stede and Izzy sword fighting in s2e1Stede and Ed run toward each other in the surf at the top; the same locations at the bottomEd and Stede crash together on the beach
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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
happy birthday!!! 🥳🎂🎈🎉
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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
(lore nobody asked for, but Big Cursed Fucky Whispers scene was the audio inspiration behind ed hearing his dad's voice in the free space tank and freaking out lmao 😭💀)
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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
LOVE that movie and yes same, pummelled all my fear zones in a way not many movies do!
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Lucy 🧜‍♂️🏴‍☠️ @butterscup95.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is exactly what I wanted. 🥰 www.instagram.com/p/DeIaGmcmM0...
Press photo for the Hunt for the Wilderpeople 10 year anniversary screening at the Academy Museum.Taika Waititi and Rhys Darby at the Hunt for the Wilderpeople 10 year anniversary screening at the Academy Museum.
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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
BIG YEP FROM ME
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ClaireG 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @clairegregoryau.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Our first fully clear night on this trip means I could capture an absolutely magical star trail over Wellington 😍
A whirl of stars over Wellington, New Zealand, taken via long composite. On the right part of the roof of a house is visible; on the left a tree is silhouetted
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Kuuttamo @kuuttamo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dipping in #ofmdkinktober with leather kink #kinktober2026 #ofmdnsfw
Digital painting of a figure leaning forward on a table with his hands. He is wearing fitting, elbow lenght black leather gloves. His head is outside the pictureframe, but tattoos are indicating it's Ed from Our Flag Means Death
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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
he appeared to me as a kiwi 😌
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Silly Kiwi Bird Wiggles Its Head
ALT: Silly Kiwi Bird Wiggles Its Head
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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Lucia ✨🏴‍☠️🎨🏳️‍🌈✨ @citrussyndicate.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Good morning from this handsome little guy! 🫡😘 #OFMDfanart #OFMD
A digital drawing of Stede Bonnet from Our Flag Means Death posing in a jaunty salute while wearing a long white shirt and stockings with a teal blue bow tied under his knees. He has a Steard, which is very important and a huge grin on his face.
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ClaireG 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @clairegregoryau.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Four of us have been travelling through Aotearoa for 8 days now, and we have never once shut up about OFMD (talking about it, quoting it, re-watching it, yelling about/ showing each other fics and art, writing, plotting, visiting locations…) Zero reduction in enthusiasm from three years ago to now ❤️
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Fyre @amuseoffyre.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
welp, I didn't need my heart anyway. Stede trying to chart Ed's course on the map and he guesses he's turning south, "to skirt the storm" we know Ed drove them into. And at the top, fragile man 😭
A piece of Stede's hand-drawn map with a doodle of a ship on the edge of a storm. Above the storm clouds, the words "fragile man" are written, and below, a path is tracked away from the storm with "to skirt the storm" written above itA screencap of the revenge about to sail into the storm
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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
TY VEX 🥹🥹🥹
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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i had NO knowledge i was kickyfeeting at the time 😂😂😂
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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I was the same! headfirst is a no from me. kiiiiind of did feel similar to a drop tower - just a very very fast one 😂😂
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ClaireG 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @clairegregoryau.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Driving past the tallest mountains on the North Island today en route from Taupō to Wellington and 😍 We mostly come from very flat places so these are amazing to us.
A panorama showing both mountains A mountain with the peak shrouded in cloudMore mountain!A distance shot across scrub
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ClaireG 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @clairegregoryau.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And now in a house with an absolutely ridiculous view in perfect weather in Wellington 😍 This is the last stop on our trip before we fly back to Auckland on Tuesday and back out to Australia on Thursday 😭
A view of water and headland from a high-hillside house in Wellington’s Island Bay
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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
they wrote this on the back of my ticket after my medical check-in and i fear they condensed my entire personality into a 4 word summary 😌
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ClaireG 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @clairegregoryau.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s the ongoing screams for me 😂😂😂 Another angle of Bec just suddenly disappearing 😂 Again me cackling while the dude next to me (who we’d never met) was clapping and cheering.
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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ok I promise im almost done yapping about this, but pls enjoy video footage of that one time I got dropped out of the sky 🫪💖
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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it's neither! Bungee swing, so you free-fall drop for a while like a bungee jump, but then swing out like a lil pendulum!
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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
if you don't like heights maybe block me for a bit bc i WILL be talking about this for a lil while ✨
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Ally 🗡️🧄🍜 it's a safe space ship @edbbteach.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
that's a princess who has been well and truly docked 🩵
A close up frame from ofmd season 2 episode 7 of ed in the teal robe looking downA close up frame from ofmd season 2 episode 7 of ed's profile in the teal robe looking down
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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
of my own untimely death, yes 😌😂
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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
as said by kate bush in this woman's work: ahaaaaaaaaooooooooo. Ahaaaaoooo ooooooo
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Ally 🗡️🧄🍜 it's a safe space ship @edbbteach.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
finger tippies
A screenshot from ofmd season 2 episode 3 of ed as jeff in the gravy basket, smiling and standing in front of his made up desk touching it with the tips of his fingers
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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
happy birthday vex!!!! have the best day! 💗
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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🥹🥹🥹
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ClaireG 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @clairegregoryau.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Such was the commitment that she got shoes full of said water for her effort, but we’ll call that suffering for her art 😂
A wide shot of Piha Beach at sunset, with a tiny Bec walking out to the water in the centre
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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
painting teeny tiny landscapes across Aotearoa 😊
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GayWatson 🌈🏴‍☠️🎨 @gaywatson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
always gonna make time for Edward Teach, smaller than a peach (because he’s one crabapple tall) #ofmd #ofmdfanart
Black and white digital sketch of a tiny Ed Teach batting his big innocent doe eyes and standing next to an apple, proving that he’s literally one apple tall.
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